sharimcm
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Ya know, that really pisses me off... Like totally. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Get used to it buddy... How else would I know what you want? MEN!! Go make me a fuggin sammich - Beotch. And breen me a fuggin beer - and would you please stop the whining? HUSH!! I don't have time for your drama - would you HURRY already? STFU and do what I say bitch!! Now... Get your head between my legs and start munching... Did I just type that out loud? WTF? I don't know what go into me... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Get used to it buddy... How else would I know what you want? MEN!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I could suck if asked nicely... Oh wait, I'm just a tease... Nevermind. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ill bring the popcorn! And I will bring the butter. Is that for the buttery nipples? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That makes sense... I forgot she had that thing... It is quite nice though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm in... Um, sweetie... I think the man is supposed to say that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ill bring the popcorn! Sweet... Sex with popcorn!! Sounds kinky. I don't mind spectators... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey, how did I get pulled in to this? And who says we're not already an item... Can I play? I wanna Play! DAMMIT! We might let you play... But, then again, we might tie you up and make you watch... Oh, and we might take you to the new adult toy store they just opened around the corner from me and make you buy us lots of toys we could use on each other. Shall I go on? Yes, please go on Ok turtle...you're in. Hold the fuck on here... I didn't say he was going to be able to play!! I suppose he could if he bought us lots of neat toys though... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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MOST people can't . . . eyebrows are a little harder - but elbow's - no problem. Prove it... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Want me to beat him up for you? Ok.
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Right now? With everyone watching? OK!!
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Hey, how did I get pulled in to this? And who says we're not already an item... Can I play? I wanna Play! DAMMIT! We might let you play... But, then again, we might tie you up and make you watch... Oh, and we might take you to the new adult toy store they just opened around the corner from me and make you buy us lots of toys we could use on each other. Shall I go on? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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And, you can't lick your elbow either... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, luckily, I just turned 30 yesterday, and I haven't sent any naughty, nekkid pics lately anyway. I'd rather see nudity in person that pictures anyway. And, I like my men older. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'd send nekkid pics if the receiver of them sent me nekkid pics of him/her first. Oh wait... I think I sent a few people pics of my piercing when I got it done, but then again, it was only my girl parts. You could never really verify it was me unless you looked and compared. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Circumsized or not. What do the ladies prefer?
sharimcm replied to Spiderbaby's topic in The Bonfire
I want the 'don't know' option as well. I have never been with anyone not cut, so all I know is what I know. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Now that you mention it, it did say "I give" on the bottom half of the skis (not in pic)... I was wondering why so many guys were following me down the slopes! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Know any potential candidates? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hot n' Spicy Beef Cup-A-Noodle and a peanut butter sandwich... That's all I can afford at this point. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Austin area weekday jumpin, who's in?
sharimcm replied to cakeboy's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I had enough cold weather (it snowed the night before I went skiing) in Reno/Tahoe. I suppose I'm out... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Hey, how did I get pulled in to this? And who says we're not already an item... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Nothing in life is free. You'll end up paying for it one way or another... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Thank you everyone! I am finally home, safe and sound. Reno was a good way to spend my 30th birthday! The skiing was awesome, the drinks were all good, and I only lost my shirt a few times, but only willingly. Oh, and the 3 G's - check, check, check.
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Austin area weekday jumpin, who's in?
sharimcm replied to cakeboy's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Awww... Of course I will. I just hope Nate doesn't get mad at me. I should be there in the afternoon some time.