sharimcm
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I'll set the scene... It's a long, holiday weekend and my parents ask me to watch their house and dogs. I'm too nice, so I agree. One night before my parent's leave, they call me and tell me their computer stopped working. What the hell am I going to do out in BFE with no computer? I got a tip from an unknown source that our own waltappel is a computer geek. So, I called 1-800-WALT-KNOWS, and did a little tech support with him over the phone. A few hours later and lots of frustration, he tells me a tip that WORKED!! THANK YOU WALT for letting me connect to the real world!! You are an ! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh my. She's turning into a Texan quicker than I thought. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Cool, I'm drinking a sandwich
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I didn't know a goat and a sheep were the same thing... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It was either that or a Lean Cuisine that looked like dog vomit... Or, I could have eaten the dog vomit. I left that for my parents to clean up when they get home. It's their dog... The mac & cheese wasn't bad... The bagel dog, well... We won't go there. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Mac & cheese and a bagel dog... An hour away from civilization, I eat what I can get. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Um, sweetie... Did Jello J (Thanatos) get fired from selling jello with alcohol? He's no longer on the list. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Actually, my friend Ann just did this recently... She told me to call her in 30 minutes after I dropped her off for a blind date. I called and she said everything was fine. About an hour later, she called and said she was ready to be picked up. When she got in the car I said, "Well, that must've been a good date." She said, "No. He's old and I felt sorry for him." She never called him back, but thanked me for being her outlet in need. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Someone contact Linder. Immediately Fuck that, just put him in charge. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey, who's in charge of pajamas? I mean, I got lingerie sales, but I really think there needs to be a pajama section. Flannel ones, silk, feetie pajamas... C'mon, someone needs to be in charge of PJs... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Doesn't look like anyone cared about the Loss Prevention Team... Sorry, but employees rule this supercenter. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm actually a dragon according to the Chinese New Year, but according to the placemat at a Chinese restaurant I'm a snake... Cool. I have dual personalities. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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But we decided to close the supercenter til monday. You don't have to be there. HEY!!! I didn't get that memo!! Why the hell am I here then? LISAH - you are SO fired!! Oh wait, I can't do that, can I? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm sick of - 1) work - yes, I am working on a Sunday, and it is absolutely BEAUTIFUL outside. 2) Stupid people - they're everywhere!! 3) Having to 'dog-sit' on long weekends after my parent's computer blew up, so I have no computer access at the house and being an hour away from real civilization 4) being sick of being sick of stuff Can I have some soup? Either that or a life would help too. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So, does it count if I say I'm in the Lisa fan club? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Whoa... You have more jumps than me. I'm jealous... I'll join in on the ash dive... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I remember being stuck in Memphis once... Sucked... But, I got a free plane ticket out of it. I missed boarding by minutes because my first flght was delayed... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Really fucking windy!! Well, here in Austin at least. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh, come on... You gotta dress like a dom all the time. In 06 I was able to wear my attire and not have anyone look at me stangely. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Before you get fired tomorrow, I'd like to submit my application for the jewelry department. It has a high mark-up and is broad enough to include jewelry for body piercings. (But I'll need an assistant who could handle the more . . . "delicate" client requests!) I can help!! Having a piercing or two of my own, even though I am not quite knowledgable in the field, I may be able to help a little. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I like it when you suck. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Don;'t forget the pudding... but it must be licked off of me. Can I start the licking? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Listen to me bitch! Obey me or you will be spanked... YOU MUST put Andy back on as supervisor!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Andy....you're fired Hey!! Don't fire the supervisor!! Fire the employees... And, a little sampling is good... It would probably attract more business. Hot drunk girl. WTF? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think skymama can sell the shoes... What do you think? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself