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Ok, show your true colors. Sharimcm, would you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease go out on a date with me? Walt Like I told you this past weekend... FUCK YOU WALT!! But, only after you get me drunk... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh Andy... You haven't seen me in over two years... I'm all growed up now... I'm an inch taller, and my boobies have gotten fuller... Hell, I just turned the big 3-0! Originally I was just the fucking whore, but then LisaH threw that other title out... But, then after this weekend, Walt clarified that I was both a whore and a bitch... It's OK. I play it off well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey, I didn't say that!!!! Ok, well I said it but in the nicest possible way!
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1995 Honda del Sol - 185K on her, original engine Had a 1989 Honda Civic Hatchback with 219K on it when I sold it... It was still running pretty good at that point... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My problem is why did you say that???? Cuz... If you told me I was a fucking bitch, then it must be true. But, I thought you liked fucking bitches (as long as it was me)? Uh-oh... My problem is now having to search millions of PM's to prove my point... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I would never fuck my mother... Or any other mother for that matter... I guess I could be a fucking bitch whore... Or a fucking whore bitch... I don't know. I'm so confused. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My little del Sol has 185K on it, and in July, I had Honda change out all the belts (2nd timing belt is now on it), water pump, CV boots, and do a routine oil change and she works like a charm. I haven't had too much trouble with her since I've owned her, and I wouldn't give her up for anything. Hondas are pretty reliable if you take care of things before they happen. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What the fuck is MY problem? According to Walt, I am a fucking whore... According to LisaH, I am a fucking bitch... My problem is I can't figure out which title I like better. They're both very fitting, but... Maybe I should do a poll... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Meat makes you happy? Wow... It makes me happy, too, but I prefer pork. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I "use" my cop only when needed. All it takes is one text message with the right wording, and a few minutes later, he's here (or I'm there). It's kind of nice having him live less than a mile away. Cops do need lovin' from time to time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You have your own personal cop??? Just how much trouble do you cause??? Abso-fucking-lutely I have my own cop. I can cause quite a bit of trouble, but usually it's just with him. After that message last night though... I'm beginning to wonder who causes most of it between the two of us. I was quite "taken back" by it. Is there such thing as a good cop and a bad cop? After seven months, that was the first time I have ever wondered about him. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Cops can also text you with "requests" that are considered illegal... At least, mine did last night. I guess if I really wanted to, I could get him in to a shit load of trouble, but I'm too nice. I did however "lock" the text in case one day he pisses me off. Pay backs are a bitch, aren't they? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Bude jumps? Or nude jumps? Nah, I only jump nekkid once a lifetime. Been there, done that... Unless... Hey, I lost my last really good picture that namgrunt took of my last nekkid jump... I do need another one. Don't know if I'll still be making SkyFest this year. Things change with a blink of an eye, and scheduling may be an issue. We'll see I guess. It is a few months away still. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I've kissed a cop before... Does that count? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Let's see... I went to Skydive Temple to see Walt and Kathleen... Then, I went and got my nails done with a co-worker of mine. Then, I came home and checked a few e-mails. Then, it's time for bed. Very productive huh? Oh, that reminds me... I need to go text my cop back... I forgot... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So what, did the 2nd guy call 911? I bet the first guy is pissed now. He has no arms to kill himself. What a bunch of freaks in this world. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You can call me and give me the detailed description... I'll listen. Maybe I'll even give you some pointers, and vice versa... Ok...answer your phone I was out smoking... Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You can call me and give me the detailed description... I'll listen. Maybe I'll even give you some pointers, and vice versa... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Now that is fucking funny. I don't care who you are. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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This irritated the shit out of me... http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/household/jigsaw-puzzle-alarm-clock-032138.php You have to put the puzzle back together before the alarm will shut off. The pieces pop out, so you'll have to find all the pieces before attempting to putting the pieces back in. I got rid of it after having to actually get up on time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I like #3 the best. If #1 had more of the terrain, I think that would be awesome. You got the top of the catus, but the whole think would have been cool. Good luck! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Condoms? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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MarkMark's 50th Birthday Bash at Skydive Temple
sharimcm replied to faulknerwn's topic in Events & Places to Jump
WOOHOO!!! PARTY AT SD TEMPLE!! I will be there on Saturday! -
I think it would be best if you did a 7-step program. Don't ask me what the steps are. I failed after the first one of denial. Oh, for men, do not try the cold turkey method. Shrinkage may occur. Why give up something if it isn't harming someone else? Or is it? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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There was only one pen in my entire home, wanna guess where?
sharimcm replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
Seems like the general dz.com population thinks it was up your ass. Me too. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself