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SkyFest 7: July 11th to 16th 2007 @ SD Spaceland!
sharimcm replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
dzmemories Icon134 Lindercles namgrunt nannerbanner popsjumper Rookie120 sharimcm skydivermom UpNDown waltappel I added Walt and Kathleen. I'm sure they'll both be there this year. Anyone else? Wait a sec... How did Walt post something? Oh nevermind. It doesn't matter. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Um... No... But, money has been offered to me for sex... By a cop... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Damn... That is NOT pretty. I hope you had GAP insurance on it. Even though it was her fault, her insurance company will only give you fair market value... Good luck... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! It's your birthday happy boy!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!
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From what I heard, there will most likely be a caravan there. Just show up and find out. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I did laundry today... Only one load... It sucked... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Bastard called me and told me my cat got run over. As I frantically looked for my car keys to go home to beat the shit out of him for letting him out in the front (we would let him out in the back yard but we would watch him - he was declawed), he started laughing. I didn't find it amusing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I had a candle party. Six crazy women and one guy all gathering around a table full of food to buy candles. No pranks or jokes... But, for the best prank on April Fool's was last year... I just about gave my ex a heart attack when I told him I thought I was pregnant, told him I bought a test, had my best friend who WAS pregnant do the test for me (without his knowledge), then showed him the results. He just about died... I thought it was pretty funny... After the prank he pulled on me earlier that day, I think he deserved it. Bastard. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It was a party cloudy day when the DZO at Skydive Aggieland (hi Todd) talked everyone in to doing a 'clear and pull' jump at sunset throught the clouds. We had to jump lower than usual (10,500) since the sun was setting quickly, but I didn't care. It was awesome to play in the clouds, and after doing a slow turn to take in all of my surroundings, I saw Todd and Stan doing some CRW. We all were having fun on that jump. It was a good day to say the least.
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Go towards the light... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I will no longer touch Turtle or get him drunk. I do not participate in illegal activities... I will abide by the rules set forth in this thread... Sorry Turtle... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I so need a hug. Yes, she's so deprived... Being in Hawaii just one more day... How horrible... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Good one Sunshine, let me try. Lisa, you gonna be ok? Do you need a sympathy hug or anything? Jeff Give her a little bit of time to reply Jeff... She told me she was going to the lagoon... Can I have her hug though? I need it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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specially doctors should be used to see all kind of scary things, a little hood-piercing shouldnt really matter.. You'd think a doctor would have seen it all. She said that I was about the 3rd person she's seen with a hood piercing... I was surprised at the low number, but whatever. The piercer said it was actually a pretty common piercing. And, not that it matters, but I do love having it. It's beautiful.
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Or Walt for that matter. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You are a cute dumbass at least... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I just had some spiced rum at the liquor store. Free samples? Sure, why the hell not? Avoid hangovers and stay drunk! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I've got my ears, belly button, and hood pierced. And, GAWD!! I would have some explaining to do if TSA was able to pick up stainless steel as a metal. I can just see it now... "Um, ma'am, we're going to have to do a strip search. It seems there is some metal between your legs. Yea, just spread them a little. What the???" I already had to explain it to my doctor. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I wish I was there watching the waves with you... But, instead I'm at work watching the field monkeys play with electricity. Maybe I should actually try to get some work done. I did come in for a reason... Just trying to figure out what that reason was... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I agree... LET IT GO PEOPLE!! Back to your regularly scheduled program... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ever get the feeling someone's looking out for you?
sharimcm replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
Someone is definitely watching out for me. I found that out in 1995 when I hit a deer and rolled my car at 2 in the morning on a long, dark, rarely traveled, country road. I saw headlights coming down the road, crawled out of my car, flagged down the driver, she took me home never to be found again or heard from again. Grandpa Dave knew what to do for you. I think my Uncle Jay did the same for me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Apparently, I went back in time three years. I did transfer paperwork for three employees and said it was October 2004... Um, it's March 2007, almost April. Not a fucking clue where 10/2004 came from, but I put that date on all three transfers. The lady at corporate called me to see if it was a mistake. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If me just talking about the smell of hot bread is making me hungry, read this... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1762450 This is the bread thread. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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But, I feel so... hurt... You called HIM, but not me. I guess I still love you... I guess... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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All I want to talk about was the bread thread... I just got Walt drooling over the phone a few minutes ago talking about the thread that we "met" over. But, the Lisa had to call him and interupt his bread talk with me... Thanks Lisa... I see how much you love ME... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself