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  1. sharimcm
    Well... Some of them aren't THAT bad... I've seen worse attachments from Walt. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    No, he's not an axe murdered... Just a stalker. No, I guess he's not a stalker either... He's just very observant. I'd come jump with you guys, but I have to work. Gotta pay the bills somehow. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    My mother told me I pulled the heads off of my Barbie's and would try to put them back on to another Barbie's body. I didn't believe her, so I went upstairs to my Taco Cabana pink room, took out my "going to grandma's" red suitcase where I kept my Barbie's. I slowly opened it, and there was about 7 decapitated Barbie's with their heads off to the side. I just about died laughing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    OK, so I asked an electrician (I work for an electrical contractor) what the switch would go to. After he sat there for 20 minutes explaining in technical terms what may be wired to it, I walked away. It was way too technical for my brain to comprehend what he was trying to tell me. But, he did say not to turn it off unless you want missles coming out of the toilet. I understood that. Just thought I'd pass on the information. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I thought the truth was supposed to hurt, not be funny. I can't help it. The first step to overcome an addiction is accept you have a problem. But, is that really a problem? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Aw hell, I think Temple would have had beer... Hey, and we had some beer on tap as well as some in the 'booze box.' "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I LOOKED for you before I left. Where the hell did you go? I went in to the packing hut, manifest, looked in the bathrooms, showers... The plane was on the ground, and all the jumpers landed, so I *KNOW* you weren't on a load! No good-bye hug or kiss. Damn Stitch!!! But, it was good to finally meet you. Stalker. You picked me out of a crowd not even knowing that was my home dz... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    What's wrong with begging for sex in the middle of the night? Never said there was anything wrong with it. I don't really mind someone waking me up for sex. But, since I am a nymphomaniac, I don't mind sex at any given point in time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Of course I'll post pics. I'm thinking of throwing her into the drum circle with my doumbec. This is gonna be good! Whoa, wait a second. I was 'busy' late night, so I couldn't defend myself. Pictures? Drum circle? Um... I wonder if it's too late to change those tickets... 35 days left until I leave... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Damn woman... If we gave you a BOB at the beach, I think you'd be set for life. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    And it probably will be better than a man in the long run. It won't talk back to you or beg you for sex in the middle of the night. I need to get me one of those!! Body pillows that is! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Just flip the damn thing already... And then let us all know what it did... That is, if it did anything at all. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    ...to go to California! Yup, it's true. I just booked my flight in May to go see LisaH... Shit, there's another beer... That will be the first time I will ever meet her. I'll be flying in to LAX... Is there anything that I MUST do while I'm there? I can make Lisa be my taxi driver all weekend. I'm sure if I pay her in some ways, she'll be OK with it. So, beer... Double owed. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I think the first thing I would do is turn it off and see what happened... Kinda weird... Maybe it's for a smoke detector or something? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, if it was next month, I would say OK, but... it's not. I was actually supposed to be in Vegas the end of April, but I changed my plans to finish out the project I am working on. Good luck on getting out of NYC! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    This really isn't the best pic, but I did have a good laugh. I wasn't the swooper, just the photorapher. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Oh, you're so hot!! Were you actually able to run that landing out? Looks like you were going in for a nice face plant. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I wanna be like all of the people who have posted pics when I grow up. All of you are SMOKIN' hot! I just have to say DAYUM! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Ok... If it was a guy buying me a car, I would wonder what he did wrong or what he was about to do. Hopefully, she didn't buy it as a peace offering, or did she? You got yourself a sugarmomma... Good for you! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I have a Sony in my car... My previous Sony worked like a charm, but this one died a few weeks ago, and mysteriously started working again just a couple of days ago. It's still under warranty, but sending it back to Sony for repair would have been costly, so I just waited it out. Good luck!!
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    Yes City folk I want a pet cow.
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    Yes City folk I want a pet cow.
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    We tried to DD a couple people. I don't remember who though. Obviously not me. I feel so... Left out... I checked my recent dialed list...you were on it. I must have tried. Not hard enough... If you look at what TIME that recent dial list was done, it wasn't DD time yet... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I hope they do. Otherwise, it means Rocky don't love me ... I love you unconditionally... Whether pigs love corn or not... Does that help? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  25. sharimcm
    It's the red dixie cup...does it every time. Oh yeah, that cup is hot!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself