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In Texas, you can get an apprentice license just by sending TDLR (Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation) $20. The only reason they would deny you is for certain felonies, such as murder or rape. I work for an electrical contractors office, but I am in no way an electrician. It's a good trade to get in to. Stay positive! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well then by all means! LOL Git'r'dun! Ok... Well, I think I took care of him for at least another month. Yup, another month and another 22 text messages later... Poor baby was tired... I put him to sleep though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yeah but I don't think you want to change your mind. Way to make him work for it tho....22 texts....hmmmm lol Thankfully I have unlimited text messaging... Otherwise I would make him pay for it as well. Well, it IS late, and he IS in the shower, and he lives less than a mile away, and I can be there in less than 5 minutes... And it has been quite a while since I've seen him... Mmmm... bacon... (sorry, bad cop reference I know). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Holy Crap! Thats A LOT of texts!! LOL So how do you handle it? Do you still hook up ? Umm... Well... To be honest... I gotta log off here in a minute or two... I have somewhere I have to be... Well that answers that huh?! LOL Have fun! Hey, at least I'm being honest about it... It only took him 22 texts for me to say OK. His hours are fucked up, so it's hard to find a time when we're both awake... But, I could still change my mind before I leave... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's what my cop does!! I think in a matter of a couple of hours, I received 19 text messages from him... Holy Crap! Thats A LOT of texts!! LOL So how do you handle it? Do you still hook up ? Umm... Well... To be honest... I gotta log off here in a minute or two... I have somewhere I have to be... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's what my cop does!! I think in a matter of a couple of hours, I received 19 text messages from him... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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irresponsible bitch And, I like it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Skydive Spaceland, cuz that's where I'll be.
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SLAP A HO Save a Life Always Put A Helmet On... My ex used to ride his motorcycle to work with a SLAPAHO sticker on his helmet... He said he got some interesting looks at times... But, I doubt it was because of the sticker. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I shouldn't be posting on here since I'm at work most of the time, but what fun is that? This is one of the few websites that hasn't been restricted from our limited access internet, so... When the boss closes his door, dz.com is the first thing I pull up. Damn, kind of sounds like I have an addiction as well... Oh shit, isn't acceptance you have a problem the first step to recovery?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, congrats!! I just reached my 1000th not too long ago... You're just not a post whore. It's OK. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Congrats Auntie Kathleen!!
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I think you shouldnt fuck him in the first place if you dont want to get calls later. Damn, I wish I would have known that before I met that cop... But, he only took a three month break before calling me again... He broke the 8-month law. Maybe he can handcuff me?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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To be fair, it ain't just men that are relentless. Ok, fine... I'll stop calling... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I always liked DELTA - Don't Ever Leave The Airport "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Does it count if I work in a pimpin' double wide? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can't vote... Texas isn't on the list. All good things come from Texas... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Video, and stills! Hmmm... I think I might need to borrow a helmet cam for this... Ive got that! Well, head on over to LAX... I'll be there soon enough. You can even bring the wife if you want... But my next trip takes me so much farther the other way... But, it's later in May that I'll be there. Just book the plane ticket and get your hippie ass over to Lisa's. C'mon... Think about it... I'll be stripping her down nekkid and exposing her cow... That totally did not sound right.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Video, and stills! Hmmm... I think I might need to borrow a helmet cam for this... Ive got that! Well, head on over to LAX... I'll be there soon enough. You can even bring the wife if you want... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Video, and stills! Hmmm... I think I might need to borrow a helmet cam for this... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So where am I booking a ticket? Oh, you're going to come see us?
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Woohoo! In a month I can see that cow tattoo up close and personal. Can I make it moo? Say what huh:? I'm going to go see Lisa in less than a month... I'll rip her clothes off and see her cow tat up close and personal... Pictures, we'll need pictures. Of the tattoo, or me ripping her clothes off? Or both? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Woohoo! In a month I can see that cow tattoo up close and personal. Can I make it moo? Say what huh:? I'm going to go see Lisa in less than a month... I'll rip her clothes off and see her cow tat up close and personal... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Woohoo! In a month I can see that cow tattoo up close and personal. Can I make it moo? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Congrats dude!! Damn, I know what you've been doing... You naughty boy! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself