sharimcm
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The solution I used to get my neighbor to stop letting their Great Danes from shitting in my yard was each and every night (or day), I would take my dog in to their yard and let her do her dirty deed. After about the 10th time, my neighbor actually came out and asked why I was letting my dog shit in their yard. I politely walked them over to my yard and showed them the huge piles of shit their dog left in my yard. The next morning, the piles of crap mysteriously removed themselves, and the dogs were then kept behind their fence or on leashes. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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...I'm too lazy to do a search. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I have been cheated on by my "first" serious boyfriend, and I can tell you I never forgave him. He tried to get me to stay with him, but I could never trust him the way I did before he cheated, and it just tore us apart. Years later, the same behavior started with my now ex... Staying out late, coming home blazing drunk, lack of sex in our lives, oh, and a girl answering his cell phone because he "dropped" it, and she just happened to be a "friend" who found it. Uh huh... Whatever... He still swears to this day he was 100% loyal to me. Somehow I don't believe that... I won't cheat. I can't cheat. I would have WAY too much guilt I couldn't live with. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey! How'd I get pulled into this thread? And, yeah...we did have a blast that night. Whoa... Nothing happened at The Farm, so how could we have a blast? And Pyscho - DAMN!! That's a hot picture of me lacing up my boot!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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DOH!!! I don't think I've ever met him actually... I don't have that many pics of me with dz.commers come to think of it... I have the ones I took at The Farm a couple years ago... Hmm... I guess I should get out more. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Im so jelouse, great pic, how was it ? The manatee or the photographer? Swimming with the manatees is such an awesome experience. That was actually my second time to do it...
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The invisible thought bubble above my head says: "damn, why is he gay....i sooo wanna do him right now!!" Damn, I'd do him... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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A FWB situation doesn't sound bad until one falls for the other, and then emotions get involved. That's why with mine, I see him maybe twice a month, and we use text messaging to set up "dates." Thankfully, no emotional connection what-so-ever, but I get my regular maintenance... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Which one is you The big fat one... Duh!! Oh wait... Nevermind. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I will give the photographer 100% awesome credit for this pic (thank you)... Taken in Florida in February... Swimming with the manatees.
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It's possible to love someone and not be IN love with them. Like many said, they love their family, but they are not IN love with them. I have many friends that I love and would do almost anything for, but they are friends. Unfortunately, the word "love" is used to loosely most of the time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I am working THIS weekend... NEXT weekend I'll be a free woman... That is, unless I get a job before then. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm working ALL weekend. The jobsite is closing down, and we'll be cleaning house... I'll have SO much time after next Friday... Anyone want me to come visit? I'm hoping my little car can make it around the country... No job, no money, credit card with lots of charging left to do before they're maxed out... Hell, why not travel? ROAD TRIP! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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The last time I did a google search is was "your name needs to..." When I typed in my name, I found out that I was a blow up doll. "Sleazy Shari needs to lay off the lip liner." Gosh, how do they know these things? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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We talk in code so you guys can't understand what we're saying... It's the same language though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, after a battle with some medical issues, losing a great friend in a canopy collision, and getting ready to move, I had other things on my mind. But, if it matters much, I did lost about 10 pounds when I was in and out of the hospital. I was waiting for my new swimsuit to come in to post pics, but it looks like I won't be getting it anytime soon. Edited to add - Y'all did great... HOT!!
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We have a secret forum we've been replying in... Kind of like the drunk dial forum. Right, ladies? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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The only thing I didn't like about working in a freakin' box was EVERYONE could hear your (and your co-workers) conversations. I got SO tired of listening to the pregnant girl next to me explain to her friends exactly how she got pregnant... Like what position, how long they were going at it... Gawd! It sucked... But, good luck if you get the job. It might not be that bad... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Uh, yea... I'll have to agree with you on that one. I have a belly ring and my hood pierced... I had my tongue pierced a long time ago... But, for the most part, those are understandable. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You're not the only one... Trust me... There are a few people I know who cringe looking at any piercings. I know I made a couple people cringe when I sent them a pic of my "other" piercing. I think it's funny. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I agree with you. Nipple piercings are hot... I've thought about it quite a bit, but was discouraged by an ex who told me "Why mess with perfection?" Then he told me my boobies were too big to make them look good. I tend to agree with that. And, I've got the other piercings... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My former boss used to wear pink quite a bit... And, as I just peeked in to my new boss' office to make sure he wasn't watching, he's wearing pink as well. Yes, both of them are married with kids... I thought "real men" wore pink. At least that's what I have been told... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What do your cats do when you're not paying attention to them?
sharimcm replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire
Cats like knocking just about anything down. In the past week, my cat has knocked down a lit candle with lots of red wax, a full glass of water with lots of ice, my conditioner bottle that was closed thankfully, my digital camera (gives me an excuse to get another one), and she will remove the cell phone off my night stand sometime while I am sleeping so that when the alarm goes off, I have to get up to turn it off. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Signs of a takeout place with a cool corporate mentality
sharimcm replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
There's a Mexican place in Austin (Texas, y'all) that has a similar menu... It's nice to have someone running the show that has a sense of humor. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself