sharimcm
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I just don't want another stalker... I have enough of those, thank you. I don't need no stinkin' TimTams... LisaH gave me some of hers... See, you find out who your REAL friends are... I love you Squeak!! Your voice is so sexy and soothing... You look pretty sexy as well! Webcams are a good thing! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Birds are so cute! :) "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Am I the only one to open this thread expecting an entirely different sort of mushroom discussion? No, you're not the only one... I had a totally different idea of what a "mellow mushroom" was, and it wasn't pizza!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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First, I'd like to ask how in the hell would you know if they work well? You're so young... When I was your age, we didn't have such toys, or at least I didn't know about them! But, for future reference... Mmmm... Yes, they are nice. Second, I'd like to say because Slappie is in Texas, there is no chance to buy one here. Trojan has cut the great state of Texas off to the sale of the vibrating rings. So... For instant vibes, please send all Trojan Vibrating Rings to my attention, and I will make sure he will get the delivery... Eventually... Or not... *Trojan Vibrating Ring™ is not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA http://www.trojanvibratingring.com/productdetails.aspx?product_id=18 edited to add a pic of how I smuggled one of those rings back to Texas... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What are the contents of a "Sleeping at the DZ Survival Kit"
sharimcm replied to Slider68's topic in The Bonfire
The handcuffs go where I go. I keep them in the storage bins behind the passenger seat in my car. I only break 'em out for the "oh my gawd I so want to fuck your brains out" men I might meet (or know). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
What are the contents of a "Sleeping at the DZ Survival Kit"
sharimcm replied to Slider68's topic in The Bonfire
I always take a blanket of some sort, my travel pillow, change of clothes, hygiene supplies (ie. toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, hairbrush) and condoms if I'm not staying at my home DZ (you never know what can happen). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
I wouldn't know if they were good or not cause Squeak didn't send me any.... Don't feel too left out... He didn't send me any either. Although, I was able to try them since he DID send them to Lisa, and I just HAPPENED to be going to Cali that weekend. So, THANK YOU LISA! You rock! My parents tried them and loved them as well!
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He's a man whore... What do you expect? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Jealous? I actually had a conversation with him the other night regarding being with another man, but he declined the offer. I suppose if I find someone else with a PA who wouldn't mind, I'll send him your way. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, since I don't drink coffee, I found NONE. Now, if you asked how many empty cigarette boxes I found, my answer would be different. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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When I got my hood piercing, I felt like a virgin all over again. It was amazing how a piece of metal can change your outlook on sex! I've been with a man who was pierced, and I have to say... Not bad at all. It's a different feeling that is really too hard to explain. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Depends on where the piercings are located... I have two piercings (besides my ears), but one is rarely seen by others and the other can be covered. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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harleys are fun, aren't they? But... I wasn't talking about the... Oh... Um... Right... The motorcycle... Wanna take me for another ride? I can be there in about 20 hours. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Aren't you gay? Thank gawd someone else said it first! I was wondering, but hey... If Sunny can make him straight, that's cool too!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Whoa!! Wait a second!! How did I get pulled in to this conversation?!?! Although, the ride was pretty nice... Straddled on top of a hard, vibrating thingie... We went faster, then slower, then faster... Oh gawd!! I didn't want it to stop! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Do they have special cuss words in Fucking? I mean - like if they are bumping uglies, do they call it New Yorking or something? well, the smurfs always used the word smurf... like smurfy and stuff... maybe they use the word fuck just as regularly Who the fuck are you calling a smurf? Fuck you! Better yet, fuck me!! Ah fuck... Neverfuckingmind... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!! Have a great birthday and an awesome date! Don't do anything I would!! *kisses* "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Congrats girl!! I hope you enjoy it as much as I've been enjoying my job... Right now, I'm fucking off as much as possible (not working at all) and still getting paid. Although, pretty soon, they're going to be cutting me off, so I need to get a job. You know, gotta pay for the new car and stuff.
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The Weekly GOOD NEWS Thread (early and for good reason!)
sharimcm replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
That is AWESOME news!! I hope you like it! -
The Weekly GOOD NEWS Thread (early and for good reason!)
sharimcm replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Umm... Good news? Let's see... I got to see my aunt (in remissison from breast cancer) and uncle (getting stem cell transplant from his identical twin to try to cure bone cancer in July), saw a few friends, got laid, watched a couple of movies (Shrek 3 was not worth it to me)... Made it home safely, my baby girl (cat) is very happy to see me, had lunch with my mommy... I'm sure there's more. -
That is such a wonderful statement... But, as far as my nipples go... They are not pierced, but they do get hard very quickly even if it's not THAT cold, but that's not such a bad thing, is it?... I do believe they are beautiful in whatever state (California, Nevada, Arizona, etc.) they are in. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My boy knows how i like it, and he's very receptive to my screaming "oh god pull my hair". I guess I'll try that next time... I suppose I should be more forward and just tell him what I want. Oh well. We all having a little bit of learning to do, as well as a little teaching. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Shiner and Corona are good choices.
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It is good stuff as long as it is done right!! Mmmm... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I suppose I could hit some of the alcohol I have stock-piled on my counter... I just got home from a fucking long drive... Time to sit back, relax, and drink!!