sharimcm
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I was actually trying to teach someone how to pull hair the correct way so it doesn't hurt... I think he was too drunk to understand, but hey... I tried. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well have it in Fucking Fucking! When did you develop a Tourette's issue? Have you ever been to the Farm? I think it started there. Damn... Maybe that's where the fucking problem with my fucking language started... Ahhh... Memories... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Preferably on her head. Oh... OK... I got that part covered... So, when are you going to be here? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Um... And just WHERE would the hair be located? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Wow! You look smokin'!! Not that you didn't look sexy before, but DAYUM! You look so much younger!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, 2328.8 miles have been put on my brand new car, and I am now back home again. Safe and sound.
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I'm assuming you were talking about the ride on my motorcycle Oh, uh... Yeah... The motorcycle... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey Gonzo... I'd like to thank you for the nice ride you gave me last night! I just loved it when you started going faster and faster... It was all over before I knew it. You left me craving more and more... But, it sure did leave a smile on my face. It was only up to 101 yesterday. I refuse to come visit June - early September. I'll take the Texas heat with humidity over Phoenix any day. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No, not this trip. She's going to see her Aunt and Uncle in Phoenix. She'll back her in a couple of months.
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OK... I'm leaving in the morning... If you're in the Phoenix area and are just dying to meet me, shoot me your number via PM, and I'll make sure to schedule some time... I should be there tomorrow night, and will be leaving Wednesday morning.
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Hmm... Well, I haven't attempted to make anything yet... I was thinking noodles with butter and cajun seasoning... I haven't made it to the grocery store for real food yet, and since I'm leaving tomorrow, why bother? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Since I'm petite and short, I'm the little spoon. Although, I can be the big spoon if I have to. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Wow... I can spank the monkey at 204 mph!! Woohoo! Let me go add that to my resume! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Whoa... What happened? I leave Cali, and the next day you decide to quit? Do I have to show up at your doorstep and spank you? Job hunting sucks... Trust me, I know first hand on this one... But you know you're more than welcome here in Texas...
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The last trip to Phoenix I drove I remember stopping three or four times for gas and once for "dinner." I was driving an older vehicle on its last wheel, so I am hoping to get better gas mileage with the new Honda. If I go, I will be leaving tomorrow morning and will get there EARLY Saturday morning (2 or 3) if I don't stop in New Mexico or Tucson. My aunt and uncle probably would not be up at that time, so it would be better for me to stay somewhere else, and meet up with them Saturday afternoon. I really have no commitments right now, so time is not really a concern for me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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They just wanted to know why I was going to Cali and not Arizona. I was just there in November, but I guess they are having SWS (Shari Withdrawal Syndrome). For some reason, it seems to happen quite a bit for some people. They can't seem to get enough of me. Yea, I'm so ... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It's a brand new car... The license plates just came in, and those will be put on tomorrow. I plan on breaking it in with a 2000+ mile drive roundtrip... The A/C better be charged, or I'll be blessing some Honda dealership with my presence on the way there... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh, I looked at it alright! But, then again, it looks like my smile is all fucked in this pic as well... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Don't road trip with me... I tend to drive non-stop until I get to my destination with the exception for stops for gas and potty breaks That's usually how I am on the way home... This trip might be different though... The last time I drove it, I was moving there, and I was tired from packing up the car. This time I'm just going for a visit. I have friends and family there, and strangely they all called to "check in with me" the day before I left for Cali... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I am seriously thinking about going on a road trip for the Memorial Day weekend... I've made the 15-hour drive before, and after a phone call from my aunt, I'm thinking about doing it again... What I am curious about is the gas prices along I-10 from Austin to Phoenix. Does anyone along the way know what I should expect to be paying? The prices here are still under $3.00/gal., but the prices in Cali and Nevada were quite higher... And, if you're along the way and would love to offer me a place to sleep on my way there, let me know. I get tired after 8-10 hours of driving... I have a few places in Phoenix to lay my head, so when I'm there, I got that part covered. Suggestions?
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I'm going to have to challenge you on that one... I think my smile is the most beautimous of all!!
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I am perfectly not perfect... Now, my boobies on the other hand... Yup, they're beauitful and perfectly perky... Oh wait... Sorry, I won't make your thread in to a boobie thread. Oops, sorry... I'm obviously not perfect. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Seems like some people have WAAAAYYYY too much time on their hands.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Umm... You shouldn't admit that you even HAD one... Being a guy and all... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh, stop making excuses!! Just shut up and jump! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself