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The Weekly GOOD NEWS Thread!! (um, a lil' late)
sharimcm replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
After a long heart-to-heart conversation with my old boss, I called some "friends" and "made things right with them." I guess losing someone close to you makes you realize life IS to short to stay angry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Do I win a prize? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That is so sweet!! He'd rather get a spanking from a hot chick anyway. Unless you or him are in to that kind of thing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Um, no thanks. I think I'll just keep my tushy in Austin for the weekend. The reason the prices are so high (according to Continental and American) is because of spring break. But, they'll use any excuse to jack up the prices. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Some people know me too damn well.. I eat my Oreo's like #6... 6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior. More proof that I am a fucking bitch. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well that's why you need to get the plane tickets at least 2 weeks early! Duh! Yeah, well, I still have a 'free' ticket, but Southwest obviously doesn't fly in to Georgia. Bastards! It's OK. While y'all are jumping your asses off, I'll be working mine off. It'll give me more money to jump with at Skyfest. I know... That "S" word should not have been said in this thread. For that, I must repent. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Were you in bed when you get the text? You're always supposed to add the words "in bed" to the end of your fortunes... My favorite one (that I carry around in my purse with me) reads: "Don't worry about money. The best things in life are free...." in bed. And, the other one in my wallet is "The sky's the limit this month..." in bed... That month for some weird reason, I flew to Florida to see a "friend" I haven't seen in years. Best sex I had in a LONG time... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Do you know how much a fucking plane ticket is to Georgia this weekend? HOLY FUCK ME!! They want my first born, my left leg, my right elbow, and my most recent paycheck!! I'm almost glad it's not ladyskydiver... You know, Cora is not a very common name... That's why... Nevermind... Carry on... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh... I heard the "C" name... I wasn't going to go, but now... ~now frantically looking for affordable airline tickets~ "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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As long as the POP ones don't POP me in the face I'm OK with it. I like to feel the pop though. My ex had an endless 'hole' in his back where I could always get something out of it. It was fucking weird, but I LOVED to squeeze it and see what it held inside... We were talking about zits, right? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So, did ya take down the holiday decorations yet?
sharimcm replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
Damnit... I'm having a party this weekend, so it looks like I'll have to take mine down before my mother brings over her co-workers... Just a couple of days ago, my friend Steve and I were out smoking on my porch. Very seriously he turned to me and said, "Shari... It's March... I think it's time..." I had no fucking clue what he was talking about at first, then I followed his eyes to the lights still hanging on the balcony. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
So, did ya take down the holiday decorations yet?
sharimcm replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
It's well in to March now, and let's see (how white trash I am)... 1) Christmas lights are still hanging outside... 2) Stockings and hangers are still on my kitchen table and haven't moved since I put them there... Anyone else still have their decorations out? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Sorry for your loss. I lost a cat a few years back, and a friend lost his rabbit recently when (t)he(y) went in for surgery, but it's not the vet's fault (different vets). They do everything they can for the animals that are brought to them, and I'm sure they're not happy about your pup passing away. Again though, I am sorry. My condolences go out to you. I just lost a co-worker last week (he drowned while on vacation), so I know a little of how it feels to lose somebody close to you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Turtle crabs? Better! Turtle hardware? Outer shell? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Amen. I don't like the landing strip either though. It's got to be nice and smooth all over... At least a little trimming would do. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Actually, there's 20 in the packs I buy... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If your lunch break is after noon, does it still count as a nooner? The first week I was at my job, my "then boyfriend" called looking for me when I was on my way to the main office. When my co-worker casually told him I wasn't there, my boyfriend's response was, "Oh, OK. She must be coming home for her nooner." He told me there was silence on the other end of the line, a small laugh was heard, then a click. When I got back to the office, everyone was asking me how my lunch was... I never knew WTF they were talking about until my co-worker broke the news to me... Back then, it wasn't funny, but almost two years later, it truly is... Well, to me at least. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer! Nah, I think Bolas and Bubbles are gonna re-hash their faked marriage proposal and bitch-fest first... I thought it was going to be the show about Turtle's parents pimping himself out in on craigslist trying to find him a "casual sex" partner that they SAY he will respect in the morning. Parents know best, right? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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"My Mom says I have a HUGE penis!" How would she know? Man, the Bonfire is turning in to a Jerry Springer show! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Shhh... We're supposed to make our man THINK we forgot, right? Oh wait, I don't have a man... Who cares if I swallow? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Whoa... That was fucking funny... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Purple and red. It's a toss up. No, really... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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SkyFest 7: July 11th to 16th 2007 @ SD Spaceland!
sharimcm replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
[replyreducing the number of places the ladies can dock on me. But, wouldn't you WANT them to dock on certain places. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
HEY! I'm a hottie whether I go or not... Not sure that SkyFest would be the best place for a nekkid tandem jump... I'd have a larger group of people watching me land than I did in Atlanta... Not that I care, but still. It would be nice to see you and the nanner again. It's been a LONG while. Like I said, we will see what I can do... Timing is the key player in it all. And I know someone has to keep the organizer happy, so... Time will tell. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I don't think anyone would agree with you if you called me a fucking bore... I got a nice set of boobies, and they are always entertaining... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself