sharimcm
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Stroke the pussy! I said STROKE me!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh great... Insurance doesn't pay for pre-existing conditions, which means I'm still responsible... Geez, skydiving IS an expensive sport. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, what if I met some hot skydiver at a boogie, lost contact with him, and then kind of re-united ourselves on dz.com a couple years later, met up with him and had hot, wild sex a few times? So, do I owe you pimp fees? I mean, it was just a few times I promise!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I want a pic of that one
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I would definitely get animal control involved. I've heard once a dog tastes blood, they will do anything they can do to taste it again. I am so sorry to hear stories like this. You can not let this keep happening. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Thank you Kathleen for posting some of those pictures. Drew was the videographer following Walt in flight capturing every moment of Dave's canopy flying free like Dave himself. I had the wonderful opportunity to go up with the jumpers as an "observer" and Mark Mark made every effort to land the plane for me to see Walt come in for his landing. I want to personally thank everyone who made the jump a success and made it a beautiful tribute to our friend, David Wayne Sebesta. Fly free Dave. We all love you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think bad sex is OK if you're not getting any and he's the only one that will put out (never happened, but that's what I'm thinking)... And, if it was really bad, just make sure he doesn't stay over and you can help yourself out when he leaves. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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This is the longest day, and it will be the shortest weekend... I'll be at work most of the weekend. Fucking accounting decided TODAY that everything was due by Tuesday morning... Lucky me, I have two 13+ million dollar jobs I'm working. Thank goodness I am hourly!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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There is a nice air conditioned bunk house with showers. It' is first come, first serve... As for anything going on, I have no clue... I don't live anywhere near it... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I only have 4 pillows. 1 is for my head to sleep on, 1 for my kitty (no seriously, she is a feline), 1 at the foot of the bed for my cat to land softly on (she plays with the ceiling fan pulls), and 1 for me to hold at night. 500? I don't think I have enough room for that many. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I don't make my bed unless I know I have company coming over. Half of it stays pretty much made anyway since I have a king size bed, and I only sleep on one side. I do change the sheets on a regular basis, so I make it when I put clean, crispy sheets on. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I've been sending my votes in daily from my work and home. Good luck to you and your pups, but I think we've smoked 'em. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If you don't tell me, how am I supposed to meet you there? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Another one of hansys flussie bags. I see it now, when sandy goes low you get your nuts in elsewhere Was I that drunk that I don't remember? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh yeah... Hey, if I didn't say it before, I'm saying it now... Thanks for saving my ass in more ways than one! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hi Hans!!
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No! Dammit! I missed a huge jackrabbit? I have some good pics of Mike and huge plaster animals... Crazy fucker... I guess he is a skydiver... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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But, I would never be a bitch to you... Unless you piss me off... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Glad you clarified that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Not much of a cock, but close... I meant the bird... Oh, and it's safe for work... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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i guess you're good enough for me then.. Well, just to warn you, I am a fucking bitch... There are a few people on here that would agree with that statement whole-heartedly... Oh Walt.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm tellin' And just WHO would you tell? It's not a secret anymore. And, WHAT would you tell? Hey Lisa, when you get to Texas, I'll take you to the picnic table. We can do a re-enactment... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Meh, got you beat... Me getting oral sex while driving 75 mph on the highway in a Toyota MR2 Spyder convertible with the top down, in the left lane, while passing a convoy of truckers in the right lane. I thought, no I swear I heard some of their foghorns blaring! Well, I was going to say on the way to the hotel from the club we were at, but I drank way too much that night that I don't remember how fast we were going, and well, I didn't see who we were passing... I actually wanted to see what would happen going through a toll booth, but we agreed it wouldn't be the best idea if it was a woman attendant... A man would probably asked how he could get himself a woman like me. We just settled for the Tampa Bay airport. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oral sex (giving of course) - parked at the Tampa Bay airport. Hot, wild, monkey sex - picnic table in a park by the lake. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Pre-Boarding Pics and post them If you got.....
sharimcm replied to FlyinDawg's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
This was my 4th tandem... I think it was my 53rd or so jump. Pic was taken at Skydive The Farm. Awesome group of people.