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Tea Cup - maybe if it's iced tea... Beer Cup - sounds good to me. Bra Cup - 36C naturally. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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As long as it has Sky in the name, I'll take it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If your not on the edge, your taking up to much room,. Hey Lise, can I buy you a drink? She likes vodka... Make sure it's Skyy though. Oh wait, that's me... Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Who can crash for the night/weekend at your place??
sharimcm replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
If you need a place to stay, just let me know. I have a nice pillow top king size bed (that I won't give up for anyone, but MIGHT share), or a squishy leather couch (and a LazyBoy). It's only a one bedroom apartment that I share with my cat, but I'll let you stay. I've had a few skydivers stay with me before. No problems!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
The cup is so beautiful, but it definitely needs to be refilled. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Pre-Boarding Pics and post them If you got.....
sharimcm replied to FlyinDawg's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I would post the one I have, but it contains nudity. Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Isn't it, "Why don't we re-arrange the alphabet and put 'u' and 'I' together?" "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Skydive the Farm Anniversary Boogie April 13-15
sharimcm replied to popsjumper's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Hmmm... I'm tempted to fly to Atlanta in April. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Rich - no Bi - no (but I could be with enough alcohol ) GF - I could be someone's one day Owns a liquor store - no Sorry Walt. I guess I'm not the girl for you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I thought I would post this here as well just in case some people are no longer visiting the Blue Skies forum. Rest in peace Dave. We miss you dearly. Sebesta, David Wayne* David Wayne Sebesta Taylor TX Oct. 30, 1957 - Mar. 17, 2007 On Saturday, March 17, David was doing the thing he loved the most, skydiving with his friends. This day David collided with a fellow jumper and, knocked unconscious, was unable to open his reserve chute and fell to the earth. Despite heroic efforts by his friends and local EMS David was called home in route to the hospital. His parents Henry and Maxine Sebesta, to whom he had the honor of tending during their passing, preceded David in death. David is survived by his older brother John, his twin brother Jack, sister Cindy Sanders, nephews John Sebesta and Jerry Shannon, niece Brandy Anders, and grandniece and -nephew Kristin and Tyler Anders. David was a gentle giant who had acquired an extended family of friends through his fifteen years at Southwest Airlines, and through his love of skydiving that spanned three decades. Visitation will be on Wednesday, March 21 at All Faiths Funeral Home north location, 8507 N. IH 35, Austin, TX from 4:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. Memorial services pending. Published in the Austin American-Statesman on 3/20/2007 "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If skydemon2 was a girl, she must really love boobies (which is fine)... If she was a he, it is also OK for him to like boobies. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Sebesta, David Wayne* David Wayne Sebesta Taylor TX Oct. 30, 1957 - Mar. 17, 2007 On Saturday, March 17, David was doing the thing he loved the most, skydiving with his friends. This day David collided with a fellow jumper and, knocked unconscious, was unable to open his reserve chute and fell to the earth. Despite heroic efforts by his friends and local EMS David was called home in route to the hospital. His parents Henry and Maxine Sebesta, to whom he had the honor of tending during their passing, preceded David in death. David is survived by his older brother John, his twin brother Jack, sister Cindy Sanders, nephews John Sebesta and Jerry Shannon, niece Brandy Anders, and grandniece and -nephew Kristin and Tyler Anders. David was a gentle giant who had acquired an extended family of friends through his fifteen years at Southwest Airlines, and through his love of skydiving that spanned three decades. Visitation will be on Wednesday, March 21 at All Faiths Funeral Home north location, 8507 N. IH 35, Austin, TX from 4:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. Memorial services pending. Published in the Austin American-Statesman on 3/20/2007. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So she finally ate? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If you go look at the boobie thread, Hans is the hottie standing next to the girl baring her boobies. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Those are so fake... Gawd... You put all the girls with nice, round, beautiful, natural boobies to shame. If you want to post a picture, post a real woman... Like this... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free I'm following the path God laid for me. I took his hand when I heard him call I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day to laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks undone must stay that way. I found that peace at close of day. If my parting has left a void then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss, ah, yes, these things I too will miss. Be not burneded with times of sorrow I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, I've savored much, good friends, good time, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief, don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your hearts and share with me God wanted me now: He set me free. I don't normally post things like this, but the above touched my heart. Rest in peace Dave. We love you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Dave meant the world to me. He was a great friend and was always there for me when I needed a cuddle buddy and/or someone to talk to. I am very saddened by his loss. It really pains me deeply. Fly free Dave. I miss you dearly. I attached a pic of the "group" at Skydive Temple on New Year's Day 2007. Dave can be seen sitting by me, bottom row almost in the middle (wearing the black jacket with reflective material - he worked for Southwest airlines). Dave loved animals, so of course he is the one holding the dog in the picture. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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SkyFest 7: July 11th to 16th 2007 @ SD Spaceland!
sharimcm replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
*just giving this a little bump in the ass* "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
I say no... You were made the way you were for a reason. After groping two different women's 'fake' boobs in Reno (yea, I was drunk), the result was a 'fake' feeling. While they groped me (yea, they were drunk), they wondered why they had their boob jobs in the first place. Boobs don't make you more of a woman... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I was having a great day until I got a dreadful phone call. I thought about drinking, and drinking A LOT to ease my pain. I have a bottle of Everclear calling my name, but I am thinking the pain killers they gave me for my recent kidney infection will help me sleep better and won't make me sick in the morning... Drink up girl, and be careful! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I just sent a PM, but not to you... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Condolence thread for Danny Page and Bob Holler
sharimcm replied to PhreeZone's topic in Blue Skies - In Memory Of
Although I did not personally know the jumpers in Dublin, my heart is severely hurting. I lost a friend today in a canopy collision in Texas as well. Three in one day is too much for me to take in. I hope all three of them are flying free. Blue skies and rest in peace. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
So, what's his name? He sure is a cutie!! But, he won't stay small for long. It's amazing how fast they grow! Enjoy your new bundle of joy! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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American lost my luggage... Actually, they didn't "lose it" they just forgot to put it on the plane, so while I was sitting in Austin, it was still in Atlanta. They SAID they would have a courier service bring it to me within 2-3 hours, and about 10 hours later, I still didn't have it. I finally had my ex pick it up since he was flying in to the airport and he was going to be there... Bastards. Good luck Turtle!!
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The Weekly GOOD NEWS Thread!! (um, a lil' late)
sharimcm replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
HERE'S TO YOU HERE'S TO ME MAY WE NEVER DISAGREE AND IF WE DO... FUCK YOU!! HERE'S TO ME... With all my love even though you suck since I have to work all weekend. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself