sharimcm
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Do you get up and brush your teeth before morning nookie?
sharimcm replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
I guess it depends on if it's the morning after a full night's sleep or if it's when your partner wakes up at 3 a.m. with a massive hard-on... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Uh, yeah, that is a sick mind!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm not taking anyone's play time away... And, take it to PM's... Geez... I'm going to bed... Fuck you both later. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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ahhh whats the matter? need a ride too? Um... J... I didn't think your door would swing that way, but... Oh, and we did take it to PM's... oh and i wasnt offering.... ooops I guess I missed that one no buttts thank god....time for some editing?????? Good edit... Lisa - GO TO BED!! (even though it's early there still) J - GO TO BED!! (past your bedtime young man) Both of you - WITH ME!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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CostPlus has the cute rubber duckies for $2..they flash and blink are so fun We don't have a CostPlus here... I suppose I'll have to go back to Bath & Body works and buy some duckies there. I saw them around Christmas time... Thanks for the idea though.
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ahhh whats the matter? need a ride too? Um... J... I didn't think your door would swing that way, but... Oh, and we did take it to PM's... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, I guess everyone knows now, huh? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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ok the problem is location, location, location....hows that???? like who is where when?? dooooohhhh!! never mind no need to ask.... Stop making things so difficult. Just shut up, lay back, and enjoy the ride... Damn... Men!! Dang you two. Just come to my place...problem solved. Dumbasses Call me a dumbass one more time, and I'm taking you out of the equation... Uh-huh... You're SO getting a spanking for that! Bitch... You know I love you Lisa!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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ok the problem is location, location, location....hows that???? like who is where when?? dooooohhhh!! never mind no need to ask.... Stop making things so difficult. Just shut up, lay back, and enjoy the ride... Damn... Men!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I am so envious of your rubber... duckies... I washed clothes all night... I guess I should have been saving that hot water for a bath. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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oooops down to a three way...... damn how things change so quickly...... upndown And the problem with this is ??? Yea, what's the problem? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Fuck everyone else. I'll just take you... And LisaH of course. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Woohoo!! Sounds like a plan to me!! Or, maybe we can just make it a big 4-some, and we'll all run the store! I know how to share... Sometimes.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Of course LisaH and I should manage the adult toy store. Not only would we kick ass at our jobs, but we can do demonstrations on each other for anyone who needs a 'quickie.' Geez, like there's any question WE would be good at it!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm lonely too . I wish I had someone here to start a fire with, without using wood . Without wood? I think wood would be helpful... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No undies... Just some pink Valentine's day PJ pants and a big oversized shirt... About to start me a fire on this lonely night... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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oh yeah...a 3some We can make is a 6some if we add Lisa, J (upndownshop), and I to the mix. PLEASE!!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, right NOW, I'm in a trailer with 7 guys... Later, I'll be at home with my female cat... If I loved them all, I'd look like some fucking whore or something... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Some guy left one for a waitress in college at a restaurant in Austin. She called all the news stations, and it was broadcasted live that she won $100,000. Then, the next day they came back and said it was all a joke.
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Just let it go... It's Valentine's Day... Spread the love. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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She still hasn't said YES or NO!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Naah, he would be upset because mine is bigger than his... J Wanna play with Lisa and I? Everything is bigger in Texas, and bigger is better. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm not going to caption it, but I will tell you that the exact same picture was up in our office for quite a while. Our company name was on the dog and the contractor's name was on the deer. It was ripped down by the contractor after a few months of it being up. Bastards!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Y'all are giving me a headache...I'm sliding out now Have fun
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skydemon with the strap on perhaps? I thought Lisa had the strap on? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself