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C'mon people!! We need a few more bodies to make this SkyFest a great one... This can't be EVERYONE, now can it? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Why fix them? Hell, if I drink enough, I don't even remember posting!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Here's a pic of my baby... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I heart you for that.

OWWWW .. you hurt my feeling. Hey babe! How are you doing tonight? Back off, she's mine now... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

No, you're a very warm, compassionate beautiful woman who has the humanity to consider giving me a pity date! Have I ever told you how *hot* I think you are? Walt You haven't told me recently, but I suppose I forgive you... This time... So, when are we going out? We want to make it look like we're not losers... And, pity dates aren't all *THAT* bad. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I would have gone out with you if you were here... So, are we both losers? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

If you did, I'd have this sent to you -- Your pussy smells like you've rubbed a sweaty tuna steak in your crack or I know I said you were the best sex ever, but I lied - it was the drugs talking and I needed them to fuck you But, since you're not cheating, you're good. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Ok, so I watch too much 20/20. I saw this website, and thought I'd share... http://www.getrevengeonyourex.com/ Wow... Sweet revenge or getting even? Here's a few 'comebacks' on the site that you can send as an anon text message... If your dick was as big as your mouth it would have been more enjoyable I lied - size DOES matter and you don't measure up! Your brother is a better lover than you and your dad gives a good tongue lashing You are such a low-life you don't even deserve the steam off of my piss You can go back to shagging sheep now Roses are red. Violets are blue. Shit smells a lot better than you Whats the difference between you and a dildo? You are a REAL prick Damn... The guy that started this was very... Pissed off at his ex for cheating on him... But, I thought the saying was, "I don't get revenge, I get even..." Edited to add an 'ecard' you can send to your ex... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Since I live alone, I leave the door open so I can still watch TV. If I have guests over, I will close it out of respect... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I will post a picture of my baby, Ladybug, when I get home. I don't have any of her pics here except the ones on my phone, and the quality sucks ass. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I had no idea what you looked like before...well except for you boobs. But, they are pretty... Might as well show off your best feature, right? Some people know me though.

Hook 'em horns... Er... Rock 'n roll? Fuck it... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I just wanted to make sure y'all knew it was me. My hair looks like hell, but like I said before, I just had a massage before I took the pics. I have to be very good this weekend though. The boys at my work just took me to go eat a Chinese buffet for my upcoming 30th birthday!!

HEY!!! That looks like my grandmother!! I'm going to call her tonight and ask her how she liked her ride. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Look at this overbite!! It's soooo hot!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

It's that even 9 yet here... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Can we invite Turtle? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I think this should have been posted in the thread about videos that you shouldn't watch. OMG!! Now I've got that fuckin' song stuck in my head... Fuck you Turtle!! You deserve to be spanked!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'm so hot, I don't want to put a REAL picture up. Art work is just fine. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I don't think it would be too late. But, that's just my opinion. We're all going to look hot this summer, so join us. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Nope, no brakes! Notice the spelling. Im astounded at how many times Ive put brakes on the thing. Other than that its been crazy reliable. Only usual maintenance. My last car was on 04 Pontiac Vibe, it had almost 70k on it when it got smashed. After only 2 years! OUCH!! That looks like it might of hurt a little. My little del Sol has had quite a bit of maintenance done to her when I bought it. The last owner did NOT take care of her at ALL... But, I knew what I was getting myself in to with that car (had LemonBusters check it out), so I was prepared for it. She's purring like a kitten now.

bah, 186k is childs play! Hottie's 94 del Sol Si has 225 plus and still tickin! Hey!! Give me a break! I just bought the car a few months ago. I've taken her on a few long drives, and plan to do some more in the upcoming months. I'll get 'er up there! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I drive a red 1995 Honda Civic del Sol Si that I love dearly. She's got 186K and then some on her, and she's still kickin'!

I'll probably get stuff thrown at me for even saying this, but... Tim McGraw - Live Like You Were Dying "I went skydiving, I went Rocky Mountian climbing..." *shudders and curls up in to a ball ready to be pelted and beaten* "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself