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First person to mention the Dog Whisperer here in an attempt to make a legitimate point, earns a dick in the mouth. Dog Whisperer? Hmm... I guess I missed something... But a dick in the mouth... Sounds kind of... yummy... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Skydiving is a stress reliever for me. I feel so free... Free of work, MEN, life, drama... Damn, I need to jump really fucking soon! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Damn, if this was a bullshit thread, I wouldn't have started it. I guess if there's no video it didn't happen? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Actually, in one pic, not all parts are covered, therefore I will not be posting or PM-ing them to anyone!! Pure respect is what I have for you.
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Damnit... Out of all the eating disorders, my cat is a stress eater. She just knocked my speakers and my mouse off my computer desk and ran into the utility room and started eating... What a pussy! Does your "pet" have any disorder? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can't stomach SPAM... I can't even watch people eat it without getting sick... Every year, the SPAM-A-RAMA is held in Austin with all sorts of SPAM eating contests, cooking contests, SPAM calls, etc. I go for the atmosphere and the music, and purely to KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh yes, PLEASE move the date!! Make it tomorrow! You will see me soon, but not soon enough. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You're welcome, I guess... Well, hopefully, I can get Cora down to Texas in July for SkyFest, and we might decide to give you another chance. I know I could, but Cora will have to answer that part herself. I like a man who knows how to beg. And, I will make sure to be current before SF so I can jump you... Uh, I mean, jump with you. It just takes one slip of the tongue, doesn't it. Keep your chin up! We all love you!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, thank you and you're welcome. Cora is a hottie!!
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That is kind of fucked up J... Two hot chicks in leather and vinyl and you were worried about what YOU were wearing. That's just too funny... You don't look THAT bad... I will be there, just for you. Well, maybe not JUST for you, but I will be there.
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where's the pic? The original pic is on page 10... The post was made by popsjumper... Edited to add post #239 to be more exact. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Here... I'll post this one even though I don't look all that wonderful in it (I look fat ), and you don't look too thrilled, but hey... I'll bring you me in July if SkyFest will still be at Spaceland (or Texas at least)... Sound OK? I really am doing A-OK!! Glad you seem a little upbeat about the whole situation.
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Whoa... I guess I need to pay more attention!! I didn't realize there was a pic of me in this thread!! But, yes, I am single...
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Girl go to bed Hey... Don't be telling me what to do!! For some reason cold beer between my boobs doesn't sound too appealing to me right now. Maybe tomorrow... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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The only beer I have is Dos Equis (green) and Heineken Light.. Oh, and a cute 8 oz. can of Coors Light... So, not a wide variety to chose from... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My boobies may not be that big, but at least mine are real! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What sucks is in 9 months you'll be a daddy! Good going dude! It's just morning sickness at night... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's a reason or two of why I chose not to have kids... I've been enjoying "playing" for the last 29 years, so why fuck it up? But, hey, to each his own. Sorry your night didn't work out the way as planned. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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IF a big vagina was slithering across the face of the Earth??
sharimcm replied to watchdog2's topic in The Bonfire
Stop taking acid... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Can't you see that I am starting to look like the Incredible HulK!! I gotta stop drinking!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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sharimcm: At age 55 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. Umm.... I think now is a good time to get rid of my cell phone... Although, I do have another 25+ years before I go... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What about a sausage? Is that OK? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's ok darlin...neither could the rest of us...but it sure was entertaining!!! Yes, yes it was highly entertaining... I was trying like hell to make sense of the post, but failed miserably. That's why I went to bed!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm doing mighty fine... A little on the tired side, but hey, I'll live. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Y'ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL MORNING!! I'm off for now... Behave! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself