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I count the pairs of my shoes every now and again... 27 pairs of Dr. Marten boots 31 various pairs of shoes/sandals 2 pairs of "fuck me boots" and 1 pair of stilettos. 2 pairs of tennis shoes, only one used for skydiving So, that makes 63 pairs of footwear. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hmm... The last time was.... I think it was a couple of days ago... Problem with smackin' my ass is it's so huge, that the spanker usually gets his/her hand back in his/her face because their hand bounces off quite well... The look on their face.... Priceless! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Loooook into my eyes and you will seeeee... The REAL meeee.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh man! I'm totally hot for your scars... I hope you heal fast and get back in the air soon!
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Anything homemade is better than any brand name... Well, almost anything... MMMmmm.... Waffles..... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Just to keep use more words, we will have a plethora of waffles in a superfluity of cornucopias.
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Not just waffles, but a PLETHORA of waffles. Now we're talking!!
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Not just waffles, but a PLETHORA of waffles. Now we're talking!!
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When I was little, my mom would always to tell me to stop crying or she'd give me something to cry about... That would always make me cry even more. Truth be told, I am very happy I don't have children. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!! It's been a long time! I HAVE to come see you!!!
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About 120ish miles... 1.5-2 hours depending on traffic. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I was going to offer you Lisa and I, but we aren't Cirque de Soleil girls... But, if you wouldn't mind taking us, we can put sexy, little, black vinyl costumes on for you... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'll play...
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I'll take everything else off, but the hat stays on... Ah, hell, I'll take it off too. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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He IS pissed at himself. He was STRESSING to his employees how dangerous it was to be driving on the ice, and he goes off and has an accident by doing what he was telling everyone NOT to do... But it's the black ice that bit him in the ass. "Do as I say, not as I do." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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The insurance company said it was pretty much totaled. But, as hard-headed as he is, he said he was going to drive it until the wheels fall off. And, actually, that's only one side of the truck. The front of it is f'ed up as well as the driver side cab area. He was OK, just a little pissed... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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A co-worker of mine decided to play pinball with his truck yesterday when the ice was starting to melt. Now, his truck is well... Just a little dented... Moral of the story - truck + ice + stupid people + guardrail + 2 other cars = OUCH!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It's not too childhood, but I loved Ren & Stimpy... But, childhood cartoons... I'd have to say Smurfs. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No, actually, it's a different outfit all together. The dom outfit is just a vinyl dress... This is a vinyl corset with red trim and a matching g-string. I don't think I'd be allowed to wear just the outfit in public. If I didn't get arrested, I'd probably get a few offers. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Bra? You call that a bra? It's a corset silly... It laces up the back and zips up the front... And, it's shiny... Then put up a full size pic so I can see more of you. Love those corsets! I posted that avatar pic in the boobie thread... Everything's bigger in Texas. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Bra? You call that a bra? It's a corset silly... It laces up the back and zips up the front... And, it's shiny... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Is great monkey sex the same at hot gorilla sex? I'm sure that any kind of sex will keep one warm in this cold weather... But, since I'm a virgin.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Woohoo! I got a 35!! Oh wait, that's bad, huh? Maybe I'll try again when I don't have a cat sleeping in my lap... But, I know I could whoop anybody's ass at Tetris, so . Although, my GameCube just went kuplooey, so... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think we can do away with Idaho... It's a government conspiracy state... I mean, who LIVES in Idaho?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm about to go beat the crap out of my neighbor..
sharimcm replied to sharimcm's topic in The Bonfire
It's OK I guess. I did get more done today than I have all week... I haven't left my apartment since Sunday afternoon, so I am going a little stir crazy. But, my apartment looks great now! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself