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  1. sharimcm
    Damn girl! You look good now!! QuoteI'll try to post my pics later tonight although my Parachutist hasn't come in yet. I usually get mine half way through the month. I'll see if my apartment complex has any more papers, if not, I'll just write the date out like kenz. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'm in... I'll try to get a newspaper before the 1st... Or can I get one of our skyguys to take a pic of me and verify the date that it was taken? I'm sure I can get a photographer or two... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, I was smiling all day because my hiccups were gone...
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    Hmm... Did you teach me that trick? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I had hiccups for four days straight... Come to find out, it was an allergic reaction to Vicodin! So, the doc gave me morphine instead. But, what usually always works for me is shutting my eyes, plugging my ears, plugging my nose, and drinking through a straw... You have to be talented to do it all at the same time, and you'll look like a stupid ass doing it, but hey, it works for me. The person who taught me that said the pressure or something... Fuck, I don't know. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Woohoo! I'm in between two hotties! Thanks popsjumper and upndownshop!! Let's keep it that way! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, Kathleen, you've met my little gift. She was a feral cat living at the jobsite that I work at. I saw her a few times, and gave her food when she was around. She started adopting me as her new mommy, coming in to the job trailer and looking for me, and walking out with a disappointed look on her face if I wasn't here (that's what the guys told me at least). After a few days of daily feedings and word of an upcoming cold front, I knew I had to move fast. I was able to "catch" her, took her to the vet, got her spayed, and now she's the love of my life. She's adjusted well to apartment life.
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    My dream wedding is in Vegas by Elvis... I agree though, it's an expensive party that no one really wants to go to, but feels that have to. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I hope he used protection!! Yea, he was already dying, but hopefully he didn't get anything else in the process. Sad world we live in when the NEWS would broadcast such stories... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I added my name... In alphabetical order. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Whoa... I didn't get a dick in a box for Christmas... All I got was a LCD monitor in a box... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Obviously, I'm here... Just chillin' with my kitty... Yup, I'm a loser, but at least I can accept it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    That was just... fucked up... I wonder what age group she would fit under... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    The number at my job was the same number for a daycare... I just remember getting pissed off one afternoon when someone called... Me: "... Engineering" Caller: "Uh, is this a daycare." Me: "All the time ma'am. I'm a busy girl." Caller: "This is a 'family' daycare correct?" Me: "Yup. We're one big happy fuckin' family." There was a long pause on the phone. Caller: "What age groups do you accept?" Me: "18 years and up." Caller: "Did you say years or months?" At that time, a co-worker started screaming "fuck this... fuck that... fucking whore." The caller hung up on me. OK, so it's not that funny, but it was to me... The tone in the lady's voice said it all. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Not sure when I first heard of it, but I've been hearing it a LOT lately. But, then again, like Linder, I like in Austin. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    That's just a bunch of shit... Uses? Not sure about that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Damn, you're good. Guess that didn't sound right, did it? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Cute... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I guess my name is Leigh Buttercup... Or, if we wanted to go to the address of the first house I can remember even though we weren't there long, it would be Leigh Creek Bend... Yeah, Buttercup is so much better. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Candy Memory

    sharimcm replied to rdwdretrt's topic in The Bonfire

    She was a bitch, and sucked as a manager... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. sharimcm
    I just booked my tickets for a place far, far away (well, not really that far) that I have never been (beer). Going to visit a few friends and hopefully have a blast over my birthday weekend.
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    No multiple choice? Stretchy and slimy... Those are the best. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Cube steak... Tube steak... It's still meat, isn't it? But, I do like it in the morning. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Mmm.. I like meat in the morning!! Oh wait, we're not talking about THAT kind of meat. Sorry, my bad... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  25. sharimcm
    The hun, of course. Best free porn site out there! Blues, Dave Oh hell yeah!! THAT is what I am talking about. That is a fucking AWESOME site... Oh wait... I'm a girl... Am I supposed to be looking at that stuff? I hope so. Oh, OK.. I'm good then. Thanks.