sharimcm

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  1. I went out to eat the other day with a friend. When I asked for a kid's menu and colors, he looked at me very strangely. After watching me for 10-15 minutes coloring, he asked for his own. I still love to color!!
  2. I think I have a crush... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. I think my statement would be more interesting if I said I haven't been on skis for about 8 years... It will be interesting to say the least. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  4. THANK YOU!! I actually bought that out of a mail order catalog. It fits now, but it would look much better without all of that 'extra' cushion. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. I'll be skiing in Reno/Tahoe in less than two weeks... Does that count? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. Thank you... I think we are all beautiful in our own ways. And, it's almost time for me to donate my hair. I donated it a few years back to Locks of Love, and that was one of the most rewarding things I've done.
  7. Here's the pics of my fat body... I never realized how much I let myself go over the holidays.. BUT, it doesn't matter, because I will NOT look this way in May! Oh, and please excuse the hair... I just got a massage a few minutes before the pics were taken. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  8. I'll get mine is as soon as I get back from my massage... Sorry, but I do have priorities. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. Lisa!! And you're going to announce that to the world? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. I killed the Trojan Man because I'm sexy as hell. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. Yes, but we can link the two... Gas and Everclear are both very flammable, hence the conversation is completely within the limits of the thread... I retract my previous statement. I did read the "Flammable" warning labels last night at the liquor store. At least, I think I did... I can't remember. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. I have to practice my drinking techniques. I'll be in Reno in less than two weeks, so I have to build up the tolerance. With the 1L bottle of Everclear, I hope I can build at least a little... But, this thread is about GAS PRICES, not alcohol. Oh, fuck it... It's the Bonfire... It had to go downhill quickly... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. Actually, that's what I was told by my friend who helped me out of the restaurant last night. He called me this morning asking me how I was feeling. But, the tab seems to back up what he said. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. how far past??? enough to make my avatar look like TypicalFish's? They have a limit of only 2 on the purple ritas and a limit of only 3 on the regular, either or. So, I had two purples and three regulars. All of their ritas have everclear and tequila in them. I was pretty happy when I left...
  15. Yup, gas prices and everclear. OOOOO!!!! I'm liking you more already!!!
  16. Yup, gas prices and everclear. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. Fixed it for you. I'm sorry, but I was really excited about it. I haven't seen fuel that low in a while. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. Nope, I didn't eat the beans... Just a few margaritas, chips and salsa, cheese enchilada with rice. Other than a slight headache this morning, I'm doing just fine... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. And no, I'm not talking about the size of a guy's manhood... I'm talking about the price of gas in Austin. It's under $2.00!!
  20. It's spelled Everclear ...I think It is? I rweally shuldn't be post whoering at this tiem.. Maybe we sghould dig uop that drunk post theired? I'm coming over to tuck you in. Good grief. OI'm stil waiting... Sorrym, but ine too many tinight. UI usually dont get fucjed uo on a school night, buit it suyre wa s= woth it.
  21. It's spelled Everclear ...I think It is? I rweally shuldn't be post whoering at this tiem.. Maybe we sghould dig uop that drunk post theired? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. Wow... I got 17 out fo 20 abd i am drunk off my ass. I liove evercelkar...
  23. How much extra do they charge for that service? It comes free with a Katana... After all, they deliver to COCKMAN. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. THAT membership would include 3/4 of dizzy dot!!!! Only 3/4? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  25. Must've been the straw trick skydemon2 showed me.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself