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I do like to suck it up rather than limp... It kind of makes it easier and a little more exciting knowing you must be doing something right... And, the icing... Oh, the icing is the best part. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Actually, it's my friend Travis. We made quite am impression at that party!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, if the weather sucks and it ices over like they SAY it will, I'll be kickin' back in front of the fire watching Montel Williams and Jerry Springer. If it's clear, like it most likely will be, I'll be working. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'd welcome you to the family. I'm trailer trash during the day, and I can definitely play the part. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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8 months and 29 days. The place before that was two and a half years too long. I am SO happy to live alone now (not counting the cat or fish). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Me too! Walt Me three!! I'm jealous!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Brunettes have more fun... And, if you looking closely, there's a sign in the background that says, "jumping." See, I can make this a skydiver thread after all. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Depending on the circumstances, maybe... And, depending on what was being proposed... I can propose quite a few things, and ONLY in a PM... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I believe sex is actual insertion/penetration of the man's penis into the woman's vagina. I'm not sure that oral sex is really considered "sex" since the woman can not get pregnant from the tongue, unless the man is REALLY talented. Is anal sex considered sex? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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2 cops, 5 EMTs, 1 arrested, 1 in the hospital...
sharimcm replied to sharimcm's topic in The Bonfire
So, how exciting was your night/morning? I was rudely awakened at 3:00 this morning with my white trash neighbors and another unknown man arguing loudly outside. After about 10 minutes of "you fucking whore, get out my fucking apartment, leave with your new boyfriend," I called the cops. Two officers came within minutes, then an ambulance, then a fire truck... So, at 3:40, the EMTs had my neighbor on a stretcher taking him to the hospital, the new boyfriend was arrested, and the girl... Well, I think she hooked up with one of the cops. I just thought it was kind of funny when one of the officers looked at his co-worker and said, "Dude... After 15 years of law enforcement, that is the STRANGEST call I have EVER been on." I don't know what really happened, but it is my mission to find out. I have connections. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Mmmm... I know which dz.commer I'd like to eat, but I don't want to make it public knowledge. You know, there are some things better left unsaid. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/spider-on-drugs.html Has this been posted yet? Sorry if it has... I'm thinking I'm going to be the crack spider's next bitch. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No, it just had a couple of trailers in the back. True, true... And, the trailers were used primarily for Walt's favorite past time... I honestly don't think they had any bath tubs there, although I didn't check. We didn't let him take a camera with him either when he excused himself. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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She was picking her up at 10ish at ABIA I believe. So, I suppose she is in Austin now.
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Heeeey good looking, whatcha got cookin?!?!?!
sharimcm replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
Not pizza! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Sounds like fun!! Maybe I'll be revising my weekend plans... Actually, I'm hoping to catch up with a couple of friends for a drink or two and maybe dinner. Other than that, it will be a cozy fire in the fireplace spending my time with the new love in my life. My baby (Ladybug) comes home tonight!! I can't wait to get off work to go pick her up from the vet's office!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Bundling up... The weather guy thinks we'll be getting sleet/freezing rain/ice/snow flurries. I doubt it, but hey, you never know. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You can always come to Austin and stay with me. I will sacrifice my king size bed for you (well, maybe for a couple of nights). I can take the top off my car and we can go cruising for a Leslie sighting tour, Enchanted Rock (hiking), Lake Travis or even Mt. Bonnell. BUT, since you don't want to come to Austin (there are a bunch of hippies here), good luck in your place of choice.
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Well, I guess I was worthy since you met me... Actually, I've met you a few times. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, they don't fly in/out of Texas. That's OK, I'll be in Vegas in just nine days on my free roundtrip flight. PARTY!!! WOOHOO!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I was actually expecting tie dye and camo. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It was quite comfy. And, it feels so great to have "Walt cooties" all over me when I wake up in the morning. And on the shower thing... IF I was take a shower there, and IF you just "accidentally" saw me nekkid, you'd probably freak out... Do you remember one of those discussions in the Bonfire a while back?. You don't think a shaved kitty is "proper." So, it would be like you having a pre-teen taking a shower in your apartment. But, then again, a teen wouldn't have a pierced kitty either... I'll just stick with coming down there on a weekend and taking my showers before I get there and once I get back. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You know you liked it Baby! Walt Did you ever wonder why I refused to take a shower at your place? Yea... And, I just love it when you talk shit. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If you ever do make it to Houston, DO NOT let Walt take you to a "bakery." Oh wait, don't let him take you to Cafe Artista... or something like that. Better yet, just eat before you go. SORRY WALT, but we've had bad luck with food places when I've come down there to see you! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I second that notion!! But, people named Walt also have some really fuckin' great stories!! I'd hate to see him get banned though. But, on the other hand, if he did, we wouldn't have to see his shit anymore (literally). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself