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No, you invite the cop in to help you finish... Or if you're me, I'd just finish with the cop. Any excuse to call my cop is a good one. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Oh, oh... I think I know the answer! You call 911, THEN finish with that special one, THEN get the cop to help you out... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I once heard that a cat will only roll on their backs and sleep if they trust their owner. My cat would sleep on her back when I was around, but never when my ex was... It was quite amusing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

So, does that mean there won't be any cop and handcuff option added? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Talon had red to match his collar, and Sky had purple. I used them for as long as they would last. For Sky it would be minutes... As soon as I would put the caps on, she'd start chewing... I felt bad about it. I stopped using them and just continued to trim their claws one a week or two. I also gave them to a very loving home (I still get to visit) who will NOT declaw when I moved into an apartment . When I found out what they actually do to the cats, I refused to let them go through that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My boss just ate Chicken and Rice... We can make it Chicken and Poison? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I tried soft paws for my cats, and they didn't work. My girl cat would chew at her claws until they came off, and my boy cat could care less, but they fell off alot sooner than advertised. You still have to trim their claws, which I ended up doing just that instead of using the Soft Claws (or Paws depending on where you buy them). I was against declawing until I got a leather couch... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You know, I maybe want to change my answer... See, I was all about the handcuffs, but the cop option... Can't we make the cop with handcuffs an option instead of the French maid and cop? I'm not French, and I'm sure as hell not a maid! We can switch it around to be cop and handcuffs and French maid and whipped cream... Yeah, that's it... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Well, in previous discussions with my lady friends, women believe women kiss better than men because they know what their female partner wants. So, I would believe that a man would give a better blowjob than a women because a man knows more about how they'd want their dick sucked... But, that's just my opinion... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Ouch... She's cute once you get past the Walt look.

I thought some sucking was good? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Hondas are awesome cars, so have fun with it. Take your top off and just drive... I do it all the time with my Honda del Sol. Although, in comparison, my del Sol has much more room than the S2000. I almost have a full-size trunk with storage bins behind the two seats, oh, and a glove box. You can stick alot of stuff in her... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Hold that thought and let me make a phone call. Some guys have different views of what a decent BJ should be like... Oh wait... I can't call him.. He's still asleep. Nevermind... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Well, now I'm a little partial to the handcuffs. But, the fuzzy ones aren't as fun as the REAL things. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Dear Walt - If an officer pulls up next to you, sweet talks you in to calling him that night, then you end up having wild, monkey sex with him later that eveing, how long do you wait until you have sex with him again? One hour? Two hours? Do you request handcuffs? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I just bought a plane ticket to Phoenix... It was making me nervous to push the "Confirm and Go To Next Step" button... Oh well. Looks like I'll be going to Phoenix, or lose the $160.30... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

_______________________________ I think, you're tryin' to corner me! Just like I said... "puttin' up." I would not want to appear presumptious. Chuck I thought you LIKED to be cornered? I could borrow some handcuffs... And, no, they're not the furry kind. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Mmmm... Steak... Nice, big, juicy, fat steak... I haven't had a steak in a while... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

___________________________ No, but... you're puttin' up a lot of effort! Chuck You mean, putting out? or puttin' up? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You're ahead of me... I don't even have 1000 posts... I guess I'm not a whore... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I called off work, doped up on Robitussin with codeine, passed out watching World's Wildest Police Videos, woke up at 10ish and went to bed... Yeah, I lead a boring life... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I had two chocolate cake donuts from Lone Star Bakery, world famous for their Round Rock donuts... At least that's what is says on the box... Other than that, an amoxicilin tablet, two sprays of Astelin in each nostril, and a small swig of Robitussin with codeine.. I really hate being sick... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Just one class... Conversational Sign Language Actually, I'm taking a continuing ed class for windsurfing and another for horseback trail riding, but I don't think those count... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to such a wonderful !! Love ya girl! I can't wait to meet up with you again sometime!! Shari "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

When I was 17, I was driving down a long, country road about 1:30 in the morning, coming back from somewhere I never should have been, driving about 80, I hit a deer, the car swerved off the road, rolled, and finally came to a stop when I hit a tree... I sat there for a second wondering how in the hell I was going to get home, I saw headlights coming down the road. I ran out in the middle of the street, and flagged down the old beat-up pick up truck... A beautiful woman rolled down her window, I told her I just needed a ride home, to which she agreed. We talked about where she worked, where she was going, etc. She kept insisting on taking me to the nearest hospital because she knew I had "broken something." I kept insisting to take me home, which she did. I woke my parents up, they took me to the hospital, and all I had broken was my nose... Well, I went back to where the lady had told me she worked to thank her for taking me home that night. When I got there, I asked the lady at the front counter to speak with her, and she said, "I'm sorry, but she's no longer with us." I asked where she had gone to, and she said, "She's been dead for 6 years. She had a bike accident on 967 (the road I was traveling on that night)." I just about freaked, walking out of there looking like I had seen a ghost. Still to this day, I think about who was really watching over me that night... Is this a story for Unsolved Mysteries? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself