sharimcm
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I had one wild night with law enforcement, so I'm a little tired... Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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And, you can come see me and share my cake that Scott will be bringing for me... I have a king size bed, so there will be plenty of space for your "horny" side. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm a woman, and I'm in your life. So, my birthday is in February, and since it will be our first meeting, I'll let you give me a combo birthday/Valentine's Day cake... Next year you'll have to give me two separate cakes... You can make it white with strawberry filling and butter cream icing. MMmmm....
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Mmm... Cake....
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Pierced. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You know me! Asshole... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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We did what, and how many times? Wanna try again? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think more of us should stand up for what they believe. I probably do it too often, which has gotten me in trouble a couple of times, but I'm pretty blunt and just say what I feel. Why hide anything? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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EEEEERRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! This is my second Monday and it sucks! I wish it was Friday... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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CONGRATS DUDE!! Keep up the good work!
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My little Honda only has two seats. And, I can take her top off to make her a convertible.
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...in my glasses, and I just called the doctor's office to let them know I was on my way to get them fixed... Then, it was the classic open mouth, insert foot when I was telling her I lost my screw. She said that was OK, then I asked... "Do I have to pay for a screw?" She started laughing hysterically... I didn't find it funny... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My little 1995 Honda del Sol Si Convertible or my dad's 1971 Mach One Mustang. Both of them are RED and very pretty.
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Oh that is NOT right... But, it made me laugh. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ahhhh...give her a little lube job eh? More like "Put her up on the rack and give her a thorough tune up" Hmmm.... Looks like I'll be taking a ride to (or in) College Station! I have tomorrow night off... I need to be tuned up! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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But, but... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Stay away from the salesman! I know - she said she would see what she could do - i thought I was going to get to be the Service Manager I thought you WERE the Service Manager! I need a little maintenance... But, you're going to Montana! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That sounds expensive... I'll see what I can do for you Master Turtlespeed. Thank you. at least ONE person here is sympathetic. Is it working? It's now 13 minutes later... When the little hand points to the 4, and the big hand is on the 12, I get to go to the eye doctor, then to Honda, then crash out on my couch.. So... The sooner, the better... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That sounds expensive... I'll see what I can do for you Master Turtlespeed. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think the dealerships are more experienced with the cars they work on. I pay more for repairs to get it done there, but they warranty their parts and labor. In fact, right now my car is in the shop and is costing me well over $1000 in repairs just a week after I picked it up from getting another $1000 in repairs... I just trust the dealership more than Joe Blow down the street... And, because I was screwing my car salesman and got to know the service guys well since I was there almost every other day, I get discounts in the service center. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm Kermit too... It said something about my banjo being wet?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I like to beat other people's meat... But, since I can't beat their meat, I'll have to take applications for others... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I have some brisket with mac & cheese... Which reminds me of this truck I saw once that said, "You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat." Cute slogan I remembered... Just don't know what company it was for. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If I had balls to play with, then I could answer the question... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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BUTT!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself