sharimcm
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The last name of Hancock makes me giggle... Or, the name "Sterling, Woody" in the phone book... Or, the guy out on the site that I work on.. His name is Drew Wood. Sucks to be them, I'm sure... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think grass is good for cats?? Petsmart sells something called "CatGrass." My cats used to love that stuff. It's supposed to soothe their tummies... I thought it was bad for dogs... Oh well. All I have is a dog now, and she kicks out, so grass isn't a problem. She's weird. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Try handcuffs. When scarves and ties are so much more personal? You weren't supposed to share our secret... Thanks Turtle... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Try handcuffs. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! My co-workers birthday is today as well, but he decided he wasn't coming in... Damn boss allowed that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I would imagine... I mean she is a dog... are you offering to dog sit sometime? Oh YEAH!! I'll dog sit. I'll be in the Arizona (Phoenix) area in October and Nevada (Reno/Lake Tahoe) area in February... I can schedule a time for Karma! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, the only "reading material" I have in my bathroom right now is my new GE dryer's owner's manual. Did you know you can change the direction the door opens with just a screwdriver?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I love grass... I like to feel it between my toes and other various body parts... And, about that tongue... Does Karma like peanut butter. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My brain stops functioning after the time has been turned in, which is done usually by 10:30 on Fridays. Then, it's off to lunch for some liquid appetizers, then coming back to screw off for the rest of the day... Post whoring on DZ.com or just lurking. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Have you ever bought anything from an infomercial?
sharimcm replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
Not that this has anything to do with an infomercial, but for those stubborn stains, use SPOT SHOT from now on. I swear by that stuff. Removed cat urine, cat puke, oil, blood, and yes, even Big Red out of my carpet... I have since moved and still have a can handy for "just in case" purposes. Oh, and I no longer have cats... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Zodiac, my basset mix, does the kick out. I think it's hilarious to watch her. Her litter mate, Bandit, who own my parents does not do it. Maybe Zodi should teach him how. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Amen to that! Thank GOD for cops! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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After my "fuck off" e-mail to my car salesman, I had a friend ask me to write her resignation letter. It was really pretty... Her supervisor was floored by my "creative writing." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Um... OK... Whatever you say. Remember, the men in the white coats are your FRIENDS, and I'll visit you every Sunday from 2-4. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can twist my tongue in all sorts of directions as well as making a three leaf clover shape with it. My tongue is very talented, just can't tie a cherry stem. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can wait. The drive sucks, but I'd rather see my uncle alive rather than in a casket. He's taking some 10K/mo pills to help and they have the bone cleansing scheduled in December. He has bone cancer... And, I'd love to see a car falling from the sky. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
sharimcm replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
I've tried for hours before in Vegas, but still can't not tie the knot ... Maybe with more alcohol I could, but not sober. I actually saw a friend of mine do it the other night. I was impressed.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
I'm actually needing to drive to Phoenix to visit my uncle before he passes (if the bone cleansing doesn't work), so I'll stop by Eloy to watch! My little del Sol will make it from Austin and back, no problem! It's only 2020 miles round trip, and a 15-hour drive one way! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Pizza is good the next day SOMETIMES... Chinese isn't too bad, depending on what you had, but Italian food with alfredo or creamy sauces SUCK. The sauce usually separates, and it's a big oily mess. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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To death? Not sure about that... But, tastes just like chicken. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I wish a hottie bit me... You are a lucky girl. I'm so jealous. I guess I need to start asking to be bitten... Say what I mean... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Um, I never looked at myself that way... But, I can find volunteers to make out with, they can write a report, then tell me what it would be like to make out with me... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can say I've had a stable roof over my head for all of my life. You know, one that won't blow away in the middle of the night unless a tornado came through. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You mean, making out with BOB isn't really making out with myself. Damnit! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yes, my clothes have been torn off, and no, it was not by a car salesman or a cop. I was just pissed cuz the shirt cost about $20, and it was one of my favorites. MEN! He could've just taken it off, but NO... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself