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You're a hottie!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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CAMO AND TIE DYE!!! We can't expect much more. That's what we KNOW you for. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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All I have is a camera phone pic of me on the bar at Coyote Ugly at work... But, here it is anyway... You can't see much... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I guess my boss should rephrase himself and say everyone's the same height in bed... Not everyone is the same size. I'll go talk to him in a minute... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I would prefer a man taller than me, but I'm only 5', so most men would be taller than me. My ex was 6'2", and the one before that was 6'4"... Everyone is the same size in bed... (at least that's what my boss says)... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I screamed when I failed my level 4!! But for now... AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I feel so much better now.. It's been one hell of a day! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yes, you are capable of producing another Walt. Scary, isn't it? Walt We don't need any more camo and tie dye babies out there... I almost lost my lunch... STOP THE MADNESS!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's why I did my first nude jump as a tandem... I just landed on top of my tandem master.... THANK YOU HANS!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ladies, I don't blame you for envying my penis...
sharimcm replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
And here I was thinking... "Damn... I'm really envying Walt's penis. I hope he posts something about it... Maybe it will make me close the internet and get back to work..." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
What makes you tick???? Well, small little kisses all over the body followed by passionate, long kisses and then a nice, long make-out session... or... if you would have asked about a month or two or three ago I would have said... car salesman... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I agree completely. Going natural is the best way! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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We're waiting . . . . I think some can verify... I'm at work. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What are condoms? I don't wear any... I don't think I have the right parts. I have girl parts, and I can prove it... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well... The application to Texas A&M WILL go through (hopefully you sent one there), and I'll be happy to drag your ass down to Texas!! Skydive Aggieland is a great place to jump. You'll do great Cora no matter where you go! Texas is waiting for you.
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Good answer. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I had Olive Garden for lunch... Breadsticks, salad, and Chicken con Broccoli... Mmmm... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Do you use an 8 ball to make important decisions in your life...
sharimcm replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire
Of course I use the Magic 8-ball. It is sitting on my end table in my living room... Here are the latest Q&As from it... "Magic 8-ball should I sleep with my car salesman?" "You can count on it" "Magic 8-ball should I tell off my car salesman?" "It is decidely so" "Magic 8-ball will Scott and I have wild, passionate, gorilla make-up sex in lieu of my car salesman?" "As I see it yes" Wow! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
We went to Treasures on Westheimer in Houston. It's an upscale place. Didn't mean to leave you out but if you wanna go, I'll take you. Walt Huh, never been there. Only been around the corner to TMC. But it's not the strip club that's fun, it's the people you bring with you! I only like to go for a fun 'event' type thing with at least 3 other people... Ok, so now it's Walt, you, and me (I just invited myself since Walt didn't invite me either)... Anyone else want to accompany Walt, Rebecca and Shari to a strip club? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Wow. I think that spoke more words than my "fuck off" e-mail to my car salesman... Maybe I'll get more creative next time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It's been well over 100 degrees here in Texas, and the weather people PREDICT we may have a CHANCE of rain, but it's doubtful... It's too freakin' hot!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Dear Sunshine, Since Scott said you may be able to answer this better, here it is again... Was my salesman really joking when he called me and asked me to apologize to him for telling him to fuck off in an e-mail? I mean, really? Was he fucking serious or did he just want to hear me say it? If I give in, will I have great make-up sex with him and live happily ever after? Yours Truly, sharimcm
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well shit... I think this question is more suited to Sunshine... but I'll field it this time... I'm sure you had good reason for telling him to "fuck off"... I know the times that I've been told to fuck off or vis-a-vis the times I've told others to "fuck off" its been well deserved... he probably was serious but frankly you can probably do better.... if your really in need of make-up sex... I might consider taking a hit for the team... Well, thank you.
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Was my salesman really joking when he called me and asked me to apologize to him for telling him to fuck off in an e-mail? I mean, really? Was he fucking serious or did he just want to hear me say it? If I give in, will I have great make-up sex with him and live happily ever after? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Being a cat would be awesome... Someone can pet me all day long, then I'll lick myself. That would be cool... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's another $100... I hate car repairs... My baby del Sol is going in for a make-over in a couple of weeks... She'll be out of commission for a couple of weeks... New timing belt, drive belts, water pump, CV boots, paint job, dent and rust repair. Damn! Cars are expensive! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself