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When the hell were you gonna tell me?!? When she got here... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I gotta have bling... All of my toes are long, so they look better when they have something to 'dress them up' with. I've actually been complimented on my feet from many. From a dz.commer's sort-of family member to some dude selling nail polish on the side of the street in Las Vegas to very good friends of mine... I just don't think my feet are all that pretty. And, if I don't have polish on my nails... Ugh!! Nasty. After losing a few toenails from my first AFF, and bad (downwind) landing, they don't look very pretty underneath... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Here is a pic of my unhappy feet. I have a tan line from my flip flops, a scar from un-intentionally kicking a rock when I was swimming with the manatees, a chunk of skin taken off from running into a ladder in the dark, a mysterious freckle on one of my toes, and a slew of other things... I do find this thread awfully disturbing though... I was drawn to it and I don't even have a foot fetish!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

One of the most ironic things about this whole thing... Three of us in my office just played 'snake wrangler.' Somehow a grass snake made his way up to the third floor and decided to make his home in a co-workers office. He was so cute. We finally were able to catch him and let him go. If he was rattling, I would have stayed far the fuck away, but he wasn't poisonous or striking, so I figured he was just scared. Poor baby. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I can understand that a snake would not see you as food, but I don't see how we couldn't be seen as a threat to them. After watching the snake this weekend being passed around and wrapped over people's shoulders, I just didn't see how he didn't see one person as a threat. He didn't strike at anyone at all, and like I said, he was just chillin'. I've seen other snakes in terraniums that try to strike someone on the other side of the glass, but he was running loose. I'm not trying to debate, but it was strange that he was as docile as he was around that many people. Maybe he's just used to it?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I don't care who you are, that's funny. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

"FUCKIN' C O P S !" And, I *like* it!! Cops need lovin' too... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I have a picture of just me with the snake, but I didn't think it was too appropriate to post (yea, I know... *ME* saying it isn't appropriate). This snake had a fascination with my boobies (smart snake), so the pic of me shows him resting his head on my boobs. He was a heavy guy, but very docile. This guy's 'terranium' is the inside part of the zoo. When people are there, the employees watch to make sure he isn't getting mishandled or stepped on, but otherwise, he just chills out where he can. Outside the 'snake habitats' and actually outdoors, they had chickens, pigs, llamas, goats, peacocks, turtles, and some weird looking animal running wild. And, on a whole other side note, the Snake Farm was featured on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe (on Discovery Channel I think) not too long ago. They have a huge alligator pit that was the main part of the show. They feed the gators on the weekends and that is a whole other 'show' in itself. Those dudes could really put a hurt on someone if they wanted to!! Good times.

Well, I didn't feel like driving all the way to San Antonio to go to the zoo, so we went to the exotic 'Snake Farm' down the street. They did have other animals... Watched them feed alligators, met some cute baby lemurs, and even had a monkey moon us... It was weird. Every time you would smile at the monkey, he would turn around, stick his ass in the air, and put his fingers up his butt.. Fucking wired monkey... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I went to the Exotic Wildlife Zoo today and I fell in love... Oh it was so wonderful... It was SO long and felt so good when I held it. That was so nice!! How many of you boys carry around a 97 pound snake with ya? That's what *I* did today!

No......just not SUFFERING enough! Oh, I'm suffering right now... I'm too old to be pulling all-nighters... I'm running on no sleep and about a case of Dr. Pepper. Well, I take that back. I did pass clean the fuck out on the couch for an hour, but now it's time to start moving again. My eyes are so heavy, but must... stay... awake... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

If I got pulled over, I'd fuck the cop... Literally. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I must have been drunk... No, I don't. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

So... What if you don't have kids? Am I like Squeak... Beyond definition? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Heya punk!! Don't forget to e-mail me the pics as well... I think it's you that has another incriminating picture of me... Oh hell... It's just one more to add to the collection. Happy sky b-day Alex!! It was awesome to meet you... Oh, and tell Rob 'howdy' for me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

And it wasn't his canopy or his suitcase.... Was it his NOSE?! There are some things that are better left unsaid... But, I can assure you, it wasn't his nose either. His Butt? As I said previously... There are some things that are better left unsaid... But NO... It wasn't his butt either... BOYS!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

And it wasn't his canopy or his suitcase.... Was it his NOSE?! There are some things that are better left unsaid... But, I can assure you, it wasn't his nose either. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

And it wasn't his canopy or his suitcase.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

A cow? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'm wishing I hadn't read the post at work. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

C'mere sky... I'll take care of you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

The headache you have is probably due to lack of sleep. I get them all the time when I've had very little sleep and then try to make it through the day. The last few nights, I've been galavanting around town (well, basically hanging out with a very 'interesting' group of friends) and staying up way past my normal 'bedtime.' I'm sucking down Dr. Pepper every few minutes trying to keep my eyes open... I was out until 3 this morning, then had to get up at 6 to get to work... I can honestly say, "I know how you feel." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I say 'hijole' quite a bit... And don't fuck with me on spelling. One of my co-workers told me how to spell it and he's from Mexico... So, fuck with him if it's wrong!! HIJOLE!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Did you do it standing up? No... I just got up on the table and squatted... I needed to do my morning exercises, and doing squats are very effective in added pleasure for certain activities. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Because you were hungry? It'll all be OK... I'm very tired (yup, stayed out 'til 3 this morning on a 'work' night) and awfully grumpy. I admit I pissed in your cornflakes and I felt good doing it... Tomorrow I will feel guilty, but it's all good for now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself