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Fixed it for ya. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I look for someone with a huge package... You gotta test drive a car before you buy it... Same with a man... That's not all I look for, but it is a very good bonus! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

"ARCH!! Oh shit... Forgot to bring my rig for this flight." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Poor little guy. I don't think my mom ever told me not to run with a fork.. Maybe I was too young to remember... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Um, of course I have pissed places other than a toilet... Just to name a few: South Padre Island - Gulf of Mexico Pace Bend Park - outside in the woods Skydive Temple - the outside bathrooms hadn't been built yet and manifest was closed Caverns of Sonora - parking lot Come to think of it, it would take me hours to write it all down... To answer the question... Yes, I have. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Maybe. I got that pic for you. Walt Woohoo! Is it a nekkid pic? I suppose I'll send you a PM.. But then again, you probably won't reply... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I haven't been hurt as a result of skydiving, but if I do (which I hope never happens) yes, I would lie... If I didn't have insurance, it wouldn't matter since I'd be responsible for my bills anyway. I pay for insurance and in my opinion, which doesn't mean shit, they should pay regardless of how an injury happened. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Southwest has some of the best comedians working for them. The best flight I had was going from Austin to Vegas... The flight attendant was doing the emergency procedures which included: "The bottom of your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. In case of a water landing which will most likely be in Phoenix, please kick, paddle, kick, paddle kick to the edge of the pull and get out." "In case of the loss in cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop... Please put the mask over your nose and mouth first, then over your children's... Then help the men acting like children." And the best after landing... "Be careful while opening the overhead bins. We all know SHIFT happens." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'll get around to replying to you when I damn well feel like it! Walt Fucker... PM sent dude! Oh, and it would be nice if you fucking answered me this time... See you this weekend? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Read the small print on your insurance documents. My insurance does not cover for injuries caused by high risk sports... Skydiving is included in that as well as mountain climbing, rock climbing, racing, etc. I don't disclose to insurance companies I jump out of planes... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I would go for closure. As someone else said, go for you, not for him. A short story came to my mind when I read this... And, I know the situations are different, but... A co-worker of mine was murdered by her husband, then he turned the gun on himself only days after Mother's Day. Their son decided to go to his mother's funeral, but not his father's. He went to the spreading of his mother's ashes, and did not go when they buried his father. Years later I saw him at his wedding. The thing he said to me is regarding his dad at the time was, "I wish I would have said goodbye to my father. He took everything I had, but I never got to say goodbye. I was angry, but now I don't have closure..." I wish you luck in whatever you decide. But, be prepared with the consequences that may result either way. With you there, he may be able to die in peace knowing how he made you feel. Personally, I would regret not being able to say goodbye to my parents, sister, friends, etc. no matter what our relationship was at the time of their death. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Some insurance companies won't pay for injuries as a result from skydiving. Funny story though... My friend Mike broke his ankle in three places (yea, he knows he was a dumbass) from a landing. With the advice of others, he told the doctor he fell off a ladder. After treating him the doctor then made a comment that confused Mike and I. "I suggest you take up something safer... Like skydiving." As the doctor walked out the door, we noticed we both had on a skydiving shirt on... I don't think the doctor believed the story we gave him, but at least the insurance company paid for his injuries. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Just got back from the show. It was awesome!!

I'm sorry I didn't write you back... I was waiting for someone else to reply to me, but still no reply. But, in all honesty, it pisses me off. Bastards. Yea, you know who you are. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

One of my co-workers just went to go get cupcakes for the company. Woohoo! Go make some cake girl! You'll be mad at yoursef if you don't!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Yes, yes it does... Anyone wanna buy my boobies? Buy one, get one free. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Oh hell. I wasn't saying that cut guys don't have to wash it. I was just saying from what I've heard uncut men are more prone to infection regardless of whether they wash their wanker or not. I wouldn't know from first hand experience... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I think that a uncircumcised penis just doesn't look right. I have heard from a couple people that an uncut guy has more sensitivity with sexual intercourse, but is more prone to infection. No thanks. I'll take my man cut... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

The caller ID at my company if we have an international caller. Sometimes it will also show as a 900-number calling. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'm hoping this 'friend' would be female. Unless your Keith, then it's OK. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Since Squeak is in another time zone, and I'd probably forget to post when it actually becomes the 26th in Australia, I'm posting now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUEAK!!

I'm going so I can keep my job. The CEO of our company is a HUGE Simpsons fan, so on Friday, he's closing the office at 10:30, we're all going to lunch at a snazzy little place in downtown Austin, then at 12:45, he has rented out a theatre for the company to watch The Simpsons. And some people say I don't have a real job. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

It was his father that paid her for it. I suppose he was showing his son some 'tough love.' Oh, and to this day, not one person has tried to bat her mailbox again... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

A friend of mine actually did the exact thing after she had her mailbox destroyed... Small mailbox inside a large mailbox then filled with cement. She waited nightly to see if anything would happen, and then it came... A car starts coming down the road slow enough to peek her interest, then a blood curdling scream followed with a "SON OF A BITCH!" The morning after, one of her neighbors came by to tell her their son had a broken arm with deep wood splinters from trying to smack her mailbox with a wooden bat (it broke). All she could do was laugh. The neighbor promptly gave her money for the previous mailbox along with the money to 'make' the new one. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'm in lust with you, therefore, my answer is lust. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself