sharimcm

Shhh... I'll take pictures of the passed out drunkards and send them to you when I get home... But, then again, if I'm the one who passes out first, well, then, I'll have to figure something out. Maybe next year you'll get yourself a plane ticket and come to Texas. C'mon Kelly... You're not THAT far away. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

THANKS!! I actually went to the liquor store and bought all my Skyfest supplies this afternoon. After buying 5 bottles of vodkas, Amaretto, Parrot Bay and 3 liqueurs (including Chambord), I think I'm set. So, next weekend is it... Sex in the Bedroom, Sex on the Beach, and Wild Squirrel Sex... Woohoo! Oh, and the ipecac challenge. I did watch videos on youtube. Some funny shit right there. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My first bike was a hand-me-down from my sister. It was yellow with a pink stripe down the side of it... It had a white banana seat, but no basket. When my dad took the training wheels off, the first thing I did was fall in to a pile of fire ants. I ran back to the house frantic and crying... My mom took me out on the back porch, ripped my ant-filled clothes off and sprayed me down with a garden hose. It took me a few months before I had enough nerve to get back on it. I guess I wanted to make sure the fire ants were gone... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I know that is it NOT anywhere in Texas... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Dude... I was going to post the same story... Oh well. I guess that's what I get for taking a late night trip to the dz for some free food. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Is that a threat, promise or threatening promise? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

And, if I was, what are you going to do about it? Bitch... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

To each his own... Shit happens, and when it does, some people post about it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

If it's anything like what you sent the last time, OH HELL YEAH!! I'll take it!!

HEY... It's not MY fault some man lost control of his bowels and took a crap in my bed... Geez... I guess SHIT HAPPENS. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Although the original poster (or anyone from that matter) can see how you voted, I know, and I'm not telling. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I laughed so hard at the story, I almost shit my pants. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Walt and I have taken it upon ourselves to help our fellow .commers post anonymous polls/stories. We will proofread and edit, and choose only the best ones, and this one is it... You're having wild, passionate, hot gorilla sex... It was truly amazing... The night was *perfect* and everything was good. Your partner gets up and leaves the room. Then, you notice something... OMG!! There is SHIT on your bed!! Your partner SHIT on the bed!!! How many other people have experienced a shitty time in bed? Has your partner left you a gift? It's happened to me. It was some awesome sex... He fell asleep... I got up to get a glass of water, and right under him was a huge shitty smear mark. I felt disgusted. I was on top of him the whole time. There is NO WAY that was my shit! The minute he left, those sheets were in the washer. Oh, and I NEVER had him back over... EVER!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Walt... Nevermind... I am a total loss for words... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I only got 400... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Here's my view on this... If I am in a committed relationship, skin always feels better... If it's a fuck buddy, no glove, no love... But, if you're with someone and the condom breaks, and you think, WOW, this rubber sure does feel nice, don't stop and say, "Uh.. I think the condom broke." Just keep going. Then, the next time you two are together, you most likely already have their cooties, so no rubber because skin always feels better. Or, was I totally out of line for saying something like that? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You provide the wood, and I'll provide the bush... Although, there's no bush there, so... Uh... Well... I'll provide... the alcohol? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

It's the Bonfire babe... And, all skydivers have some ADHD in them... Live and let learn. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I just had projectile Dr. Pepper reading this reply... It kind of burns when it comes out your nose... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Damnit Lee! I told you not to say anything!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Ipecac or however you spell it. I already know what I'm going to eat first. I plan on winning. How does one win? Who ever pukes the last? If one person starts puking, the sound alone will most likely make everyone else puke... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Actually, Turtle has unofficially resigned as Skyfest vidiot. Unless he can run faster than J, he'll have both of his legs broken when he gets there. And, the challenge will be done outside of Skyfest stomping grounds... Whether it is in my hotel room or a surrounding area, location will never be told. No video, no pictures... See, it didn't happen. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Umm... No... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

It's a ipecac challenge... But, a gallon of milk would definitely make me puke... I HATE milk with a passion... I had nothing to do with this... I am an innocent bystander that was pulled into the wrong conversation at the wrong time, and now I'll be puking my brains out at Skyfest. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I suppose... I'm in... I fucking can't believe I just said that... But, if I do, NO PICTURES are to be taken... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself