sharimcm
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Where are the multiple choice polls? I want MULTIPLE CHOICES!! Damnit Turtle! Down on your knees boy and beg for forgiveness. Bitch. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Now THERE'S an idea. Wanna be first on my list? You're going to have to wait three months though... Aunt Flo doesn't visit me monthly... She's a bitch when she's around, so she can only visit 3-4 times a year. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No... Not one man is going to earn 'red wings' with me. Fuck that. I don't even like the thought of it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So does it suck? Or is it a blow job? I'm confused... But, then again, confusing me is not that hard to do. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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At first I thought it was how many I've taken out on others, which I plead the 5th... But, none that I know of have been taken out on me... We'll find out soon enough though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You don't? Nope you can make a game out of picking up waitresses.
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You don't? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Check back in with me in a couple of weeks, and I'll let you know the results. Although, I could make one quick phone call (or text) and get laid pretty much any time I'd like, I haven't used my resource lately. Due to limited time and circumstance (he's being deployed in about a week now), it's been kind of difficult. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I got EVERYTHING I needed from that assclown. Name, insured drivers (his mom and dad), driver's license number, insurance information, address, phone number... I'm not surprised he gave you his number It doesn't take much for me to get a phone number... And, it wasn't even a fake number at that. I called his mom the next day to tell her the news. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Umm... Couldn't you have at least given us multiple choice? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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But once the passion ends... How would they get unlinked? I'm not sure that would be such a great idea. There would be a release mechanism - duh! You never mentioned that in your first post. And besides, if the piercings are done right... Wait a second... It never specified WHAT his and hers piercings they would have to get... It could be matching boobie piercings... Anyways... I'm going back to work now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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DEFINATELY his and hers! And then in the throws of passion they could be linked. But once the passion ends... How would they get unlinked? I'm not sure that would be such a great idea. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm on your list?
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You think there is only one place we guys like to nibble that (too) often get pierced??? Such a lack of imagination! (Hint: Start with ears.) Remind me to take you off my 'lickable and/or fuckable list.' I have piercings all the way down from my ears to my hood... I don't want you to hurt yourself... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Did you not put Mr. Rogers on there because he is dead? Or PeeWee Herman because he is a child molestor? Where the fuck is the drama Walt? Gawd... I voted for you by the way... Can I have a cookie? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Wake up, go to the DZ, make a jump or two to get current (if the rain will FUCKING stop), then go home. Real exciting, eh? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My del Sol is 'Milano Red' and my Civic is 'Nighthawk Black Pearl.' I like the color on both of them equally.
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MMmmm... I love fucking cops... They need loving, too... Mmmm... Bacon... Oh wait... No... My bad... Fuck was used in a different context here. Defensive driving may be an option... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Get a VCH piercing... Trust me... Oh, and for further explanation, that stands for vertical clitoral hood... You won't regret it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Only if I was flying it, and I don't have my pilot's license, so I think we're all safe in the air. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Didn't invite me? Bitch... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I got EVERYTHING I needed from that assclown. Name, insured drivers (his mom and dad), driver's license number, insurance information, address, phone number, license plate number, phone number, and threatened to call the cops when he didn't want to cooperate. He kept claiming there was no damage on my vehicle yet my bumper was just about hanging off of it... Yea, he hit my little baby del Sol with a big ass Chevy Caprice... All his car had was my red paint on his bumper. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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He's so cute!!! Call him Talon... Is his sister a dog as well? Cat? Snake? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No... I'm just having Walt pick you up and take you back... Although, I never tried getting smacked with a passenger... I was alone both times. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My ex had one... It made the strangest noices... Little fuckers are nocturnal, so I stopped staying at his apartment because of her... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself