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I prefer rum, but after puking up two pitchers of pina coladas, I kind of cut back and starting drinking vodka instead. Not much of a tequila fan at all... But, I do have some Cuervo stashed away for my friends. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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One of the best 'finales' out there!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Which furry forrest creature gets your motor running....
sharimcm replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
I have a hairless beaver I keep as my own. You can pet it if you ask real nicely. You didn't let me pet it. You never asked... DUH!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Who the fuck is Paul? And, why do I want to have sex in his bedroom? Grrrr... I guess I'll have look up the secret ingredients when I get to the liquor store to buy the stuff. SEX IN PAUL'S BEDROOM 1 oz. Chambord 1 oz. Rum (Malibu Coconut) 1 oz. Pineapple Juice Pour ingredients in Martini glass and garnish with cherry. Do not mix. Serve In: Cocktail Glass "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Which furry forrest creature gets your motor running....
sharimcm replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
I have a hairless beaver I keep as my own. You can pet it if you ask real nicely. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Which furry forrest creature gets your motor running....
sharimcm replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
Um, stitch? Babe, I think you need to lay off the medication for just a little while longer. Or maybe, you need to take more... But, I'll have to say porcupine if I am forced to answer. They're just so cute... Kind of like a french tickler... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Yes, but she also said she needed to get laid "now". Run with it. Well, the time passed. I'm no longer in the mood. Not that I wouldn't fuck Walt, but I have a Marine that is a little closer (and he isn't deployed YET)... Round Rock vs. Houston... Yea, Round Rock is closer. Sorry Walt, sorry DougH. Didn't mean to disappoint you boys. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'd be doing so much better with some Wild Squirrel Sex... I really wanted Sex in the Bedroom, but can't seem to find it... No, not the bedroom ( I can find that)... The ingredients for Sex in the Bedroom. For some reason I think it included handcuffs and a blindfold. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Just as long as she doesn't leave her ass up... The ass don't need to be up brother that is a very nice position which hits all the right spots I'm going to have to agree with that whole heartedly. It *IS* a VERY nice position. Trust me... Mmm... OK... I think I need to get laid NOW. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yea, well... I'm a lightweight. I don't drink as much as I used to. I used to drink people under the table, now I'm under the table after drinking. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ummm... I won't be spending any money after drinking one or two Wild Squirrel Sex mixes... I'll be flat on my face and really hung over the next day. I'm going to the liquor store this weekend. I'll get the small bottles of all of the shit needed... And, I get a good discount since I am such a dedicated return customer.
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So, I was looking for the ingredients for "Sex in the Bedroom" and came across "Wild Squirrel Sex"... 1 shot Stoli Lemon vodka 1 shot Stoli Strawberry vodka 1 shot Stoli Orange vodka 1 shot Stoli Raspberry vodka 1 shot Amaretto Fill 1/2 Sour mix Fill 1/2 Cranberry juice Top with Grenadine Oh yea, I'm all over this one.
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I would, of course, have to disagree to a point. Yes, a woman's body is a work of art, BUT... There are some men out there I love to stare at and/or explore their bodies if/when they were nekkid in front of me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I don't like it fast. Sometimes it's OK, but I like to take my time to make sure it gets done right and everyone's a happy person. Maybe it's 'hornier and cums faster'..... NO! NO! NO!! I don't want anything fast... Sex is an activity that I enjoy... Why would I want it to go fast? Even if it went slow, and I came faster, that would suck as well because then the 'multiple orgasms given by ... award' would go up in numbers... Ain't gonna happen. Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I don't like it fast. Sometimes it's OK, but I like to take my time to make sure it gets done right and everyone's a happy person. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Thanks Cora... Now all I can think about it is getting laid so I can be happy... Hehe... Looks like I have a willing participant. Hmmm... Moral decision here... He'll be definitely needing a good fucking when he gets back from Iraq, so I could make the poor boy wait. I told him I'll call him tomorrow, and we'll get together sometime soon (before he's deployed), so we'll see what happens. Gotta support our troops, right? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What size bed are we talking 'bout? We got F/M/F in a twin size bed, but not comfortably. Well, actually, I was quite comfy, but that wasn't the original question. A king size would fit 3 very nicely, I must get back on that list! I wouldn't want you to mess up your perfect smile with my 'hardware.' And, since I'm not taking any metal out of my body any time soon... I suppose a few years from now I might have to for some reason... I could possibly add ya back on... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What size bed are we talking 'bout? We got F/M/F in a twin size bed, but not comfortably. Well, actually, I was quite comfy, but that wasn't the original question. A king size would fit 3 very nicely, "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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The only way I have experienced in the past was one guy and two girls. I had the opportunity for two guys and myself, but for some reason, the thought creeped me out, and I said no. But, to be honest, I don't like to share. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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And the sex scene in that movie just rocks!! Almost better than real porn! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I thought I was registering for "Rent of the Month" thinking I'd get free rent... State Farm will be out next week to do an appraisal on my del Sol. They're just going to cut me a check, and send me on my way. The Civic will be actually going in for repairs in a couple of weeks. If I didn't promise a certain someone a certain something, I would just take my del Sol on my little 'road trip' but, I can't. The trunk won't fit that much junk. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I am SO all over the Elvis Garden. Yee-fuckin-haw!
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STFU Walt... (no PA intended) I said NOTHING about a Cadillac, and not only that, but I think they closed the drive-thru wedding chapels in Vegas. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That is totally my dream wedding! I so want to get married by Elvis in Vegas. And being nekkid would make it that much more... Interesting! Thanks for the idea! Of course, now I need to find a suitor... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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How about finding me a boy that can last as long as a BOB so you won't HAVE to change the batteries? Oh wait... I already found one, but he's on his way to Irag... Hmmm... Find me a replacement!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself