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Hey Kathleen, Walt and Gonzo... What the fuck were y'all looking at? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Trust me... I do know that what he did do made at least one guy a very happy and lucky man. I'll let him tell the story though. It was just an awesome thing. Bigun - you ROCK dude! Thank you for helping and making Skyfest a memorable event!

We did something similar to a co-worker of mine except we deactivated his magnetic card for entry to the building, changed the lock on his office door, removed his name plate from the wall, made up 'fake' termination papers (it was actual paperwork but it was not going to be submitted), and had the CEO deliver the 'news' to him. He just about shit himself. It wasn't funny to him, but it was to us. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I know this is an 'older' thread, but I am about to stab Cingular with a spork for them FUCKING me over the weekend... So, there I was... No really... I was there at Skyfest having a fucking great time... I was wondering why my phone had been very docile and none of my texts were being responded to... After a few people telling me they sent me a text or two yet I never received anything , I kind of figured out that I wasn't getting any text messages AT ALL. Since I figured it out on Sunday, I called Cingular this morning and they told me text messaging had been 'accidentally deleted' off my account completely. Well, I am getting a credit on my account for the 'inconvenience' but I apologize for those of you that I bitched out this weekend for not returning the imaginary text messages I thought I was sending. May I have a spork and some wine please? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

This is honestly the only picture I took for the four nights I was down there... I just wasn't as snap happy as I usually am. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'll be back in the sky this coming weekend. Going to SSM for a quickie (refresher) on Friday and should be jumping on Saturday if it doesn't rain...

My uncle is receiving a bone marrow transplant (actually stem cell) from his identical twin brother in about two weeks. According to the doctor, it will be painful for the both of them, but they're hoping with the transplant, my uncle will have 10-15+ years longer to live... Otherwise, he may only have less than two... If I was a match, I would do it for him in a heartbeat. Thankfully, his brother is an exact match... Literally.

I don't know how many points you lost, but J got 20 off of me. Or was is 10? I don't know really... Who won by the way? You or him? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Yes, yes... I had fun while I was there, but I must go back to reality tomorrow. It was nice to see some of the dz.commers I already met, and it was good to meet some new ones.

I'll be there soon!! I should be leaving Austin in a couple of hours (gotta wait for traffice time)... Aw hell, maybe I'll just go tomorrow morning. Anyways, I'll be there soon enough!!

I would offer to pick him up, but I think he's coming in earlier than I can be there (if he's not already here)... Lemme know if you need to scoot, and I can work something out... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Actually, it's craigslist.org, but that's OK. It'll still come up if you type .com... As for the personals, a long while back I placed an ad on craigslist. I actually met a few nice people who I still talk to... I didn't really 'click' with any of them except one. He was genuinely sweet, sexy, cute, etc... The one draw back... He was the jealous type... Oh my gawd!! Sorry guys, but being a little jealous is OK.. Going off on some tangent about how your girl will be fucking the first person she finds when she goes off to Vegas without you, then calling her 7-8 times everyday when she's gone does not go over well for some. I found a copy of what I posted... Gawd, it sounded pretty stupid, but I did receive 121 replies. SWF looking for SWM for companionship, and possible LTR. Like I said, I don't cook, and I won't clean (your place, but I do clean mine), but I will offer you the upmost respect and treat you like a king. Who I am: Short and petite (5' and not fat) Long-haired brunette (actually red, but looks brown - you can see the red in the sun) with brown eyes (boring I know, but I make up for it other ways). My boobs and butt are fairly large. Has a wild side at times (yes, I am a skydiver), but sometimes I like to chill on the couch watching the tube. Love the outdoors, camping, boating, hiking, traveling, etc. Extremely attentive and will spoil the hell out of you (I am a massage therapist after all). Have an apartment, and a job, and a car... And, pay my own bills I smoke on occassion, drink on occassion, but no drugs... Who you are: SWM 28-38 who will respect me I think bald men are hot, but so are some of the long-haired men. I'm not really picky on your hair... Just make sure you wash it every now and then. Tall - I like my men 5'9" and taller. Kinda cute... =) Not too big, but not too skinny. I want something to be able to hold on to. Like being outside, like to travel and be willing to explore new places with me. Please, no alcoholics, no heavy chain smokers, no druggies. Social drinking and smoking is fine... Have a job, and a car, and somewhere to lay your head at night, other than my place, and pay your own bills. Your pic will get mine. I would post it here, but some of the guys I work with also cruise the personals... Sorry, but I do like my privacy as well. Most, if not all questions will get answered. Most, but not all replies will receive a reply. Just be real... You can't tell who a person really is by a personal ad... Just ask me... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

And here I was thinking I was the only one who did that. At home, I put garlic and cajun seasoning on my popcorn. At the movie theatre, it has to be drenched in butter for me to be satisfied. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I did get any last nite. Or the night before that... Just wait... My time is coming. BUT, I did talk about sex with someone last night. I know, it's not the same thing, but it was an exciting conversation... I hadn't talked to the boy in 10+ years, and damn... I can say, "I have a hood piercing" does make a great conversation starter. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

They took my Listerine the last time... It was 4.something... Bastards... OK, get this... They make you dispose of lighters before going through security, BUT, if it's your quart sized baggie, you can take it on. Either that or they thought I was cute and just let me through. And, you can take as many matches as you possibly want to... So, if it's under 4 ounces, and stick it in your quart-sized bag, you're fine. All of my stuff fits... I actually keep one baggie as a 'travel bag' full of 'stuff.' You never know when I might need the KY... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

WTF? NO... They don't supply it. Get your happy little ass to the grocery store down the street and buy your own bag... Actually, LA supplied quart sized bags to people. I don't think Phoenix did... Oh wait, I didn't fly to Phoenix... I drove... Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Are you checking your bags or carrying it on? That will make a difference... Hell, why do I ever bother? You're a man. You won't listen... If you carry it on, stick ALL liquids in a 1-qt sized plastic bag. Take it out when you get to security and stick it in a bin by itself. They'll scan it, and give it back to you. No big deal. If you're checking your bags, just let it go... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Um dude... All you need is a quart size plastic bag... Stick everything liquid under 4 oz. in there. When you get to the security checkpoint, take your plastic bag out of your suitcase and stick it in a bin by itself. Then, when they x-ray it, take it out of the bin, put it back on your suitcase, and go to your gate. Trust me... With all the flying that I did just recently, I am an expert on the subject. Flying Made Simple - by Shari Please bring soap... Either that or please stay far, far away (which might not be a bad thing)... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

He may not be a squirrel, but he probably has some nuts! he better be careful... there's squirrels out there looking to steal nuts. Are *YOU* the squirrel wanting to steal his nuts? Sick bastard. I must be a squirrel... Either that or I'm in to bestiality. Oh shit... No, I was talking about a drink... My bad. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Would I count? Are you a squirrel? He may not be a squirrel, but he probably has some nuts! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

So, just what would you be implying, my friend. Oh wait, are we still talking about the drink? I thought... Nevermind... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[singing] Who's got the biggest balls of them all? [/singing] Sorry to make a joke out if, but that's funny... Glad it didn't kill anyone. The car looks fucked for sure though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Well, unfortunately (but maybe fortunately) all the Austin area lakes are 'closed' until further notice. I know, we bitch when there isn't any rain, and we bitch when there is rain, but this is fucking ridiculous! Almost every day since the middle of June it has been raining. I just hope the weather will be half way decent this weekend for Skyfest. If not, I'm sure we'll find SOMETHING (or someone) to do. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I told you I would marry you, but I'm not moving! You must come to America... 30, single, not really looking but won't pass up an opportunity... i think i'll get lisa to drag you along, then the three of us could live happily ever after.. Suhweet!!! OK... With that being said, I'm not moving to California. Everyone must move to Texas for us to live happily ever after. I ain't going no wheres... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I told you I would marry you, but I'm not moving! You must come to America... 30, single, not really looking but won't pass up an opportunity... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself