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My dumbass dog ate thumb tacks before... When I called the vet to ask him if he thought I should bring her in, he just told me to wait a few days and rummage through her shit and if the tacks didn't pass, then I should bring her in. Three days of walking the dog on a leash and watching her take a dump, she finally passed 5 of the 6 that she ate. I know... It's a very tacky story, but oh so true. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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WHOA!! NSFW!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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We had a cold front come through... It's supposed to be 88F... Last week was in the 90s... The rain has been cooling us down for the most part. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Dude!! Have you gotten laid yet? I don't know, but maybe she's just not my type. But yes, hot n' sexy chicas are all born in the south!! Get your ass down here to find out!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Doesn't Nathan have a helmet cam? Get the fucker on video, then you will have proof he's putting food in the middle of the street... Or, get a tape recorder and approach the dude again on the subject. What the guy is doing is cruelty to animals. They will put the asswipe in jail as well as charge him with all sorts of fines. I would take one if I could. After rescuing a previously feral cat and domesticating her as much as I can, bringing another kitten in to the family would probably not make her a happy camper. She already beats the shit out of the dogs... Both basset/catahoula mix dogs are scared of her scrawny little ass. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Call the cops... They will arrest the bastard and take the kittens to safety... Trust me. I've done it before. And do it now so no other kittens get killed. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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JOHN!! It was nice to meet you at Skyfest!!
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Damn, I really was grabbing Lisa's boobie!! I was tipsy (not drunk) that night, but I don't remember that!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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OK... There you go... It's now my sig line... Should I add the 'rocking' part to it as well? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Awww... Be nice... He just wanted to fit in. Although, I will say this... I did have a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning. Seconds later, that truck was ROCKING! So, he wasn't the only person in Texas wearing a black hat, just the only maggot. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Wendy and I got the memo about it being purple shorts day... Thanks for posting Twardo!!
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OK, OK... He's 29... He'll be 30 in three weeks, but he's still younger than me. When does a boy turn in to a man? Is there a certain age? Please enlighten me. Really... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I would NEVER do that! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh hell no... The sex is always good with him... There was one time where it wasn't great, but it was OK. You see, there aren't too many Marines around where I live, and I kind of well... started dating a local boy. But, we're just dating... No sex... Yet... So, if things work out with this 'boy' I won't be fucking any Marines again. That was just way too much information I'm sure, but oh well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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3:0: -first time flying in the Champ -first time pouring beer on the maggots at Skyfest -first time meeting quite a few .commers -first time behaving myself OK... That's all the firsts I can think of at the moment... It's late, I'm tired... I'll edit tomorrow when I can think straight "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Fuck a Marine... Well, I guess that doesn't qualify since it wasn't only once... Nevermind... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Mmmm.. Cheese... While your at it, get me some curly fries as well... Oh, you wanna cookie? I still have one left. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Just like almost any movie you see, it's better on the big screen... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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They're on my computer at home (and hers too)... Haha!! You didn't get to see them!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Just tell me when you planned to get that cow tattooed on your ass! I'll fly to Cali for that... Oh wait... There's already a cow on your ass. Nevermind. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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We were swooping the cows in the Champ as well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hehe... Yeah, I guess I missed that part. But, then again, according to Squeak I have syphllis on my ass... I swear it was the damn chiggers!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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It was a Cinderella glass slipper fit! But, I still didn't even get mentioned... I guess I wasn't good enough for you. I see how it is. We'll see what happens when I see you next year... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Damn, I straddled you and I didn't even get an honorable mention... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Not that anyone wants to see a CLOSE-UP of my ass, but you want to talk about bug bites... There was only one or two people who got to see them up close and personal, but really, bug bites on your ass is nothing to brag about. Oh yea, the pic is NSFW or for the weak-stomach... My ass is huge... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself