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    It's kind of racial and/or religous, but my aunt, who is from Mexico and Catholic loved it... Q. Why did God invent shetland ponies? A. So the Mexicans could have low-riders at the Alamo. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Just another excuse... The first time you were here, nothing went wrong other than not getting to meet me. And, I have never had any chigger bites from anywhere else in Texas EXCEPT Spaceland. I had never experienced anything like that until Skyfest 2005, and I've been in Texas a LONG time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'm glad you went to the doctor. I'm very proud of you. There is one good thing to say though... At least the chiggers didn't get your ass like they did mine! You wouldn't be sitting for weeks if they had. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    October 25th, 2003 was my first tandem at Skydive San Marcos (Texas). I started AFF in December the same year. I got my A in November 2004 after finishing my yellow card at Skydive Temple.
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    I might be experiencing a power outage soon. There are some very hellacious thunderstorms hitting us right now. The lightning is close and the lights have flickered, but so far, so good. I haven't tried any other sites other than yahoo and dz.com, so luckily, I haven't had problems with the internet. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    pick up lines

    sharimcm replied to pop's topic in The Bonfire

    "I'm drunk" is usually a good line for me to use... Even if I'm not drunk it works. Ahh... It's awesome to have my girl parts. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Mmm... Don't forget to send those pics to this Shari as well. I promise not to use them for any weird rituals. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Mmmm... I'll nibble a bit before I take a big chunk out of him. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    GEORGE!!!
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    Shiner!! Hell, I'd take a nattys right about now If you live in Gonzales, TX in Gonzales County, you need to drink Shiner... It's the beer most Texans drink. Didn't you learn anything about being a real Texan when you were here? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I would love to bite George!! That man is SMOKIN' HOT!! And, I do love the taste of smoked chicken. Mmmm... Food... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I can do quite a bit with my toes... You learn to use what you got to get what you want. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    See Gonzo... Texans know how to keep office personnel happy. Either that or the Shari's work for some awesome companies! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    That's because you don't work and live in Texas. We have beer in the fridge at my office along with Coke, Diet Coke and Frescas... Some people say I don't have a real job... I just think the CEO wants to keep the morale up high around here. On Friday, he's taking the entire staff for lunch then the Simpson's premiere. And yes, it is during 'regular business hours' and yes, we do get paid... He basically said we had to go to keep our jobs. Darn... Lunch and a movie as opposed to actual work... Hard decision. I love my job.
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    I wasn't talking to you or myself for that matter, so . That's ok... in my mind, everyone's always talking to me. That's why I'm always so bitter... Myself and I get jealous of Me You lead a sad life, my friend... It's not all about you. If it wasn't for the cowboy hat, no one would pay any attention to you. It's all about the Shari's in the world. Once you get past that, we'll be OK. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I wasn't talking to you or myself for that matter, so . Shari - I'll PM you and George when I will be getting back down that way. Let's say mid-month-ish? Walt - if you're reading this, I need a place to sleep. Can you put up with a homeless dz.commer AGAIN? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, if you're looking for more pics from SkyFest, getting a pic from him with his shirt on will be almost impossible. That boy walked around half nekkid most of the time. Said it was hot and humid or something like that. Freakin' Californians. you should reread that... My point exactly... If she was looking for a picture without your shirt on, it's very possible, with your shirt on impossible. Oh, and Shari - I got some pics I could send you of the boy... With his shirt off of course (but, they aren't from SkyFest)... I'll try to come and play next month (getting paid once a month sucks). We'll do a Shari-Dive together. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    There is a Gonzales County in Texas as well. So, you have multiple options... City, county or both. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, if you're looking for more pics from SkyFest, getting a pic from him with his shirt on will be almost impossible. That boy walked around half nekkid most of the time. Said it was hot and humid or something like that. Freakin' Californians. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Go AWAY from his shop... Trust me! He's a Marine and a skydiver. He can't be trusted. You know we love you Gonzo... Just not that much. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Uh, no... Haven't you read my sig line? And, I know for a FACT it wasn't you outside my hotel room... I knew exactly where you were. Trust me... The next time I'm driving I-10 and I see a sign for Gonzales, I won't make any turns... I'll just keep trucking forward. Nothing to see here. Carry on. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Then, maybe you should move here as well. Hmmm... That picture looks awfully familiar... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Rubber band balls

    sharimcm replied to JVig's topic in The Bonfire

    I've had plenty rubber band balls, and she is completely right. To start I use the broader ones, but once it gets some volume to it, you can use the thinner ones as well. And, I like playing with balls and rubber.. I mean, rubber balls... OK, OK.. rubber band balls. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Next time, they tell the AFF students to flare before they reach the ground, not after. And, I tried to run out the downwinder... I wasn't that fast though. But, I still get complimented on my feet... Just ask someone in Phoenix. He'll tell ya what he thinks. Punk... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I actually thought the dude's name was Ben Dover, but then someone told me it was Jack Meoff, so who really knows? Maybe the dude wasn't even a skydiver... Hey, why don't you call Skydive Spaceland and ask them... You never know. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself