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  1. sharimcm
    That may be true, but, they can be tipped... Just ask Walt... He'll tell you the story! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Can I come visit you? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I haven't been posting as long as I've been jumping... At least from what I can remember. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Almost a year later, and I still can't tie the knot. I even used skymama's helpful guide. Oh well, I have many other talents I can utilize! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    use easy wurds... I'm a Marine M uscles A re R equired, I ntelligence N ot E ssential /muh-reen/ "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Did you quit again? Oh wait... No, that's right. You jumped this weekend, so I'm assuming you had to pack your gear. That's what got you smoking again the last time. My suggestion - get a packer to pack for you. It's always the best $7 I spend.
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    If it was me, I would definitely take the hour and five minutes to see Bolas. Although I've never PERSONALLY met him, he's entertained me quite a bit on dz.com. And, I would love to meet Bubbles as well, but that's another story. GO!! Have fun!!
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    I only found 5 in my search... The only "issue" I found was the aircraft has not been updated... But, as far as I know, they're all still open. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    OMG! How horrible! Fly Free Eric! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I have NEVER sent any man to the store to buy my girl products. My thought on that is they would fuck it up on purpose just so they wouldn't have to do it again. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Thank GAWD I'm not on that list... Yet... No life needed.. You have dz.com to help you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    SOME skydivers are good people, while others... Well... Aren't... I've met many dizzie.commers by simply posting where I'll be traveling to. A few of them have opened their homes to me, while others went a little out of their way to come say hello. A handful of the jumpers I have met, I can definitely call my friends.
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    I had AIDS once. It was the best thing that ever happened to me really. Afterwards, I didn't worry about having to "check in" with someone as I was jumping the day away or having to explain what a "Horny Gorilla" was and that it was a skydiving thing, not something sexual. There were so many things he got frustrated about, and vice versa. I aksed him to go with me a few times and he refused. I tried.. I've been in remission for 4 years and I feel better than ever.
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    I was allergic to niobium, which they no longer use. Since it's healed the second time, I've had stainless steel to titanium to cheap ass .99 barbells stuck in me, and haven't had any issues. I forget I have it most of the time. I have two piercings other than my ears and two tattoos. The third tat will be put in place shortly.
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    I have one.
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    That's not smoke rising off of him, it's dust Oh YEAH?! Wait for me at the Dropzone there Skippy! Hey now... Play nice. He's just jealous. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    [reply Good seeing you too Dave, even IF ya didn't recognize me right away...I know, it's just cause I get better looking every day! It's more like getting older looking every day. But, hey, you still look hot to me! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Good or Nasty?

    sharimcm replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    I like strawberry filling with vanilla cake with buttercream icing. Mmmm... Cake... Oh, and the chocolate and peanut butter cake sounds yummy.
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    Wow... They scratched themselved off? I've heard of whacking off and getting off, but scratching off. It almost sounds like it would hurt... But, they did have a nekkid man to look at. Thread killer would this help??? No, but THIS might! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I had some red tetras in a tank with a betta until I noticed the betta's fins were getting nipped at. I moved the tetras to a different tank and gave the betta his own 29-gal tank. He evenutally went to fishie heaven, but he was a happy, healthy fish for months after I moved the tetras.
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    I said nothing. And, Lisa still hasn't posted the pie pictures... OK... How many people scratched their names off of manifest when they found out YOU were going to be on the load... Nekkid? C'mon.. Tell me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Wow... They scratched themselved off? I've heard of whacking off and getting off, but scratching off. It almost sounds like it would hurt... But, they did have a nekkid man to look at. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    It's not much to look at. Oh, and Nick... I know I already told you personally, but here it is... Pubically announcing that I am saying "Congrats dude." HAHAHAHA!!!! you said pubic Good catch! You were nekkid! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    It's not much to look at. Oh, and Nick... I know I already told you personally, but here it is... Publically announcing that I am saying "Congrats dude." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Actually, putting two males together is not that bad. A friend of mine and some of his buddies got drunk one night, thought it would be an awesome idea to put two male bettas together to watch them "duke it out." About two hours later, they got bored watching them do nothing, so they put the other one back in his original tank. Quite uneventful to say the least. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself