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I did this past Saturday. I had some nasty stomach virus. It was NOT pretty. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I got a tattoo on my ass tonight. It nearly cost me a few dollars extra because the vibration of the gun was vibrating something else. The artist said he'd have to charge extra if he had to clean up the seat... So, here it is... Happy Bunny "shut up and be naked." Yea, yea... Go ahead and bash it. To me, a tattoo has a special meaning to the person who got it, and it has a special meaning to me.

Fuck that, come to IL. I need a friend right now. Hmmm... I could... But, I think the minute I got there, I'd have to turn around and go back home. I honestly don't know what the drive time is, but I think it's a while. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I think I was stung by a wasp. I was 15 and it was my first day on the job at Schlitterbahn. I was wiping off some bar stools before the customers starting coming in, and guess I hit a nest... Sucked... I was at the first aid office for hours waiting for the swelling to go down. I did get paid for the full day though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

To visit a friend. Give him a hug for me ok?

To visit a friend. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Right now he's at work. Later, he'll be home... Hmmm... Maybe I'll go to Houston this weekend. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Head - Military cut or bald. I used to love a man with long hair, but damn! Bald men are just HOT! But, with the military cut, I can run my fingers through his hair. Body - Trimmed is fine OR as long as it's not a fucking forest, I'm cool with it. Manhood Region - I'd prefer at least trimmed. I don't want to have to go through the bushes to find what I'm looking for. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

HELL YA I'd rather be called a fucking whore than a frigid bitch! g Wow... That sounds almost good enough to be my new sig line! May I? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Good for you girl!!!! Hey, we all have to be good at SOMETHING, right? You wanted dirty little secrets, but that's not much of a secret anymore. Oh well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Not from what I've heard!!! g Not from what I know! edited to add: I'm a fucking whore. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Quite some time ago, when I was a wee little girl, my father was mowing the lawn one hot afternoon on his trusty ol' riding mower. My mother and I were in the kitchen making dinner when I hear the mower turn off, even though I KNEW he couldn't be done with the lawn. I look up and my father is running full-speed to the house, flailing around trying to take his shirt off. I went outside to see what the problem was when I realized... The outcome was not going to be good... He had aggravated a nest of yellow jackets, and they swarmed around him. When he finally got his shirt off, it was literally being lifted off the ground from the amount of those little bastards stuck inside of it. We got him inside and sat him down.. He said he was fine even though we KNEW he was stung numerous times and seemed to be uncomfortable. When he passed up my mother's infamous spaghetti dinner (his favorite), my mother decided to take him to the hospital. 51 stings later, he comes home in quite a bit of pain. Thankfully, he wasn't allergic or I'd be having to mow my parent's lawn from now on. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I will tell you that I did not put out for the boy who bought me flowers. I think he wanted me to though... I sent him and e-mail that started off like, "What? Do you really miss me THAT bad that you had to go out and buy me flowers?" His answer... "It was a nice gesture, and yes, I miss PART of you." Yea, I know what part he's missing, and he ain't getting it either. He fucked up, he knows he fucked up, and I'm not letting him off the hook that easily. I'll watch the boy squirm for a little while. But, I did tell him if he would have taken me dinner as well that I might have had wild, hot, passionate, monkey sex with him. I told him after I had eaten dinner of course. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You haven't sent me flowers either. Well, not flowers... Oh yeah. You can send as many of the other things as you'd like. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You haven't sent me flowers either. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

If you want it, they'll print it. Money can buy just about anything. That's not even funny. I have no idea how many things I've lost in that car. And, for it's size, it shouldn't be that much. But, remember, the last time I cleaned it out, it took me two hours and 57 empty cigarette boxes later, it was clean for about a week. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

PM me an address I can send them to. Maybe, I'll surprise you someday.

I've seen a ladybug print canopy and container, but cow? That's just weird. And Lisa - you'll have a cow soon enough. I told you... As soon as I receive her in the mail, I'll send her to you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

PM me an address I can send them to. Maybe, I'll surprise you someday.

No, but I'm a little biased when it comes to Russian vodkas. Once you have the real thing, it's hard to make the change. Did I mention one of the guys at my dropzone is Russian? As in... from Russia? There was a bottle of true Russian vodka for the New Year festivities at the dz.

Actually, vodka or rum works much better. I don't like tequila too much. I have a nice bottle of Zyr in my freezer that I am not drinking Make it Skyy, and I'll be on my way. Yup, I likes me a bottle of Skyy... Mmmm... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Note to self: Don't waste flowers on Shari; Just bring the tequila. Actually, vodka or rum works much better. I don't like tequila too much. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

That's really awesome. So, who is the person that is buying you these roses? He or she needs to be given a huge hug.

I'd worry if he bought me jewelry... I've only been seeing him for about a month and a half. And, I'm not that young... I'm at least in my 30's. I think the flowers were a nice gesture, but I'm still not putting out for him. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I just got flowers delivered to my office from a guy I was seeing that knows he fucked up. He knows he fucked up royally, so flowers aren't going to cut it, but I suppose it was a start. So guys (or girls)... What was the last (or main) reason you bought flowers for your girl (or guy for Keith)? Was it something you did? Something you were going to do? Something you wanted to do? Just because you loved her? Birthday? Anniversary? Girls... Why did you get flowers the last time? What did he (or did he not) do? Any special occasions? I'm just curious... Really... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself