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That is AWESOME news!

That's great news Andy! Hopefully, you'll wake up with a pulse EVERY morning until we meet again. I need a warm lap to straddle... Er... Sit in... er... Nevermind. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Because I can... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You'd be more than welcome at my place for a night, which is off of IH-35 (about 1.5 hours north of I-10, 3ish hours south of Dallas). But, if you decide you want to stay, I will say I have two inside dogs and an inside cat, so if you have allergies... I suggest you find somewhere else to stay... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Why not? I'd put up less of a struggle then. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Pictures in his boxers will work just fine for me. Hell, nekkid is good too. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Are you by chance allergic to peanuts? Or is it a nutritional value thing that I wouldn't understand? I LOVE Chick-fil-A... And there just so happens to be one right around the corner from me.

But for me - shorter than short (5'), younger than middle aged (30), not light brown hair (dark brown with natural red highlights), and don't weigh 135 (132.5 according to the doctor's scale yesterday)... I guess I'm too fat for my height (and this poll), but I have great boobies as well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

http://freechickenandcoke.com/ My boss just sent me the above link... Things that say "free" always come with a price, right? You can't have just the chicken and Coke... You have to have fries or fruit, in which those will cost you. Anyways, if you have a Chick-fil-A in your area, hop on the link and see if you're a "winner." I was.

Hugs to you and vibes to your kitty. When my kitty was ill, she had to have a series of tests including x-rays and an ultrasound, I didn't know how I'd afford to pay for it. My vet worked out a payment plan with me interest free, so you may try that if the CareCredit doesn't work out for you. Again... (((HUGS))) and (((VIBES))). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

well it wasn't quite an ad... more of a joke....and the word "desperate" adds some flavor to the joke... kinda... in a way... oh ok i'll change it You didn't need to change it. I'd go with ya, but I'm an old hag... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Nah... too short I'll take him. He's taller than my last Marine. Actually, he's taller than my last two Marines. Me likey a man in, then out of uniform!

I saw the movie this weekend. It reminded of me when I was that age... Very funny movie, and a MUST SEE! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Yummy! I like my Marines!! Young and vulnerable! Oh, and trainable too! But, suggestion.. Take "desperate" out of the ad. Makes you look... Well, desperate. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

That's the reason I didn't check on her. The police came in no time and brought the medics with them. If there hadn't been a notice on the door about three days earlier about houses and cars being broken in to, I might have gone to check on her, but I wasn't going to put myself in to a situation that I didn't feel safe doing. If she was close to the door or somewhere that I had a lighted visual of what was around me, things could have been different. But, what happened happened, and that's the end of the story. But seriously, checking on a drunk girl is not what this thread was about. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'm sorry if I got this wrong, but if this happened to you why didn't you just check if she was OK? The place where she was laying was fairly dark and it was 2 in the morning. For my own safety, I'm not going to approach anyone laying in my yard, in a non-lighted place at that early in the morning. I'd much rather have the police take care of it, in which they did. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

The cops came back today to take pictures of the damage she did when she smacked into the truck parked in the driveway. He said she was just really drunk and seemed to think our yard was a good place to crash. She was arrested and bailed out about 8 hours after the arrest. Along with criminal mischief charges, she was a very drunk minor... Not my problem now, but it wasn't a fun thing to have to call in... Not knowing if she was dead or just passed out. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I think being a cop has to be a dirty job... They should make him do that for one night... I should have video taped what went on at my house at 2 in the morning... How would you like to be the dispatcher that gets a call that starts off with someone saying, "Uh, yea, can you please dispatch an officer to (insert address here). There's a body of a girl laying in my yard. She's not moving, and I don't know her." So, maybe I should turn the TV on and watch Discovery. It'll get my mind off of everything that happened. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Looks like our group won some money. We had a few tickets with the bonus ball and two numbers. I haven't checked my tickets though. I know I didn't win the big time since the one of the winning tickets was sold in Houston, and the 250,000 prize was sold in San Antonio. Bastards. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

How'd that work out for you? I spent 0. It worked out quite well. Gotta love office pools. Yipee.

Ummm... It's not noon here anymore. How about a 2 o'clocker? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

It's on my "to do" list for lunch. That is if something else doesn't catch my attention before I get there. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Careful! She hasn't awakened to find the truth of it, or lack therof, yet. I couldn't find my phone!! I found it this morning and missed a call and a text damnit! And, even if no one pooped in my bed last night, it's happened before... Eeewwwww.... I still had a shitty day. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My tire is flat... I find a nail in it... Then, I realize the whole tire has been shredded... Discount Tire has a commercial that says "If you don't like our tires, please feel free to give it back." Can I throw their tire through the window and tell them to take it back? Will I get arrested? The old lady in the commercial had no problems, and they said "thank you" to her... I AM SO PISSED!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Some nights just suck more than others, and tonight just sucked. I had a nice relaxing night planned... I had an appointment for 1.5 hour massage, then I was going to come home, take a hot shower, and get some extra cirricular activities going... I get to the massage school, and the guy doing the massage was late... Not that big of a deal. I start on home, stop and get some food, I make a turn and uh-oh.. Something's not right... I pull over at a school and notice that my tire is flat. FUCK! I have a shit load of stuff in my trunk that I have to take out to get to the spare. I get to the spare, I have no jack... I call my parents to come bail me out since I didn't know the number to the USAA roadside assistance that I pay for. While I'm waiting for my dad, I start in on the food I ordered, and they fucked it all up. Now, I'm just getting pissed... I get home, and what the fuck? There's no hot water... OK, at least the extra cirricular activities will help... I lost my fucking phone and of course I don't have phone numbers memorized. GRRRR!!! OK... I'm going to try to get some sleep... If I can calm down. Cheese please? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself