sharimcm
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According to Action Air (SkyDance), bright colors fade quicker (ie. orange, yellow, neons), but because my rig is red and blue, I wouldn't know if that's true. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I kind of thought that too... Hey, I tried. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Here's a useless (well, tasteless joke)... What gets longer when pulled Fits between your boobs Inserts neatly in a hole, and Works best when jerked? Give up yet? A seatbelt!! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, I went and got a second opinion yesterday, and uh, well, this doctor said surgery is NOT the answer. Basically, he told me he thought it was something called "jumpers knee" (go figure)or "chondromalacia." He told me my shoes have something to do with some of the pain I was having as well. BUT, just to make sure it wasn't a tear of the menisci, he ordered an MRI, which is being done on Saturday. I felt much more comfortable with this doctor who took time to examine my knee, and ask questions rather than the last one who just wanted to cut in to my knee to see "what was going on." I'll keep y'all updated when I get the MRI results. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Congrats on the new tat girlie! I'd have to agree with you to a point that tattoos are addictive. I got my first one when I was 27, the second 2 years later, and the third about a few weeks ago. Piercings on the other hand... Well, I suppose their addictive as well, but I've run out of places I can pierce (or want pierced) and still look somewhat professional. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey Lisa... I'm very proud of you!
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Quote I read the tattoo on Shari's ass... I follow instructions well. See, I'm nekkid!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My ex wrote my name in the snow, and even dotted the "i." I was impressed... And we did take pictures. We don't get snow in Austin that often, so my name in the snow was a nice gesture while we were vacationing. Almsot better than a single stemmed rose. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Do you like my new micro mini? OK!!! I CHANGED MY MIND!!! PROSTATE RUBS ARE AWESOME!!! That's not PINK on my canopy, it's MANgenta!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yeah I agree too! That is so hot... anytime my hair is pulled, I melt....oh even the thought.... Unfortunately, I haven't had my hair pulled in a while, but it is HOT! Every time I think about it though, my memory always goes back to a karaoke bar in Arizona... Yeah, try teaching a very drunk guy how to pull your hair correctly. That was fucking hilarious (well, to me it was). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If that's the case, I'd be Buffy Creek Bend. I think I'll just stay with my stage name... Jazz... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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He is a cutie (the baby that is)!
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A friend gave me a free ticket for anywhere in the US and I flew from Austin to Tampa in February. If you're not looking to make it a complete skydiving trip, and want to go somewhere warm, go to Florida. One day you can be swimming with the manatees, the next you can be in Z-hills jumping. *Note - there are higher populations of manatees November thru March... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Making love? Yes... And it's most of the time, not all of it. You need to breathe heavy every now and again... Fucking like wild rabbits? Not really... Fucking a Marine? Oh, wait... Different topic there. Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's awesome! Keep it up!
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Mmmm... Young and trainable Marine. By the way, when are you coming back to the states, or are already here and I missed it? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'd have to go with "no" as the answer to that... I'll explain... This thread has been mainly be posted to by two hot females, and you... (I said mainly Chris)... So, basically, you are having a threesome, which is really nothing new in your case. I'm so much cooler online... ...I can have a 3 way chat with 2 women at one time... Looks like it's not the only 3-way you've had. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2815527;#2815527 If it's posted on the internet, it must be true! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'd have to go with "no" as the answer to that... I'll explain... This thread has been mainly be posted to by two hot females, and you... (I said mainly Chris)... So, basically, you are having a threesome, which is really nothing new in your case. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Actually, I wait until they're at least 22... I want to make sure I can LEGALLY get them drunk and take advantage of them... Or, if they wake up out of a drunken state at 3 in the morning next to my nekkid body, they can take advantage of me. Note to self: Bring alarm clock for next trip to TX... Hell, just stay at the Days Inn in Alvin, TX... You may have some dude ask for condoms outside your hotel room, you may have some maid who doesn't understand English or Spanish, and you may have a phone that will give you a wake-up call and keep ringing regardless of whether or not you want it to... Back to the stimulating conversation... It's is not STIPULATE, it is STIMULATE... Deal with it! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What a shame! But, I think I'll shut up and be naked by myself as well... Oh... Wait, I think I smuggled a vibrating cock ring back to Texas with me... Hmmm... I could text a cop with the last name of GOGO... Well, since there are no young military boys present... damnit, you leave those military boys alone... wait till they're 18! Actually, I wait until they're at least 22... I want to make sure I can LEGALLY get them drunk and take advantage of them... Or, if they wake up out of a drunken state at 3 in the morning next to my nekkid body, they can take advantage of me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What a shame! But, I think I'll shut up and be naked by myself as well... Oh... Wait, I think I smuggled a vibrating cock ring back to Texas with me... Hmmm... I could text a cop with the last name of GOGO... Well, since there are no young military boys present... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Why would I wanna dream about bangin' the energizer bunny? Because it has pink fuzzy ears ofcourse! Um... Come to think of it... I have a pink bunny tattooed on my ass... Hmmm... I'm wondering if there was a subliminal message I was trying to send out... Of course, it's Happy Bunny and not the Energizer Bunny, but it is a pink bunny. First picture is of it on my ass, second is what I printed for the tattoo artist. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, I'm still a virgin ... But, if I was to have wild, passionate, gorilla sex with the addition of a vibrating cock ring, I would make sure it was with a young, military boy with lots of stamina... If one of those was not available, I'd settle for a cop with the last name of "GOGO." He'd keep going, and going and going... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I got one of those calls once... I think the last time, I slept through the phone ringing.. SORRY TURTLE!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself