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Camera? Who said anything about a camera? What happens in Pittsburgh, stays in Pittsburgh... And, the only people who will know the REAL truth about how much trouble we'll get in to is popsjumper since we'll be calling him for bail!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

What? No pic yet? Oh come on... I guess you don't have the balls to do it! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

*DING*DING*DING* We have a winner! That's exactly what he's doing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

At work, I come across as a total bitch, but then again, I do collections, so yeah, I can see how I can make people unhappy. But just because I am a bitch to them doesn't mean I'm not personally happy. I love my job, and when I'm working I would say happiness level is 75% give or take. At home, I come across as a total bitch, but then again, I am. Depending on circumstances, I am usually about 90% happy at home. If I'm out doing something and I enjoy the company I am with, it's about 100% satisfaction. Yeah, I'm happy.

A friend of mine actually is in one of the greencard agreements. After the marriage, she had to apply for her card, and apparently they have to be married for two years before she can apply for the ten year card. Once she gets the 10-year, they can get divorced. In the mean time, he's living under the same roof to show "proof" if the INS was to investigate, but it's strictly a roommate situation. It's kind of odd, but whatever. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My dog is chipped and has a tattoo, but it's only to show that she is spayed. Is that what kind of tattoo y'all are talking about? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I work for a book publisher in Texas... But, I know nothing about publishing a book. I'm the accountant, so I have no clue what the "consultants" do. PM me if you want the number and/or website to where I work. Good luck!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Kris - I am so sorry to hear the news. You know, as well as Anakin, that you gave him the best life you could. After losing my baby girl (Crayon) from her battle with cancer and pancreatitis, I know how you feel. I lost my good friend Dave on St. Patty's Day of this year (canopy collision). As much as he loved animals, I'm sure he's giving Crayon and Anakin all the attention they crave. In the meantime, love Indy as much as you can. Our time is too short with our pets. Again, sorry for your loss. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I sleep naked all the times...but no sexual dreams. However, there something about satin sheets that's very slipery & arousing. I'm easily aroused when I sleep in satin sheets. This happen to anyone else? I sleep nekkid most of the time. I suppose it depends on where I sleep that night. I also have satin sheets on my bed, and oh my... That was not a dream... That was a reality!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

No, You First! Let's work together! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Eat me NOW! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Please don't hate me, but my three words... Vibrating Cock Ring "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Animals should be euthanized to prevent unnecessary pain and suffering for the animal, not because the pet is suddenly inconvenient or owner doesn't feel like paying the bill for the pet's care. When you adopt an animal, you take on responsibility for the animal's care, and the responsibility to make the best choices for the animal, and I take my responsibility to my pets seriously. Sometimes the best choices for the animal are expensive, but if that expense isn't a responsibility you are willing to take on, owning a pet probably isn't the right choice for you. Amen. I spent about 7K on my kitty trying to get her better. She lived four years after her diagnosis of pancreatitis and kidney failure, but unfortunately, she passed away from a totally different disease (lymphoma). I could never put a price tag on the happiness she brought me, so 7K was nothing. Yea, I'm still paying for it to this day, but it doesn't bother me. Good luck with Anakin!

Can he be put on blood thinners or something like that to keep it from clotting? I'm sure you asked all the questions... I'm sorry to hear about your baby. I hope he pulls through. (((((VIBES))))) to you and Anakin. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You must show EMOTION when you're ballroom dancing! Now DANCE!! With EMOTION! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I never ask a man how many people he has slept with because I seriously don't want to know the answer. The only question I would have is "was it safe?" No glove, no love baby! Especially if it's a new partner. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I didn't think so... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Are we talking about THIS Lisa? Oh, and me? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You mean PAIN meds... He does take Advil for pain... At least I think that was the little blue pill I gave him the last time he was in Texas. Oh... Maybe that, um... Nevermind. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I've been on quite a few pain meds in the past couple of years. From Mepergan Fortis (awesome shit - I was told it was close to morphine) to Darvocet to Tylenol with Codeine to Vicodin. I'll take the Mepergan Fortis over them all. I have an allergic reaction and a very insane case of the hiccups when I take Vicodin... Vicodin is OUT of the question for me. No thanks! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Isn't that what they make supply closets for? At least that's what E.R. and Grey's Anatomy would have us believe. Most people get lunch breaks as well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Oh please, how self-centered can she be? Just another reason why *I* am going and not her. I didn't want to interfere with her wedding that isn't even until next year sometime. Another thing though... She got pissy with me when I told her I was going... She said that I was trying to get out of my "maid of honor" duties... My sister has issues. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My sister is not the most resposible person. When my mother asked her is she wanted to fly to Pitts to help pick up my grandmother, my sister threw a temper tantrum asking why they asked HER first. So, my mother asked if I would go, so I said sure. When my mother told my sister she needed to help me get my grandmother home and settled, my sister went on about an hour tangent about how busy she was and that helping me would ruin her wedding planning. Note - her wedding is in JUNE 2008... This is NOVEMBER of 2007... she's too busy to help my grandmother, but if she's not careful, my grandmother won't be around for her wedding. Too busy? What the fuck ever. Note - she's the oldest, so maybe THAT is why they asked her first. In a "normal" situation, my parent's would have asked me first to help because they know she wouldn't help if they asked (but she'd get all put out if they didn't call her). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

It kind of sounds like ick. My betta fish had that when I first bought him, but he's all better now. I took the most pathetic looking fish hoping I could save at least one little fishies life... I took him home, treated his water, a couple of weeks later, he was a happy betta. I've had him for 10 months now. Good luck with the fishy!

I've been told by my parents that I'll just be getting in the way if I'm there. They are going to be there a few days before me to box up her whole apartment and get it cleaned up. My parents suggested I find something to do Thursday and/or Friday nights. On Saturday, my cousin (who I don't know) will be having a birthday party for her daughter, so even though I don't know her or her daughter, I am going to go. This is my dad's side of the family, and just a little insight... They are not close AT ALL, so I've been kept from the craziness of their family feuding. For my grandmother, she's 85. She can't walk far (if at all) and will complain if you try to take her anywhere so according to my parents, taking her out is a bit of a challenge. When she comes home to Texas, she will be with me every day for a few months. I'll be taking care of her and making what's left of her life a little more comfortable. We'll have a lot of time to talk then. I'm just trying to have a little bit of fun since I had to take off work and use my "vacation" time to go up there. When I say *had*, my mother bought the flights telling me she couldn't fly me up on Friday or Saturday because of the price of the tickets. She said she thinks I would be able to find something to do, which she's right. I can find trouble to get in to just about anywhere. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself