sharimcm

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  1. Y'all have fun and Kathleen - make sure you hug him for me. What! You're not coming?! Nah... I don't think I'll be there. I could change my mind, but right now, it's pretty set. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. Of course he is. Lisa knows me well enough..maybe I am not up to date on the names of it..uhumm them....he he I'd like to see the boobies back as well. I'm very upset she took that away. It was a beautiful show! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. My cat LOVES the rings of the milk as well as plain bottle caps. Any cap will do... Dr. Pepper, beer, water... Whatever. As long as it came off a bottle, she'll play with it. I did find that she LOVES Heineken. She will take great care in making sure that EVERY last drop was licked off the cap before she starts to play with it. I love it. My cat's a beer lover! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  4. Hey, someone else may get their chance to be on top of the whore.. Enjoy it while you can! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. I have The Siamese Cat song from Lady and the Tramp on my phone (MP3). Others include Kokomo, If You Like Pina Colada, Hollaback Girl, Baby Got Back and Move It. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. May I have the fucking whore award for 2007? I passed the torch late last month... PLEASE?! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  7. Y'all have fun and Kathleen - make sure you hug him for me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  8. I honestly think women cheat more than men. And, I don't think most women would admit to anyone that they cheated, if they had. I'll admit it. I cheated on my ex when I was 18 to get back at him for cheating on me. After the act, I had way too much guilt to EVER do it again. I have been faithful until the end with anyone who stepped in to my life after that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. Sweet! I'm manipulative, but in a charming way. I'm the baby of the family, but since I only have one sibling (older sister), the middle man or only categories don't apply to me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. He is so handsome!! I rescued two dogs from a kill shelter a few years ago, and 'rescued' a feral cat from an unknown fate about a year ago. The dogs are awesome, and the cat... Well, she's a cat, but she has adjusted well to a 'home life.' She 'yells' at me as soon as I walk in the door, and rarely leaves my side if I'm home. By the way, I think Velo is a great name!!
  11. Cops? Did someone say cop? Where? Mmmm... Bacon!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. Temple and Aggieland are open only on the weekends unless things have changed recently. I have no clue about Spaceland. Have a good time while you're driving through. Be careful out there. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. Was she sober when she said yes? Congrats to the two of you!
  14. sharimcm

    Mona LisaH

    My phone is dead. As soon as it's charged, I'll call and snort in your ear babe. Miss you! Wow... That's hot... Happy New Year to you!!
  15. Since the 'proper' etiquette is to never congratulate a bride... "BEST WISHES FOR THE TWO OF YOU."
  16. sharimcm

    Mona LisaH

    I was going to mention that, but you beat me... to posting that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. Imagine that... Oh yeah... But, I don't always get my way... Just most of the time I do. Mmmm... Bacon!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. Unattainable? Damn, that means I can't even mention hot, gorilla sex with a cop in this thread. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. BACON!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. A cop if I can have my way! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. How ya' doin'? Walt You should probably get a Rent-a-Cop uniform and try again. Walt, you have much better chances in a Fed Ex uniform Not with me though. I like my man in a cop uniform (well, if he's a cop). Oh my... Just thinking about it is making me all horny... Gotta go... Gotta make a call. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. How ya' doin'? Walt You should probably get a Rent-a-Cop uniform and try again. Mmmm... Bacon!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  23. Hey Mr. Asshole Walt... HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!! Damn. You're old now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. I don't mind giving... And, I don't ask for reciprocation either. If I want to suck a dick, I'll suck a dick... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself