sharimcm
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And the hottie, Hans is as well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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WOOHOO!! Texas baby!!!
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OK Turtle... To answer your question... I'll come to your place this weekend, give you a blow job, let you cum in my mouth, and then we'll kiss... Mmmmkay? You can find out for yourself if you think you taste good. Better yet, give *me* the blow job then kiss Turtle.
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Damn. Hug one corpse and ya' get labelled for life. The corpse I hugged (Dave) was not married but I'm pretty sure that I scored *zero* points with his sister who was there and saw the casket slide. Walt It got you *zero* points from me... It did however make for a great story to tell my co-workers, other jumpers, random strangers, etc. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You can't really call dibs but you can put your bid in early. Walt Does hugging the stiff earn ya any points with the widow? ..I'm just sayin' I was wanting so BADLY to ask Walt that question.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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OK Turtle... To answer your question... I'll come to your place this weekend, give you a blow job, let you cum in my mouth, and then we'll kiss... Mmmmkay? You can find out for yourself if you think you taste good. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I know I am, but we're talking about J here. I could be wrong, but that kind of looks like my ear and one of my devil horns. And, I do have some weird effect on some people. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, *hopefully* it will turn in to a YES, and we'll see you in Reno! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'd ban you just because I could. After I banned you, I would have someone send you a PM stating that there were some awesome boobies threads and they're sorry that you had to miss out. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Good question. I'd be asleep before I could kiss her anyway. Walt Go back to sleep, Walt. Not even in your wildest dreams would anyone want to give you a blow job, much less do it long enough for you to blow a wad. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If you kiss her after you have been carpet munching, what's the difference of her kissing you after you throw a load in her mouth after sucking your dick? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If you just HAVE to have it, and NOW, you're more than welcome to drive to Austin and take mine. I give my Parachutists to my dentist when I'm through reading them. I only kept one issue, and that was the one with my name printed in it... But, you're welcome to it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm sure quite a few people have the same face. We may not be related by blood, but we all have one thing in common... We're dz.commers. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I was in Las Vegas on vacation. We were leaving that day, flying back to Austin. The plane was being diverted in a different direction for safety precautions. The whole Southwest crew including the pilot said a few words regarding the tragedy. They're definitely remembered, and not forgotten. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Nevermind. I went to Chick-fil-A. I had to go to the bank that is almost right next door, so it was easy to get there. Mmmm... Chick-fil-A... Now I need a side of bacon! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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At least you'll be getting (or giving) protein... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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OK... You just changed my mind to Wendy's. Their parking lot/location is fucked up, but I suppose I can try to attempt it. Yes, I judge what I will have by the parking lot/drive-thru. If it's not convenient, I'm not going. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I got mine yesterday. Be patient my friend. It will come. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I haven't decided what I want to eat for lunch. It's a toss-up between Schlotzsky's, Chick-fil-A or Taco Bell. So, what are y'all having? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I wish somebody would jump my ass. And other parts too... I can't jump this weekend. I gotta save my money for snow skiing next week.
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True... Nothing in life is free. I learned that a long time ago. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yeah, yeah... But, I was 17 at the time, and my parents refused to buy me another car. My dad 'loaned' me his '87 Honda Civic Hatchback after that when I finally talked him in to letting me trade it in for an '89 Pontiac Sunbird. My taste in cars back then was basically 'cheap' and not reliability. But, I have to think back on it and wonder how in the hell I survived that accident. That piece of shit Omni did quite well hitting a deer at 80mph, flipping once, and coming to an abrupt stop by hitting a tree. If I was going to total a car, I was going to do it in style! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I hit a deer once going about 80mph... It totaled my '85 Dodge Omni. When the cop arrived at the scene he told me, "Well. I think you killed him. When we found a 9-point buck with his head up his ass, we knew it had to be the accident scene." I hate deer. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So, in plain English that means we're going to the casinos for the free drinks? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself