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  1. Looking at that Line up... I think I might be looking at flights myself. Came I come play too? The more, the merrier. Come on with yo' bad self. That line-up is for the first weekend (8th-10th). Walt and I are flying in on the 7th, flying out on the 11th. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. Ok, so snow skiing on Saturday... McBeth, Deedy, Walt and me. Hopefully Bubbles and LisaH can make it that weekend too. I'd love to get LisaH on a pair of skis. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. Post whore in training – grannyinthesky Most disgusting attachments – billyvance most posts with attachments sent to the recycle bin - billyvance Cutest couple – brains & fireflytx Cutest gay couple – turtle & jelloj Biggest asshole – not allowed to pick anyone cause that would technically be a PA but if I could pick someone it would be Wildblue DZcommers I’d most like to see in a death match – cocheese & squeak Best virtual hugger – jumper03 DZcommer I most wanna meet – lisah best online kisses - LisaH Best stories ever - twardo Cutest post attachements – mike neal Hottest nun – swedishcelt Hot dzcom guy im secretly in love with – diablopilot Most Missed living .commer – Sudsyfist Guy who thinks he’s an asshole but is actually a big sweetie – waltappel DZ.com's most facetious bitch – Sartre best thread killer - upndownshop & tmaricle55 Best DD responder - RevJim (on top of the fucking whore now) fucking whore award – sharimcm Susan Lucci award – muenkel Most willing to lick ice cream from my cleavage – Skydemon Most romantic date planner – FFF Hottest gay guy I would love to attempt to make straight – keith Best motivater to stick with working out - Acme Best I call myself a stalker but I ain't - Sunshine Biggest shit-stirrer - skinnyshrek All-time Recycle Bin King - freeflir29 Best lap to sit in - popsjumper Wobbliest couple - brianfry & flygirl BEST BOOBIES - MCBETH & SHELL666 Dzcommer i'd love to play doctor with - wildcard451 How does she put up with mnealtx award? - boinky worst use of golf references - futuredivot Most argumentative in a comedy - amazon Most vocal about her hatred of evil corn - amazon Best rum runners - MikeForsythe OK, Sunny has asked me to help update the list during the day, so if you have suggestions, let me know.
  4. I'd rather my cabana boy be in me, not something in my cabana boy. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. Hey, someone else may get their chance to be on top of the whore.. Enjoy it while you can! Hell, I'm not on the list, nor can I think of a single even semi-good reason to get on the list, but can I be under the whore, please? Sorry, but I put you on top of me. You are the best responder of drunk dials. Well, at least for me and another unnamed skydiver chick. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. Most updated - Post whore in training – grannyinthesky Most disgusting attachments – billyvance most posts with attachments sent to the recycle bin - billyvance Cutest couple – brains & fireflytx Cutest gay couple – turtle & jelloj Biggest asshole – not allowed to pick anyone cause that would technically be a PA but if I could pick someone it would be Wildblue DZcommers I’d most like to see in a death match – cocheese & squeak Best virtual hugger – jumper03 DZcommer I most wanna meet – lisah best online kisses - LisaH Best stories ever - twardo Cutest post attachements – mike neal Hottest nun – swedishcelt Hot dzcom guy im secretly in love with – diablopilot Most Missed living .commer – Sudsyfist Guy who thinks he’s an asshole but is actually a big sweetie – waltappel DZ.com's most facetious bitch – Sartre best thread killer - upndownshop Best DD responder - RevJim (on top of the fucking whore now) fucking whore award – sharimcm Susan Lucci award – muenkel Most willing to lick ice cream from my cleavage – Skydemon Most romantic date planner – FFF Hottest gay guy I would love to attempt to make straight – keith Best motivater to stick with working out - Acme Best I call myself a stalker but I ain't - Sunshine Biggest shit-stirrer - skinnyshrek All-time Recycle Bin King - freeflir29 Best lap to sit in - popsjumper edited to add RevJim is now on top of the fucking whore. J, you shouldn't have complained! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  7. Best Leg Humper - popsjumper -or- Best lap to sit in - popsjumper "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  8. BWAHAHAHA!! Sorry... What were you saying? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. I spoke to my mortgage lender yesterday about "options" of what needs to be paid off and by when to get a few extra thousand dollars added on to my "authorization to build." She mentioned a few things of how to build the FICO score back up, then said, "whatever you do, DO NOT do any type of credit counseling." She said it was worse than bankruptcy. Basically, my question is does anyone have personal experiences with this? I've decided not to do it and pay things off on my own, but I'm curious to know if what she said was true. Thanks!!
  10. Ummm... No... I like it the way it is. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. That's just awesome! I wish it would snow here. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. So, that means you're jumping too? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. I suppose we're taking over Deedy's place in February and making our own plans without consulting her first... But, here are some details. Feb 7 to 11 - Walt and Shari will be going to Reno for my pre-birthday celebration (Feb 12). We will be staying with a friend (not Deedy). We plan on getting at least one day of skiing in (hopefully Friday), and the rest is up in the air. I've been told by a couple other jumpers that they may try to make it there (like ladyskydiver - nudge) that weekend... Depending on time and how many drinks I have consumed, I will be making a nekkid plunge in to Lake Tahoe. Feb 29 to March 2 - LisaH and cocheese will be visiting. LisaH said she will be jumping nekkid in to Lake Tahoe, so bring your cameras. I'm not sure who else will be there, but I'm sure there will be more than those two. NOTE: I will be willing to split/share costs for a room with someone for one night. I was originally going to rent a room for myself at one of the casinos so I can get my gambling fix in, but I'd love to save some cash, so I can spend more... So, come one, come all. Let's invade Deedy's!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. Manatees -- Crystal River, FL. Very gentle creatures, They would surround you, and if you rubbed their bellies they would turn over on their backs and enjoy it. Best to mention it's better to schedule your trip November to March at the latest. It's the breeding time for manatees, and they're out in larger numbers. The first time I went was in July 2005 and I saw just a couple. The last time I went was in February 2007, and they were out in HUGE numbers. The ones on my last trip were much more social than the ones I saw in July. Here's the url to the tour company I would definitely recommend... http://www.manateetours.com/ Captain Hank rocks! edited to mention: MAKE HOTEL RESERVATIONS if you plan on staying overnight. You do NOT want to stay at the Bates Motel. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. It's time for me to go home... I'm done working today. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. It looks like y'all were having some fishy fun!
  17. Jesus loves you... Everybody else thinks you're an asshole... You're such a low-life, you don't deserve the steam off of my piss. I know I said I loved you, but I lied... It was the alcohol talking... I know I said you were the best sex ever, but I lied. It was the drugs talking and I needed them to fuck you. It's better for someone to THINK you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it... OK, I'll stop now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. note to self.... bring candles on trip to Reno. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. WOOHOO!! Party at Deedy's February 8th - 10th. I guess I should probably run that by her first, but... Nah, she'll be OK with it. Walt and I will be invading Reno regardless... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. My favorite movie quote from all times is, Dante: 37... My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks... Customer (quizzical voice): In a row? Yeah, I loved Clerks... Sorry. Back to your regularly scheduled post whoring... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. Then come the first weekend of February. edited to say: February 8-10, the second weekend. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. Just be there the weekend of Feb. 8-10 instead. You can meet Walt and me... And Deedy...
  23. DAYUUMMMMM....... I'll have to remember that one! Be a great one to tell my ex husband!!!! I have more where that came from... What's the difference between a you and a dildo? You are a real DICK. Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your next date... And people think I was lying when I said I was a cynical, bitter, cold-hearted bitch... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. What do you have me in your phone as? Maybe I don't want to know... Nevermind. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself