sharimcm

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  1. I honestly think that old women smell more like pee than old men. There must be a specific piss perfume sold only to ladies over 65 that they slather all over their bodies. Ewww... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. That bites. I liked that show. I also like Moonlight too... I hope they don't cancel that one. I'm not sure what station it is on though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. I'm sort of in the same situation... Overworked and underfucked. I'm going to try to leave the office early today. I have a phone call I have to make. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  4. Because I work with a bunch of immature people, I've done the following: My boss got a kick out of my saying "I like your style." I have no clue as to why... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. I loved this thread because he knew something was up between another .commer and myself. I don't know HOW he knew, but he did. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. The CEO of the company I work for ROCKS!! In his lavishly furnished office, in the corner stands a life-size Homer Simpson (of course Homer makes all the decisions). On top of him just letting us go a few hours early because the weather is nice and supplying us with jackets and blankets for the winter, he's a truly genuine, funnier than hell, awesome, former Marine, one helluva boss!
  7. Fly free Lee! Brandy - although I don't think I've ever met you, I am so sorry for your loss. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  8. This really hurts... I met Lee for the first time at SkyFest 2005 when he was elected to do my SCR video. A couple of months later, I went to Atlanta and saw that fat bastard again. A couple of years later, Lee was there when I needed someone to talk to after an incident at Dublin. He was absolutely the most amazing man I met. I wish it wasn't true. Blue Skies Lee! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. I *KNOW* she wouldn't want to have a shitty time, so probably not. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. I totally agree with you on that... I actually think they look cuter without their ears clipped. On a side note - I thanked my best friend for not clipping the ears or cutting the tail on her pitbull pup. Foxy looks just fine the way she was born. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. Have a happy birthday Cora!! Love ya girlie!!
  12. Dear Walt - Approximately how many cocks may I grab in one night at the dropzone before it looks like I'm that girl going around checking for the "proper fit?" "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. He is adorable, but you went from a snake to snake food... What's his name? You can name him Jumper. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. * When you are at the DZ. * When you are drunk. *When your drunk AT the DZ... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. I don't have a Christmas tree, so my wish is to find one specific unmentionable dz.commer nekkid in my bed with me. Mmmm... Hey Deedy - remember that I'll be in Reno in February... Hope you'll be around. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. I'm so sorry Cora!! Hope you're feeling a little better. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. Wow... Congrats Andy! You did well... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. I was in love with my ex for quite a while after we broke up. We stayed in contact over the years, and just recently he kept asking me to go to dinner with him or do something. I guess persistance pays off since we're back together after 14+ years. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. Hey now... Don't be taking ALL the credit! I think my ass was in that picture as well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. My vet is HOT!! But, I would never consider having sex with him or his patients... Not even in my wildest dreams! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. WATCH OUT PITTSBURGH!! We'll be there tomorrow!
  22. I second that notion. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  23. Mmmm... I think that you've got the right idea. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. Happy birthday Sherm! Love ya man!!
  25. Well, since we may need that $1000 for bail this weekend, I definitely voted. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself