sharimcm

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  1. Sounds like you need to go on a second date. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. Do we have any proof that turtle actually has a dick? Good point there... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. Nope. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  4. I think I'll go home and sleep. Yup. Looks good. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. There... Fixed it to my liking. Fuckin' COPS! I support my local police(man)! Cops need loving too! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. There... Fixed it to my liking. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  7. You're an awesome person Kris! Thank you for helping the little guy out.
  8. Since I already HAD the flu this year, I think I'm now immune... I'm feeling better day by day. My fever finally broke this morning. As for next year, no flu shot for me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. My dad had a pet skunk when he was growing up as well. He said it was descented, but like ferrets, it still had somewhat of a foul smell. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. How about, "I'm pregnant"? Walt That wasn't a lie! I promise... It's yours!! cocheese said we had to have twins this year, so when you were sleeping the other night... I took advantage of mini-Walt. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. After battling this nasty flu bug for the past 4-6 days, and countless people telling me, "You should've gotten a flu shot," I just wanted to know how many people really did that... A few years ago, I got my first and last flu shot... I got SO sick and refused to ever get one again. This year, my wonderful aunt obviously gave me the flu, and I'm not sure what was worse... Not getting the shot and getting sick or getting the shot and getting sick... Either way, it's time for my daily 4 hour nap. I think my fever is down to 101 now, so I think I'm good. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. My cat is prancing around me, rubbing herself all over my clean clothes, purring, and licking me all at the same time. Change that... She just found something to play with... Or something to break... Either way, she found something else to do with her time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. I remember we had a two-tone blue Mercury Zephyr. I also remembered it was hit by a big rig and didn't fair too well. I can't remember what car came next... Either the Dodge Dynasty or the Honda Civic Hatchback... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. sharimcm

    Dog Names

    Umbra - moon's shadow Java - if you like coffee "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. sharimcm

    Dog Names

    Actually, I think that one's pretty good, though I'd modify it to "kitty". With a little luck, the dog will get positive reinforcement for coming when called on a regular basis. She says "Come here kitty" and if he does, he gets to chase the cat that was also answering the call. Blues, Dave Nice! I like it! But, it's not my dog... I will see her this weekend, so hopefully there will be a name picked out before then. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. sharimcm

    Dog Names

    I like Bark Bark... You have a cat named Mouse, so maybe you should name the new addition Cat... Cats chase mice... Dogs chase cats... Yeah, I know it's stupid, but no one else said it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. Yeah, maybe you should post it... Just to let you know, we can get in to trouble in Texas!! These cowboys aren't as stupid as the guys we came across in Pennsylvania! If you even want call them guys... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. Hey beautiful! I now have a Canon somethingrather. It's a 7.1mp digital, which is equivalent to 35mm film quality when printed. I know nothing about it other than that, but I do think it's user-friendly. I loved my Sony, but it was 2.0 and dropped a few times, so it was time for it to be retired. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. I think I have a picture of that. Oh wait... Maybe it was you doing the sign language to us. Good luck Kat!! You'll do fine.
  20. sharimcm

    Juno

    I thought it was a pretty good movie. I went a few weeks ago. Very original. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. Amen to that. I don't text unless it is personal. I'm not wasting my text numbers (I don't have unlimited) to send the same message to a number of people. Fuck that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. I got the same text message a few days ago from Broke. I deleted it. I'm no longer in the mood to show my boobies... Oh wait... I guess I should change my avatar.. Nah, I kind of like that picture! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  23. Hmmm... Yes, the tour DOES sound like fun. BUT, since I'm not going to be in Reno the last weekend in February, I'll have to go to Cali sometime to go to the Pleasure Chest instead. Besides, we'll be having too much fun to think of going to a real toy store. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. Awww... I didn't want to make it seems like a competition or a popularity contest. Some can make it the first option, others can make it the second. It's a good thing to have choices. Poor Deedy though. Now that it's been made "public" the only thing she can do to get out of it is to make sure no one knows where she lives. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself