sharimcm
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Straight guys: Be honest. Do you *enjoy* giving oral to a woman?
sharimcm replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
Walt - I will never call you again... Ever... But, to answer the poll, there are men who *say* they enjoy doing it whether she gets off or not without reciprocation, so just believe them. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'll buy you a jump when you head to Temple, Aggieland, and/or Spaceland. Hell, I might even jump with you. You can always go to Skydive San Marcos as well. I think they have an Otter out there. Temple and Aggieland are Cessna dropzones. If you need a place to stay, let me know. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Awww... I just talked to you on Christmas and you sounded like you were fine... Is this just some plot to get some cabana boys? If it is, I think I might do the same trick. I hope you feel better soon!! I'm no cabana boy, but I'd make you some of my chicken noodle soup if you were anywhere close to me.
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Santa was a jackass this year. I guess I was a really bad girl. Yes, he did bring me one wild night of mind-boggling sex with my cop of choice, but he also brought me another fucking car repair bill. On my way home from my cop's house, my car crapped out... Four hours of wasted time stranded on the side of the road with a dead cell phone, a $65 tow truck bill, and a fucked up car.. No, I think I was on Santa's shit list. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Walt is NEVER serious! A man who wears tie dye and camo out in public is not a person who actually means what he says. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh, that reminds me...here's the picture from my wedding I said I had taken for you guys. Maybe it will help in your endeavor. That is a beautiful necklace!! That's what the picture was of, correct? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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But you still like your booty calls, dontcha? Uh, yeah... I kind of like the fact that I can get up and leave right afterwards and not have to lay there and cuddle. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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People do change. I used to be sweet and innocent, got married, then divorced. Now I'm a cynical, bitter, and cold-hearted bitch... But, it's all good. I have my circle of friends that will still put up with me. side note - I do collections at work, so I kind of hard to have a cold heart. You purchase it, you pay for it regardless of whatever is going on in your life. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What I really want for Christmas is for my car to be paid off. Two more months though, and that title will be all mine.
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Which DZ.commer do you fantasize about the most?
sharimcm replied to antifnsocial's topic in The Bonfire
I'll have to think about this for a while... I already lived out a fantasy or two with the .commer of my choice... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
When it happened to me a few years ago, the dumbass set up phone service, paid his child support and a traffic ticket, bought a couple of things off the internet and bought about $4500 out in gift cards before I realized something was wrong. I had filed a police report when I noticed the charges coming through. Seven months after, the police FINALLY got to my investigation, but told me it was too late to catch the guy. Thankfully, I wasn't responsible for any of the charges because a police report had been filed. Merry fucking Christmas. Watch yourself out there. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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When I lived in an apartment, I had the landline for the same reason... DSL... The cable company wanted quite a bit more per month than what my total phone/DSL bill was. I had a phone plugged in to it, but when it rang, I knew it was a wrong number. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Because I get shitty reception in my living room, I sometimes have to use the land line. And, I also don't have unlimited minutes, but I do have millions of rollover, so that's really not the issue. It's more the reception and dropping calls sitting on the couch that pisses me off. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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One specific .commer (no names) did that shit to me. I was on my way to work, picked up my mail, opened the card, and what do you know? All this fucking confetti went EVERYWHERE... I had it in my clothes, in my purse, on the seats and floor of my car... I was NOT happy. My birthday was in February and still to this day I can't get all that damn confetti out of my car... Just so she knows - paybacks are a bitch... I'm with you skymama... Glitter sucks. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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All mechanical... Front rotors, front wheel bearing, radiator, radiator fan, thermostat, temp sensors for the radiator and computer, oil plug, oil change and labor. All this after having to buy new tires due to a blow out. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I just paid over 1K in car repairs, so I suppose it could be worse. I suppose those are entirely my fault as well. I drove the car. Doesn't make a merry Christmas very merry... Sorry to hear that! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hmmm... That just gave me an idea. I think I'll support our local police force this holiday season. I gotta make a phone call. I'm sure someone will be thanking you for the post. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Bandit looks alot like our Stitch. There is something about catahoula eyes...piercing eyes Zodiac has marble eyes... They're blue and brown mixed. Bandit has one speck of blue in one of his eyes, but mostly they're just big and brown. They're good pups. Very loyal. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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that's a mix I attached a picture of two pups.. Zodiac is my dog, and Bandit is my parent's... They are both from the same litter. Zodi is basically a basset hound with short ears and Bandit is a catahoula with long ears. They're good pups, but my dog is a killer. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You know you had fun yesterday! There are pics to prove it. So, where are the pics? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm in the Austin area, and I REALLY want one, but my Basset/Catahoula would probably rip another dog apart. She goes after any dog she sees. If they were kittens, yeah, I could do that. She loves cats... And not for breakfast. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Pics? You want pics? I got your pic right here buddy! Oh, and yes, that is me... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You're not fooling us...you just like playing with the nightstick!!! Ummm... Maybe... As long as he shows me how to use it! Oh wait.. This is a dominatrix thread... I'll show HIM how to use it... On me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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MMM... I'll take the cop please. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself