sharimcm

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  1. Hey... You had your chance, but you were tired. But, then again, I was tired to, so it wouldn't have worked out well. And, we would have had an audience... There's always next time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. She's flying... Flights are CHEAP on Southwest Airlines. Or so I hear... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. PM sent. Blues, Dave Wow - you are a sick fuck! And that's why we love him so much! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  4. Ditto, you stole my line... but we can share!! OK - So now we have TWO that need to confess lying. Ok Turtle I must confess I've been a naughty girl and must be punished May I spank you? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. Well... I went to a kind-of trade school. I went through and completed the massage therapy program and passed the state board shortly after. As for 'real' college, I haven't been, but I told my boss yesterday I was considering night classes to become a CPA. I would do it for personal growth instead of professional growth. I make more now than I have in the past with no college degree and I make more than others in the same field. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. Come visit me next. I miss your boobies against mine while straddling a cannon! We so should have been kicked out of that museum! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  7. So far, I count about 4 sets of boobies coming the first weekend. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  8. Well, there has been quite a bit of interest concerning trips to Reno. There are two 'parties' that Deedy was involuntarily elected to have. The first weekend is my pre-birthday celebration (Feb. 8-10).
  9. Those cows did awesome! Eat Mor Chikin! I love Chick-fil-A!
  10. I like going to my dentist because as soon as I walk it the door he offers me a shot of tequila or a beer. As far as the hot secretary... Well, I'm not that in to chicks, so I'll stick to a sexy skydiver I know. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. I have an awesome picture of my ass that I took myself. Well, I think it's awesome. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. sharimcm

    I Have a Cat.

    I second that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. sharimcm

    Dog Names

    Her name is Kat. Well, it was when I was there last weekend. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. SOME men with a shaved head can look hot. YOU are one of them. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. I'll post pictures, but only with Sunny's permission. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. Walt... You're just jealous because I won't fuck you because you don't shave your head. Even if you did shave your head, I doubt you'd get the chance. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. I'm dealing with doctors who don't know what's wrong with me, so I feel your pain (not literally of course). Perhaps you should have a doctor take an x-ray of your throat and see if there's something permanently logded in it? Get a second opinion... Or third... Or fourth... Someone should know what to do. At least I thought so... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. You say that as if having a veneral disease is a *bad* thing! Walt It pays the bills. Good point. For you, VD is a blessing... For me, VD would be a curse. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. I'm kind of glad that you were trying to abbreviate Happy Valentine's Day and not saying have a Happy Venereal Disease. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. Huge girls need loving too... note: and no, I'm not even close to being huge "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. I sold my 2006 Honda Civic last July without a title in hand. I told the girl it was financed and she'd have to wait a few days for the title. I offered to take her to the bank with me and I would go pay the loan off and pick up the title (some banks won't allow you to pick it up), but she was cool with it. If the person you're selling it to is a shady character, he/she may not want to wait for the title. Good luck!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. Tell the person you're selling the car to that it has a lien on it. Once the loan is paid for, they'll release the title. Piece of cake... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself