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  1. sharimcm
    Here I am... Just hanging... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'm back in the 70's, man... Like my 'fro? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, it's where some of the most spectacular B.A.S.E. jump launchpoints in the world resides... Edited to add: I typed it that way because I HATE automated hyperlinks... My head hurts even worse after reading your response. Oh well. I know what cures headaches. Guess I should make a call to my cop. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Everyone in the office where I work says 'balls' except me. I even heard the CEO say it this morning. I just say 'shit.' It's easier IMO. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    My head hurts after trying to read that... Who gives a fuck where Scandanavia is? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'm not at liberty to discuss any details. I can tell you though...that it's NOT me. This could end Baaaaaaaaa dly. Oh shit... a sheep-fucker just procreated? OK, who did Clay knock-up? I would imagine his fiance... there might be hell to pay if not... I'm a little out of the loop... I didn't even know he was seeing anyone! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'm not at liberty to discuss any details. I can tell you though...that it's NOT me. This could end Baaaaaaaaa dly. Oh shit... a sheep-fucker just procreated? OK, who did Clay knock-up? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Job search?

    sharimcm replied to jumpwally's topic in The Bonfire

    I got my job by answering an ad on craigslist, which is free. I had signed up with a few agencies to help me find a job, but once they said, "we'll deduct 'x' amount out of your paycheck when you get hiring" I said "wrong answer." Whatever the case, I hope you find what you're looking for. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    There is WAY too much information being discussed. I'm backing out of here slowly and cautiously... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, we don't really care what you say, so it doesn't matter... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I guess great minds think alike because I was thinking the same thing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I like it better when you're on top. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Sorry, but I'm going to have to side with Peter... I'd much rather talk to him than to watch American Idol. Actually, I'd rather have butter knives shoved slowly under each and every toenail while having to inhale the scent of a skunk than to watch American Idol... Peter is a MUCH better alternative.
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    Is it infected or just not healed all the way? It's not healed all the way. Sometimes, they take months to heal and she just got it done a couple weeks ago. My first piercing took 9 months of pain for me to take it out. I got it done again with no problems, but it was red and swollen for about a month. I've had that piercing for 10+ years. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Leftovers

    sharimcm replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire

    I hate leftovers with a passion. If for some reason I do bring home any kind of food, I'll invite my ex over. The first thing he does is looks in the fridge to see what 'to-go' boxes I have in there. I started to date the boxes so he would know what to eat first. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I had the flu about a month ago. I lost about 3 days of work plus a weekend to that damn, nasty virus. I couldn't get my fever to break for days no matter how much Advil I was taking. I couldn't eat and when I did, I would just get sick to my stomach. I guess I could say, I know how you feel, and I hope it passes soon... It fuggin' sucks donkey balls. That is all. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Here's a chick story for you... I dated a guy 'exclusively' for 2.5 years. Not once did he tell me he loved me. Why did I stay? The sex was awesome. Why did I leave? I wanted more than just sex after a while. Why did I tell you the story? It doesn't matter what we think... You'll do what you want no matter what we say. Most people already have their minds made up on an answer when they finally ask the question. Sorry if it sounds harsh, but I'm a cold-hearted, cynical, bitter bitch... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'm in the process of buying a house. I made DAMN sure the 5.49% was NOT the beginning of an ARM, but a FIXED rate. I had an ARM for the first mortgage I had, and the first time it went up, I thought I was fucked. Luckily, we were able to do a refi to a fixed motgage. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I tried to give a few desks from my employer to a church who had it posted on their website that they needed a few. I sent them a picture, and they replied saying the desks wouldn't 'fit' with their decor. WTF? I finally found a local theatre group that wanted 12 of the 16 of them and took most of them off our hands. When we tried to give the other 4 to Goodwill, they wouldn't accept them, so we sold them on craigslist for $10 each. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Hey, at least it SOUNDS like he knows what he's doing... Sort of... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    The neighborhood that the house I am looking at has HOA fees as well as enforced deed restrictions. But, then again, it is a cookie-cutter neighborhood and I expected as much. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I was looking for a urologist in Austin when I came across Dr. Dick Chopp who specializes in vasectomies. I guess he knew what he was going to do when he grew up. Areas of Special Interest: Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp is well known in the Austin community for performing Vasectomies. He also enjoys treating patients with metabolic evolution of kidney stone disease, male endocrine urology disorders, prostate disease and Peyronie's disease. He has extensive laparoscopy surgery experience, is on the transplant team and performs Living Donor Nephrectomy. Board Certified: American Board of Urology - 1978 "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I would suggest a house as opposed to a townhouse unless you don't mind sharing your walls with someone else. Like someone else said, you're basically buying an apartment. For me, apartment life sucks, therefore, I am in the process of buying a house. The house I have my eyes on is actually cheaper than the townhouses I've looked at, but when you add in the money I will need to spend for lawn mowers, gas grills, electricity, etc., it's about the same. Look at both, and look at the options closely. You don't want to buy something you won't be happy with after a few months. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I was in Reno this past weekend taking a mini-vacation. I don't think I even got dressed on Saturday. It was awesome to do NOTHING. Now, it's back to work busting my ass. *sigh* "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Maybe I'll text a Valentine's Day hello to my cop. He seems to ask me shortly after those text messages when I'll be seeing him again. Mmmm... Bacon!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself