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Right, I agree... so say the plane was going to crash... then... it might be ok to have sex during the flight (as long as your seatbelt is being worn...) And let me guess... Your seatbelt it being worn on her wrists or ankles? Use seatbelts for exactly what they were intended for.. RESTRAINTS. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Damn! How much did that tank cost you? I can fill up my tank under $30. It's only a 10.5-gallon tank though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

If it isn't bad enough that Turtle calls me every time he hits Schlotzsky's, now you have to rub it in! GRRRRRRRRRR, the nearest one is 90 miles away. I want my chicken pesto pizza DAMMIT!!! (sigh) g To make you feel just a little better... At least you HAVE a Schlotzsky's... In parts of California, most people have never even HEARD of it. Mmmm... Yummy!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Here in the not-so-big city of Austin, TX, I've seen it as low as $2.63/gal. How much are YOU paying per gallon? BTW - I don't think we've had a gas thread in a while. Yea, I'm bored and thinking about needing to get fuel when I get off work... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I haven't been to Perris, so I'm a little biased. I was at Elsi back in May. I have to say the people were very friendly and I enjoyed every minute of it.

Schlotzsky's with a Dr. Pepper.

I sent the link to my boss. He just lost his father to Parkinson's (the funeral is tomorrow), so I knew he would want to donate. It is a wonderful effort. Good luck to him and thanks for posting!

MUCH, MUCH better. Now, see... That's direct and to the point. Hell, when he wanted to run his fingers through my hair, I'm sure he'd want to cuddle afterwards. Nope. I'll take what I can, then leave. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Meh... I'd rather have Schlotzsky's or Subway before I went to Quizno's. Enjoy your sammich. If you were closer, I'd bring it to you with a beer, but you're not. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I take my time to talk with just about anyone who wants to talk. Now, if the conversation goes something like this.... "Hey, you have beautiful hair." "Thank you." "I like long hair." "Thank you. It's hard to maintain sometimes." "Can I run my fingers through it." "Uh, no... Better yet, why don't you ask my boyfriend." The guy got in his car and left. That's just freaky and no, I wouldn't want to keep chatting it up with him. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My mail guy returned mail to TxDOT on THREE separate occasions DESPITE the fact my NAME is on the fucking box and there are FORWARDING requests coming through to the new address. His excuse for returning the mail? "I didn't live there..." Since when?!?! I've lived there for two fucking months... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I saw Hostel last night. That was an interestingly bloody movie. You know, come to think of it, maybe that movie was the reason for my nightmares... Hmmm.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Not sure, but I don't think her door swings that way. Of course, she could have been married in a state that gay marriages are legal. Or, maybe I'm wrong. It's happened once or twice before, but I usually won't admit it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I certaintly celebrated. I finally had the balls to leave someone who beat the hell out of me. So, depending on the circumstances, a divorce can be a wonderful thing. As for the jump... Do it nekkid!! All I did was a two-way with a good friend of mine since he bought my slot. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

1:0: I spent an awesome Saturday at Skydive Temple this past weekend. Although I was unable to find someone to do my recurrency jump with, I met some really good Army kids. Last weekend, a close friend of theirs, Eric, was killed in a motorcycle accident. Eric was a new jumper, just like these boys, so it was refreshing to see them living on and remembering him. So, beer owed for meeting these guys. Yes, I support our troops. I attached a pic of Willy TRYING to pack his canopy. You can see Mark somewhat in the background (although it's blurry). Phone cameras are getting better though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Shari was here when I rented it. I turned it off and made her watch Stuart Little with me. I like Stuart Little. I will have to say Stuart Little was a cute movie. It wasn't exactly in the same category as Saw III, but it was OK. Hmmm... The video store just opened a couple of hours ago... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Should be there in a few... Still trying to wake up a little. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I was going to say... I think there is a serious problem if you have almost 500 jumps and you're still borrowing the dropzone jumpsuits. To each his own, I know, but damn. And, all I was going to say was Bev suits rock!!

Congrats!! Oh, and HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!

We had the same exact thought. Oh, and great minds think alike! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

This has been going on for a couple days now and my tongue is pretty course now.. So if I did put tongue anywhere, it would most likely be pretty rough like a Cats tongue. Hmmm.. Maybe I should try that. Just have to locate a nearby Volunteer. Studded for her pleasure. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Put your tongue on something else. That'll keep your mind off of it. Lick a cat or something. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20212558?GT1=10252 PROSSER, Wash. - Turns out, even beheaded rattlesnakes can be dangerous. That’s what 53-year-old Danny Anderson learned as he was feeding his horses Monday night, when a 5-foot rattler slithered onto his central Washington property, about 50 miles southeast of Yakima. Anderson and his 27-year-old son, Benjamin, pinned the snake with an irrigation pipe and cut off its head with a shovel. A few more strikes to the head left it sitting under a pickup truck. “When I reached down to pick up the head, it raised around and did a backflip almost, and bit my finger,” Anderson said. “I had to shake my hand real hard to get it to let loose.” Venom was spreading His wife insisted they go to the hospital, and by the time they arrived at Prosser Memorial Hospital 10 minutes later, Anderson’s tongue was swollen and the venom was spreading. He then was taken by ambulance 30 miles to a Richland hospital to get the full series of six shots he needed. The snake head ended up in the bed of his pickup, and Anderson landed in the hospital until Wednesday afternoon. Mike Livingston, a Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife biologist, said the area where the Anderson’s live is near prime snake habitat. But he said he had never heard of anyone being bit by a decapitated snake before. “That’s really surprising but that’s an important thing to tell people,” he said. “It may have been just a reflex on the part of the snake.” If another rattlesnake comes along, Anderson said he’ll likely try to kill it again, but said he’ll grab a shovel and bury it right there. “It still gives me the creeps to think that son-of-a-gun could do that,” he said. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My ex would hang out in the garage when I wanted peace and quiet and he had his buddies over. But, yea, that's strange with recliners, TVs, etc. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

We were speechless. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself