RastaRicanAir

I talked to the folk down in Destin.The Point has been reassembled.I was looking at June 17-19 but that is Fathers Day weekend.What does everyone think? Qutoing myself: ('cuz you never read my posts you hurtful f*cker!) (IMHO Father's Day would be a perfect time for us to sell an assload of tandems to bored, unappreciated Dads on the beach) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Better yet, might I suggest also donating a portion of the proceeds to Dyslexia research. P.S. If you need a DJ, let me know. I'll check my schedule. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'll start the list Kiss Kitty's Ass at Cinco ______________________ THERE IT IS!!!! Yet ANOTHER GREAT FUNDRAISING IDEA from the Good People at the MARCH of BOLAS: Since the original invitation was extended to me, you can put me on the top of that list as a Gold Star Contributor. ...Oooops! Sh*t! My Wife might get jealous. .........Better put her down SECOND. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

"Chin Up"? To a dude in a cervical collar? Dude, my Woman can be pretty damned twisted-funny when she doesn't mean to be! This Just In: Whenever this boogie takes place (IMHO Father's Day would be a perfect time for me to make a tribute to my Ol' Man who never knew his slacker son as a skydiver. AND for us to sell an assload of tandems to bored, unappreciated Dads on the beach) the MARIACHI BOOGIE BASTARDS (a.k.a. RastaRicanAir and Mariposa Rodriguez) have been CONFIRMED to perform. No word yet on whether our Prodigal Lead guitarist Downsize Mike will be in the lineup, as he may have some weird contractual obligations elsewhere But either way, get ready to hear many of your favorite fireside songs about beaches, b*tches, and booze (And of course, weed.) Maybe I'll even learn some Buffett. And YES, MARIANNE WILL SING! But don't watch her she gets nervous. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Don't know. I've never felt one. FYI Bubbles: You were thinking about doing this end of May or early June. The last weekend in May is Memorial Day, when millions of proud Americans remember the brave souls who fought and died so that they could sit on their asses and watch Dr. Phil on a Monday. Which means more whuffos on the beach (or more spectators and tandem cattle depending on how you look at it). EDIT: Actually, that's not entirely true. I was twice on stage with an infamous band called the Impotent Sea Snakes but I kept BOTH hands on the microphone at all times. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, as I remember there was a nice cool breeze that day. ...............[I]I SAID [B]TURN SIDEWAYS!!![/B][/I] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

In that black blouse I can't tell. Turn sideways. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Definitely. But this year I bring MY guitar. ...and a baseball bat. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Hmmmm... Personally, after 15 pre-adolescent years of hearing him non stop on my Mom's radio and in every single store and elevator in Miami, I'm not a big fan (Please don't condemn me for that, I'm already in marriage counseling over it.) But I'm all about getting the big DRAW. If we kick a little of the gate $$$ over to the Manatees, ...who knows? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Actually, it's Key Biscayne if you're looking for a Sugar Mama. Destin is where you go if you're looking for a Sugar Grammy! Yes, these geezers are just as crinkly, paper rich and Aryan as the folks on Marco. But they're not hidden away on their own little island. They live in gated communities on a big tacky tourist beach, so they can't afford to be snooty. Plus they're all ex-G.I. (referring to their military service, not their medical history) so they like canned Bud Light and cheap champagne. ....Letting the picture speak for me as well (and for Kitty) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Now we know how she really makes those big BUCKS. I knew the computer thing was just a cover. But surely youre too high class for a Holiday Inn . I mean I'd pay Radisson money at least for a companion of your caliber. (Edited to Add: for reference, see attached photo avatar) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

...heh.....hehheh.......Hehehehehehehehe. ......ehhhhh... Why does it make me laugh everytime you mention your Gatorz? I mean it made me laugh back in February, and it still makes me laugh in April. ??? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'm lookin' at that dude on your right with the cowboy hat. Isn't he supposed to driving around East L.A. in an El Camino with a lawnmower in the back? Someone check his papers! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

.......oh man, he doesn't sleep in the nude does he? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

FREE JUMP for the first person who takes Boomhauer on a Head Down. I wanna see if that shock collar actually speeds him up. ...Oh, and this time I'll remember to bring the red paint so we can customize it for him (cue the banjos: dedelangdang dangdang dangdang daaannnng) Yeah, I'm comin' on three conditions: 1) I'll be playing packwhore until I get sick of it so all you lazy rich kids better have a stack of fivers handy. 2) I'm in for poker as long as I don't get stuck in the assh*le seat on the right of the f*ckin' dealer again. I might as well have been playing Go Fish with the cards I got at Dublin! And 3) I'm flying solo so those of you who saw how I got last time I was let out of the house without my woman better find someone to keep me in line Also, I'm tired of using the litter boxes too, so I'll need the key to someone's camper toilet. And if you want to be mentioned favorably in my next article for Parachutist, offering me a spot to crash would be a wise move. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Uhhhh.... excuse me 'Cakes. I beg to differ. "The Blob"(R) is yet another brilliant bit of Copyrighted Robby Robb material. Any dispute you wish to make can be addressed before the bench. ....Or if the bench isn't big enough, on top of my dining room table.

You'd be the ONLY one. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well it would help if somebody could keep Spanky and Weezer (aka Cheech) from floating away before we ever get started. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And don't forget OrFun INITIATIONS!!! Only this time we're doing them EARLY. BEFORE the Rodriguez Brothers can come in, take an hour and a half to do their sh*t and f*ck everything up! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Awwwww!!! Is it just me, or is there nothing cuter than photos of precious young lives in the budding stages of their inevitable corruption?! I've got one for that scrapbook. As for whether or not it'll be worth the drive, I just got off the phone with Shrek (OrFun #2 aka "Spanky") 'cause he's such a postwhore he has to call me to tallk about posting until he figures out a way to get WiFi in his truck. And he has tabled the following offer: If sunnydee comes to this boogie and doesn't have a sufficiently good time to justify her travel, Shrek will PAY FOR YOUR GAS! Not only that, the offer is open to ANY Non-Farm Animals who make this their first trip to the Farm. That's right. FREE GAS on the OGRE (as opposed to coming out of the Ogre as it usually does.) If you visibly don't enjoy yourself at this boogie. Details when Chunk gets in front of a computer again. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

YEAH!!! Amanduh, do that NOW!! So KittyCakes can chicken out on going into another dunking booth as SOON as possible!! .......like I said, all type, no action. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Ah crap..do I gotta put up with you tooooooo? That's cool Tim....you better watch out cause I might steal her away before you get here!!!! blah...blah...blah......blah.....blah....blah.......blaaaahhhh..... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Congratulations Mouth. Y'know an 8 year old dunked me legitimately. ...But then he was about 6 inches taller than you. And that dwarf I tore my elf shoes chasing was Gigolo Mac the Jewish Hobbit from Tallahassee. .....I LOVED those shoes. I think somebody found them and used the unbroken one as a condom that night. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Dibs on 1,666 in honor of the Bible thumping freaks at my alma mater Dade Christian School and 1,969. The LAST cool year in American history. And if you weren't born in it, you're kind of lame. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Lawd, PLEASE don't! He screams just like a girl. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is