RastaRicanAir

dude, that's just wrong... why dont you send a pair sized for a "fat ass" like me??? Actually, I think it's very noble, and quite historically significant. Think about it. This has got to be the first time Pimpy Gimpy's ever tried to get a woman INTO[/I][/B] her pants. That's not only charity, that's BEER. Alright, it's official. DJ Electric Boy will be in attendance at the Shlameel Shlamozzle Boogie. With as many Monroevians as I can find to help me pay for gas. Yep, I'm bringing fresh, new animals to the Farm. (Unfortunately, they're all guys so far, but it'll still be fun to watch them get corrupted.) Also, I'll be bringing the laptop for everyone who wants to hear music with words before the rave starts. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

DAMN! It was only a 6-Way when I hit it?!!! I was hoping to get my Hellfish number on that jump!! .............Uhhhh, I mean. Yeah, that was quite an amusing accident when I took that formation out. As for my beautiful, bashful Bride. Methinks she best screen it for herself before she goes poking fun at the parts that I'm in. Unbeknownst to her, I watched it last night before I passed out. I appreciate the freebie dude. but now I think I've got some residuals coming. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

BM pantz? .......eeewwwwww. Are those for older jumpers with control problems? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah Yeah, we saw it. Listen Sweetie, I know all about the pressure that our society can put on girls your age. But getting on the incident thread is NOT the way to become POPULAR! So stop bragging. Seriously, I'm glad you're O.K., and I want to be the first to commend you on setting such an educational example for other new jumpers. Now get well, 'cause I just got a PM from some of the cows that live around the DZ. They're pretty hurt that you didn't drop in on them last week, and they can't wait to see you again. I'm off to Shrek's swamp now. 5 hours driving just for dinner. Better be serving something DAMN good. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Uhhhh, beg pardon. I don't care who does what in the bathroom, but I think it's only right that the Butterfly and I are the first to "christen" the bunkhouse. After all, she did lead the protest that led to this glorious revolution. I promise we'll be just as quiet as we were in the hangar that one morning. ...And don't worry about the bunkbeds, we'll probably just lean on them a little. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

(*ahem*) I was just about to suggest that I deserved a FREE COPY for reasons that should be clear. ...TWO reasons in fact. ......that WERE CLEAR. To EVERYONE. But I think Andy just made my point for me. Thanks Pops. P.S. Can't wait to pack your rig this weekend! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I confess, I've been trying hard not to cringe at the TV trailers when they come on. I try to understand what you modern humans call "progress," but I'm a Cave Man. I was frozen some time in the late '70s and just recently thawed out by a group of your scientists. Before that, however, the Guide and it's sequels were the first books that ever made me laugh out loud. Helplessly...In public no less ...Like some kind of unbalanced person. (Note to the uninitiated: They're not Sci-Fi, they're just plain f*ckin' FUNNY.) The BIGGEST problem I can foresee is that about half of the funniest moments in the books were either thoughts in the characters heads or descriptions of what they were looking at. There was also something very British about everybody and everything which is hard to translate into American humor. I think I'd only be willing to see it if I could get at least ten people of later generations to solemnly promise that they will read at least the first book by the end of the summer. .....We Cultists also aren't happy unless we're recruiting OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Ya just lost me. ...........In fact, I'm a little creeped out. .....................Yyyyyeah. ....I'm gonna go take a shower and scrub REAALLLY RREEALLY hard. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

HAHHAHAHAHHHAAA!!!!! [B]SHOWERS[/B] he says!! ..............................On a DROPZONE!!!! Now I KNOW you're BAKED! Who ever heard of showers on a dropzone??!!! ........(**exhausted post-laughter sigh**)...huh? O.K.(certain lurkers who know who you are and who know I LOVE you like my own illegitimate children), that's the LAST shot, I promise!!! I just couldn't resist. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

If I play with it, will it open at least half way? Whatever fell out of the slider would still be better than talcum powder. {AAA.com Internet TripTik Results: Athens to SkyDive the Farm - 125.6 miles Athens to Georgia Skydiving Center - 131.2 miles} I've been driving 5 minutes closer to see naked redneck boys swim in a frozen pond? Thanks for curing my fear of canopy entanglement. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Papa Don't Preach ..................now what do I win? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Darn, I think I need some help! I can't decide : 1) Treacherous Rasta Rican Jazz 2) Macktastic DJ Electric Flava 3) Ghetto Fabulous Belligerent Ice 4) Mack Master Robby Rockefeller 5) Fine Ass Loco Boca Slither And I REALLY NEED new name too!! -Robby Robb / DJ Electric Boy / Loco Boca Rodriguez / Belligerent Robby / OrFun V (aka Porky) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Don't you get it? If you wear Gatorz, you don't actually have to jump. ...Newbie. The only thing that could make me appreciate mine more is if they had a different brand name In answer to Frankenc*ck's question, I've got the Alternators, which allow me to conveniently switch from "I'm not really looking at your eyes right now" mirrored lenses to "Even this crappy sky looks jumpable to me" Blue lenses. Just to add a little MORE excitement to my life, I usually take both hands off the wheel and change them while I'm driving. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Hey, let the boy have his own style! Somewhere out there is a woman whose idea of the perfect date is sitting in a tree at 4am, in 30 degree weather, with a rifle between her legs, a Busch Lite in her hand, a wad of Red Man in her cheek, and horny deer piss on her boots. ...................Hey Charlene! (Just guessing, but it's either that or Mabel) Wherever you are, your Prince Charming awaits you at The Farm. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No I can never quit wearing them. They're just so comfortable and their converters so I can change my lens colors to match my mood I was just ranting about that stupid show and this seemed like the right post to rant because it's kinda part of the subject. With the success of American Chopper and Paul Jr. pushing the Gatorz product. Hopefully they sell more and then they can lower the prices a bit. I want another pair Marketing 101, Lesson #1: It just don't WORK that way. That just means that when Britney gets photographed for US Magazine sunning her huge blonde, no-talent-bastard-carrying belly on Cabo San Lucas, guess what she'll be wearing on her face. Two weeks after that you'll be able to get them at the mall for a 140% mark-up. ........................In F*CKIN' PINK!! .....Well, we'll always have closing pins to make us feel special. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yep, that's as close as you get without having t*ts. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Sorry Osama, Shrek won't hire anybody who looks too Mexican. Besides, before you can work for him you have to pass the "interview process" like the last guy: 1) move into MY place for a few months, 2) stiff me on $300 rent, 3) steal beers that I brewed for Lee's wedding, then 4) have a party the first time I go out of town and drain $200 worth of my top shelf liquor And dont forget to fill the clear ones with water and put them back. [B]NO SHIT! I HAVE to vent about this now. Last night (after an especially looonnnngg day) I opened a bottle of clear 86 Proof Puerto Rican Rum, given to me by my Mother, NOT AVAILABLE in the continental U.S. and carried up here all the way from Tallahassee, and my sack of SH*T ex-roommate had filled it with F*CKING WATER!!!! I don't like to wish ill on anybody, but if there is a God, this man will soon suffer an EMASCULATING accident with his weed eater. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

SUHWEEEEET! I'd love to see the Chief again. And of course Mum and Dad (I need a new soccer jersey!) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

................................................................................................................................................UGGHHH!!! Forget clever! Now that I think about it, that is SOOO 80's CHEEEEESSE!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Too f*ckin' BAD. I'm goin' wth the name [I]Whiskas. Da' shih' wuh funnnny! On the serious tip though, Pimpy Gimpy, I don't think you're a pussy. It's obvious to me that you're very cleverly going for that: "He likes cats, and he doesn't care who knows it, so he must be very sensitive yet strong and self confident; therefore I should take my panties off now." vibe. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Who says you can't go from Stripping to legitimate entertainment? Say hello to the next star of the World Wide Web. Good Resolution too. That's GOTTA be a Sanyo. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

$130 ?!! What did you do for Hans... TO Hans to get yours for $130?! Nevermind, don't tell me. I'll have nightmares. Mine were $210 + $20 for the second lenses. Before that, I NEVER paid more than $15. Now I have to look after them like my kids. (In fact, I don't let the kids anywhere near them.) I'd have myself cremated in them one day, but I'm not sure they'd melt. Once I learn to go head down and get a picture taken I'll have gotten my money's worth. But F*CK it. I look COOL on the ground. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Right again?! Damn, I'm running out of room on my chalkboard. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

This is the Chaos Kitty Badonkadonk Boogie butt. We can go 2 at a time. For every $10 you donate to the tequila machine, you get to kiss Kitty's ass. This is an acceptable Standard Rate. But will there be an additional "French Fee"? ...........Someone had to say it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

:::Written Contract noted and filed. Any attempt to recind this offer or violate this agreement will result in legal action.::: OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is