RastaRicanAir

So you've eliminated most of the world's coastline where it's warm enough to swim anyway. Your problem is solved. If you'll permit me to answer a logical question with an equally logical question: If there were a large, solid planet 2 1/2 miles below the plane you were flying in, would you jump out of it just for fun? The two-fold point they're trying to make is: 1) Don't blame the friggin' sharks. Would you blame a hunter for shooting a nine point buck that walked into his living room? 2) Keep it in perspective. Shark attacks are all too tasty (pun intended) for the so-called news networks to pass up. In this case, has anyone else noted that Fox News already has a f*cking graphic and tense John Williams-esque music to lead in their coverage of TWO ATTACKS?! That kind of fear mongering makes it easy to forget how RELATIVELY safe we kids who proudly grew up swimming the Florida beaches EVERY SINGLE DAY OF OUR LIVES really are. Or have you neglected to notice the way the media "covers" skydiving incidents? As far as your preference for getting bitten or wrecking your bike vs. being "eaten", you forgot the fact that if you don't get help quickly, the greatest odds (Ooops! We're giving odds again.) are you'll just go into shock and drown, as well as the fact that trucks and asphalt can do pretty gruesome sh*t to your body at high speeds too. I've always admired the way surfers view this danger. Sounds similar to the way a lot of my "crazy, psycho, jumping out of perfectly good airplanes, idiot" friends try to live their lives. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Good point. So good in fact, I'm going to overlook the irony of who made it. Hey! On that note, let's start a pool on who's going to be the first one to flake!! ....Kidding. In fact, let's start a trend on this thread: To All Post Whores: If it comes to your attention that you will be somehow unable to make this boogie, [B]KEEP IT TO YOUR DAMN SELF![/B] Surely EVERYONE is anxiously waiting to see YOU above all others. But publicizing your flakeitude is a DRAG on the thread. if you are that well loved, someone will eventually notice that you are not there. Don't f*ck with the list. PS: I'm ready for my SCS. I practiced on the OrFun dive at Dublin. P.P.S. Alanuh, I'm on E-Bay shopping for a brand new cocktail shaker right now.

So what should I have done here? I wore a sport bra and tshirt under my jumpsuit. Yah its embarrassing and certainly NOT the first thing I would like for people to notice about me when I'm skydiving. It was already posted and made fun of so whats the harm now? Now you become the RoamingDZ.com Poster Girl. What embodies "Let's have some fun!" more than that photo? At least no one could doubt that your smile was sincere. Just playing Sweetie. The human weakness of a POWERFUL woman is that she can't always control her own power. And the next time anyone questions the Holy Benevolent power of the headlights, they can ask my beautiful wife "what's the first thing I noticed about her?" Damn true. It was pure evolutionary attraction at it's finest. Then I got close enough to see her eyes and BBOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!![/I][/B] ....toast. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

It took Aggie Dave exactly 14 minutes to figure that out, and make comment. Note my surprise. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Any woman, every woman, finds a man somehow more attractive if she knows that he can already get a woman. And a woman who gets sexually harassed and stalked for a living finds a man more attractive if he can get woman who's willing to do things like go to strip clubs. It also makes them feel safer. ....At least that's what I'm counting on.........

Leaving only the question: "What flavor of ice cream should we get?" ..Too bad the rest of her looks so cracked out. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

As I don't know the person, and I didn't hear the tone of the comment, there can be two possibilities: 1) He's a rabid sexist, and perhaps borderline misogynist, who sees the strip club as a meat market where any woman who isn't on the price list distracts him from looking DOWN on the others and makes it harder to devalue them. OR 2) He's just plain pissy jealous that women get more (less expensive) attention in strip clubs than the men do, and he knows he's too desperate and frightened to approach or attract such a sexually adventurous woman for himself. Of course, I have only a Minor in Psychology. But either way, clinically speaking, I'd say he's so painfully horny he's gone crosseyed from looking past his own boner. Speaking for myself and my wife, we live an hour from Atlanta, and the only thing keeping us from hitting the titty bars is a lack of dollar bills. .....And fives. . ......And Twenties. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Whatever. But I get to wear a black suit and walk around telling everyone I'm a professional killer. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I think that you are doing a GREAT job at consulting Marianne!! ...........................................(*sigh*).... uhhhh... (Places hands up in an "I give up" gesture, shakes head and walks away.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And Casie had just come from a kickball game! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

The full Alert System as established by the Drunken RastaRican Security System reads like this: Extra Long Hugs Low risk of attack, but significantly excessive pressage of my chest against the breast area. Superfluous Cheek Kissing General risk of accidentally missing the cheek due to loss of coordination. Also, significant risk of being hugged again, depite the fact that we've been in the same room for hours. Precious Significant risk of inappropriate contact, like my nose pressed against the nape of your neck. God, You smell good! High risk of inappropriate contact. As if my nose pressed against the nape of your neck isn't already across the line. I'd Do Ya. Severe risk of apologizing for anything inappropriate I might say, followed by asking you something like: "what do you think of my wife?" Victims are advised to take refuge at the other side of the bonfire or hangar immediately. (Unless you're interested. In which case I'm probably too drunk to function anyway. You can appeal to my ego by offering me a "raincheck".) Don't be Afraid. Be Alert. God Bless America. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

To say it to your face. Not to do it! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh man! Was I at "precious" level last night?! Why didn't somebody take my keys away?! For me, "precious" is more accurate than a breathalyzer. I'm lucky I stopped. Two more beers would put me at: "I'd do ya." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Honey, you left the party last night before I had a chance to tell you what a dork you are. -XOXOXO OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

All other Men of the Human Race: You may begin mourning the loss of the "Gloriously Stacked One's" love now. For in the moment it takes to shake a cocktail, it shall be forever MINE. How do you feel about Bleu Cheese stuffed olives? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

F*ck describing it! That's like asking a woman to describe the perfect blowjob. Come to SkyFest and I'll make it for you! (By it I mean a Martini, I'm talking about a Martini now. A drink. Don't even go for the cheap shot reply. It's too easy and it would demean both of our intelligence.) Of course, I use vodka 'cause gin to me smells and tastes like after shave. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You'll have tandem videos to do that weekend.Who will do them if you leave? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh my goodness. Did that just come out of Robby's mouth???? LOL! Wowzer! Love you sweetie! No, it came out of my fingers. But I find my fingers and mouth usually work together.

Rightfully so, Miss "I'll sleep in the car instead of in the two different rooms that were offered to me" . I get the feeling that you did that because you don't love me anymore... Hey, I did my part. I got her goofy ass out of the car the first time. Then I realized I was talking to Brandy with liquor in her, (I.E. Wasting my breath.). There's NOTHING. NOTHING. worse to deal with than an UNREASONABLE drunk. ........................... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Damn. That's cold. That's like something-a-woman-would-come-up-with cold. Just marry her. It'll give you a 56% shot at gettting out. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

What the hell did you do?! Fall off a Rodriguez altar? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Now how can I POSSIBLY translate my current facial expression into Smileys?! [B][I]PPPHHHHHBAAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHHH!!![/I][/B] Oh Jeezy Creezy! Am I still not allowed to talk about them in the threads?! 'Cause they sure seem like they want to be noticed. .......Seriously though, 'Cakes, ....what altitude do you have those ditters set for? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Pull it out and hose it off when you get back home. I do that with my equipment after every boogie. ...And with my skydiving gear too. So what's the latest roster look like?: CSpence Lee Brandy Miki NYBryan Kevin? (Can he go somewhere w/o Lee? I thought they were like conjoined or something.) Bolas RastaRicanAir Marianne Popsjumper DavidKing Shithead Jess Nelva PsychoBob ?(I'll believe it when he's buying me a shot.) did someone say Becca? Your Name Here Hey, vidwhore. Since you're being so loyal, how about sending your water gear down so someone else can make use of it? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

We're keeping your thread at the top. Step off. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Someone just told me about this. It's a P2P file sharing system where people swap massive files of whole albums and stacks of albums instead of individual songs. Not that I would do such an ethically and legally questionable thing. But if I did, would I be in some weird danger of crashing my computer or having someone crash in my door? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is