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  1. RastaRicanAir
    I don't know who took those either. On a TOTALLY unrelated note: Did you know that the web domains: www.PartyBusUpskirt.com www.SkydiverPanties.com and www.LisaMarieLovesThatPole.com are all available? ........................were available. Now where did I put that damned fire wire?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    yeah thank god aren't we all just thrilled that Cora maintained her modesty and dignity throughout the entire weekend? oh i am oh yeah hazaaa hazaaa thank the maker we were spared the sight of another spectacular pair of breasts what would we have done if we had been subjected to such torture? gosh we are lucky praise the lord we didn't even have to avert our eyes from a gratuitous panty shot OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    [Tim Roth voice] Everybody be cool this is a robbery!!! [/Tim Roth voice] uhhhhh.... I mean a hijacking. Since NOTHING happened at that event, maybe it will happen (again) at THIS ONE... Now that we know what you're all made of, (and in the case of the lingerie girls, how it's groomed) we want to see it again. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Have you seen our member list? We'll take ANYBODY! OK Clay's thing is over and .....yes, I still have a pulse Time to start commiting people to our thing. OrFun Boogie Guest List RastaRicanAir aka V (Porky) skinnyshrek aka Spanky goofyjumper aka Darla jumpchikk EMSchick98 marks BRYANGOESBOOM Whuffo Whitney .....mmmmm....Whitney BlueSkySerenity (or my divorce lawyer) Crash Dummy Pruitt Peanut 4040 luckky Revillusion Thanatos340 Widgeon Li'l Brandy no_shoes Osama Post up bitches! Show my Mom I really CAN amount to something. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    {mimicking my Wife's beautiful southern "lilt"} "Awwwww....I think I'm gonna cryyyy." It's nice to be wanted. Especially for a former black market baby. Truth is we have to check our funds for this one. Irresponsible road trip spending season has just started, but we haven't missed a single weekend of it yet. It doesn't help that we need a new tent AND now a new air matress to replace the one we busted this weekend. Must've been defective....
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    Oh SH*T!!! I forgot to JUMP!!!!!! F*CK! How come nobody reminded me to JUMP!!!??? Oh well, in the year+ that it has taken me to rack up my stunning jump numbers, I've learned that what skydiving is REALLY about is living ALL kinds of NEW EXPERIENCES. [Checks "Whip a six-foot-one, redhead's bare ass in front of thirty people while a guy named Fritz plays live folk music in the background." Off of his List of Things to Do Before I Die ] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    So THAT"S what the creaking noise was outside the window! Dude, oil up next time so I can sleep! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Fast forward....Fast forward...Fast forward.....PAUSE....Frame advance....Frame advance..."There!" Don't worry, Honey. If I just post this one frame, only your doctor would recognize it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I know there's no SILVER. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    [/Flipping through 300+ photos taken on the bus/] "....uhhhhh.. nope nope nope no noooooo noooooooooo no F*CKIN way I can post that one or that one or that one or ANY of these or that / hey there's a good .....no that would ruin Cora's career / no that one would ruin my wife's career no / well hey THAT one would get get Lisa Marie and Marianne a whole NEW career / that one ....what the HELL IS THAT?! Man there's not even a website for pictures like that! Oh nevermind I'll just post the video. .................Nope can't do that either. ...F*ck! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    "Oh my God! Do I look like I'm loose!?!" - Anonymous (See that LisaMarie? I left it anonymous. 'Cause I'm nice guy) Quotes are fine, but more important are 3 Lessons Learned: 1) Jamie's nipple cream don't work. (Sorry Sweetie, still waiting....) - But we now know why Scrimsher is ALWAYS smiling. 2) Never. ...............Ever. Challenge Daddy's whip skills. - And don't pull 'em back up before I can use the soothing fuzzy bunny tail on the other end of the handle 3) The Bullet DOES NOT GO IN THE BUTT. - For memory's sake, this will be printed on a sign and hung up over Manifest. Special thanks to Belligerent Robby for NOT showing up. NOTE TO SELF: It's hard get cranky when BOTH of your laps seats are occupied by girls holding vibrators. NOTE TO WIFE: See Above OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    No wonder that "dutch oven" you gave me smelled like apples! .................................................................................. ..............................................................ehh............... ................................................................ahem.........uhhhhhmm........ (sigh).......................................... f*ck, just remind me to slap you later OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    O.K. so naked wasn't EXACTLY the proper term. NATURALLY, they each get 7 veils to start with!!! DUH! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Will you White ass White Girls. PLEASE stop with the "holla?!" I'll come ONLY if I can bring my banjo! ...............still waiting for all the girls and the guys under 30 to get it............................. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Andy if you see anybody naked you'll probably have a coronary like Blue from Old School. [Will Farrel] YOUR MY BOY BLUE!!![/Will Farrel] HOLY SH*T! Fishhook Willy you are midget GENIUS! Do you hear those bells ringing?! A new NICKNAME has been born! Allright Ladies, I got your tickets right here. Buy now and get a good seat for the MEN'S NAKED BELLYDANCE CONTEST: PEANUT vs. SHREK OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I heard dat -- Prepare for nudity Brit See, NOW we're talkin' COMEDY! And comedy is the ONLY justification for male nudity on a dropzone. Lucky my love. Tell your friend he can absolutely go on a naked tandem with the lingerie dive. As long as he's willing to pay the STANDARD FEE of seventeen thousand five hundred and eleven dollars. ..............and 3 kegs of Harp Lager. Oh, and afterward he has to be blindfolded and thrown into a ring with the 150 guys who have been trying to get these girls undressed for the past year. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Enjoy. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    You whiny broads stop picking on the man for speaking his mind!! GAWD, I thought women -especially skydiving women - respected a man who wasn't afraid to say what he means and damn the consequences. Kramer, I for one applaud your dedication to your sport as demonstrated by posting this on a skydiving forum. I mean just IMAGINE how much more time you can dedicate to your jump skills now that you know you will NEVER EVER be distracted by the thought of getting laid on a dropzone. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Marriage is overrated. But your eyes and my hair would make a BEAUTIFUL baby. I'd do anything for a friend. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    [B]UNNECESSARY?! F*CKING UNF*CKINGNEF*CKINGCESSARY?!?[/B] Are you insane?!? That was one of the most insidiously brilliant moments in musical engineering EVER! Do you have ANY idea how many times I've sat through that WHOLE song JUST to hear those four notes of cowbell?! .....And yes. I'm fascinated by shiny objects as well. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Yeah. Imagine my surprise last time. "What!?! Oh SH*T! I thought the thread said this was a Drugs ARE Free Dropzone!" Now if you can just talk you know who into taking my whole family up in the NEW IMPROVED BUBBLEMOBILE, we'll be all set. You know how convincing you are Sweetie. And the kids are just DYING to go for a ride in "Uncle Spence's Driving House." Oooops. Did I just put Spence on the spot. Oh well, too late to take it back now. I already hit POST REPLY OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    OH MY GOD!! Doctor! We have a pulse!!! Now, while youre accepting invitations. How about returning the PM I sent. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    -Lots of Kick-Out Jumps -(Maybe take out a formation or two) -OH(-F*CK-FINALLY!!-)fficial Inishiashuns. -Keep Robby a safe distance from the GIANT bonfire contest -The Guess What Stupid f*cking sh*t "Crash Dummy Pruitt" is going to do this weekend Lottery. (Winner gets to wrap his ankles, wrists, head or other.) And of course the "First one banned from the Farm Wins" Anti-Social Behavior Relay. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    If you can't spell something, you probably can't play it. Unless you're in the NFL. And you're too hairy and flat chested to be a proper Tambourine B*tch. (NOTE: To all those ignorant, the above is a term of affection and respect.) Anyway, for those actually interested . Here is the official playlist. We also entertain requests. (NOTE AGAIN: Entertain means we let you make the request before we choose to ignore it.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I think, from a strictly technical schematic point of view, you would be considered the outlet. ...He would be the "plug". Hey, at least I didn't make a "finger cuffs" comment regarding the M/F ratio.