RastaRicanAir

Indeed. And the World is also my oyster. It's slimy, gray, and often difficult to swallow, but it somehow still gives me a boner. Should I post a current repertoire. I'm up to 7 songs now. And I can remember 6 of them when I'm drunk!!

No, we need a new bouncer at the door. M = 14, F = 11 What the F*CK?!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

How'd you know I had a chubby?! I can't help it. Staying at my Mum's house with the kids sleeping in the next room is REALLY slowing us down! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh Holy Mother of all that is F*cked!! PLLEEEASE let me be the one that comes to bail your ass out of jail on that one!! Oh to see the look on your face when they tell your cell mates what they found! I think "Strap-On Shrek" is an AWESOME screen name. I mean, what are friends for?! ....Hey, at least if they find that first it would stop them from looking for anything else. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Skateboarding would be worth it! Driving would be the LEAST you could do! But get a straight claim from the Ogre on what "boogie fee" includes. Or that shifty, cheap f*ck will hand you half of your Reg. fee and walk off Make sure he's putting up half of your expenses to get there. Then decide your car is unreliable and buy 2 round trips in business class! Hell! I'll kick in an extra 20 for your stay if you crash in our room, then pass out and leave that Amazon honey alone with US like you did last time!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

F*CK skool! The ONLY education a girl like that needs, she can get from US! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Put me & the Flutterby on that list. Who wants to bring us back on Sun? We have lots of baggage, ....uh, yeah that's right. But on car trips we talk about nothing but sex. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I was named after a Senator and assassinated Presidential Candidate. You were named after a woman who talked to her socks. I'm guessing only one of our mothers smoked weed. -DJ Electric Monkey Lip (Proudly bestowed on me by SkymonkeyONE. Though I've never jumped with him, so I'm not sure why.) (I'm also not sure it was a compliment.) Other than that I can't think of too many more that I have. -Sincerely, RastaRican a.k.a. Robby Robb a.k.a.: OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You're dead to me. ...................was that dramatic? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well, if we're going retro, we need Moe & Tammy with the 4-wheeler and the drunken cattle trailer to haul the kegs around. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Just generalizing. Someone had to. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

OK, it's less than 8 weeks out, so I'd better do this before someone with poor spelling skills does. Bring your a**, and the a**es of your family and friends to the *FIRST ANNUAL * FIRST EVER * OH SO COMPLETELY UNDESERVED* OrFun BIRTHDAY BOOGIE BASH Friday - Sunday - (Early Monday morning for some of the more pathetic slackers) September 23-25, 2005 at SkyDive the Farm To: Celebrate one year in the life of the most undesirable, unloved, unwanted, jumpers to ever soil a dropzone. And then another. And then another. And to bring new homeDZless vermin into our filthy fold. At: Our Lady of the Blessed Diving Line Twist OrFunage a.k.a. SkyDive the Farm, Rockmart, GA. With (presumed): -$129 All-You-Can-Jump-All-Weekend tickets -$129 Tandems -The Caravan -The Porter -Mass OrFun Initiations -The most reasonable registration fee ever (pending): -Free Food -Saturday dinner provided by the RoamingDZ -Free beverages of the foamy, golden sort (top shelf for all initiates) -Sponsors (we're workin' on it) -Auction (we're workin' on workin' on it) -Gender biased Championship Puddin' Wrestling (Best believe I'm working on that.) (entirely possible) -Helicopter -Charity Poker Tournament -Face painting (for the kids) -Body painting (....not so much for the kids) -Live fireside Jam Session with the Boogie Bastard Mariachi band -Any other great ideas anyone can give us So whether you've been rejected, disrespected, or otherwise disconnected from your home dropzone, or you just never had one. Or if you just have this insane need to jump from aircraft, and then socialize afterward, mark it on your "make up a reason to call in sick" calendar, and join us. And since, like all Orphans, we live off charity, ANY goods or services you'd like to donate would be appreciated. {Please check all Drama at the Door} OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Make sure you bring your guitar too. Robby has been dying to play with both rhythm and lead guitars.

She just opened the DOORS on the GENERAL LEE!!!! [B]WHAT THE F*CK?!!!![/B] Maybe it's living in two college towns, but I've been served wings by better looking girls. She just ain't that special. BTW: Those headlights are pasted on. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Of course, I refrain almost religiously from offering any advice regarding relationships; opting, instead, to ask questions for consideration. Thus, I pose these questions: Why do you have to jump again this weekend, you just jumped last weekend?! Why do we always have to hang around for the whole "boogie", why can't you just do a few jumps and come home?! Why do you have to go that far away to jump anyway, when you have a dropzone right here?! What am I supposed to do out there all day while I'm waiting for you?! And why do those girls/guys have to flirt with you so much?! And what am I supposed to do if you get killed?! Repeat these to yourselfl in your most whiny, dissatisfied voice, and answer at your leisure. ...........over.........................and over..............and over again. Then consider. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And NOT grabbing both ends of an electric 8-way cord and temporarily paralyzing yourself! That's been done. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

With that, I'm officially setting the Clay-getting-way-out-of-hand-at-his-party- and-making-a-spectacular-ass-of-himself -with-full-video-coverage Factor at 8.5 Charging both my cam batteries now. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Listen, fun is fun. But as a TRUE friend to these two ladies (aka "the Kitties") I feel the need to defend their ......oh, wait, what? oh yeah, Kelel is here too. THREE LADIES. I feel the need to defend their hono.......huh? Oh. ....Gotta go the bath tub's full. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Dropzones should have talking parrots as mascots. Oh, imagine the hilarity that would ensue! My EX had a boss who I didn't like because he was always hitting on her. (Which is weird in itself because he was gay, but kidding himself that he was bisexual.) Anyway, he had her apt. sitting for him for a week, during which time I taught his parrot to say "You Putz!" But the damned bird never repeated it. .....Until the guy got home. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Psshhhh! Those guys have got to be actors. Real wrestlers are MUCH funnier, and they have better writers. Just flip on WWE Raw or Smackdown any Monday or Thursday on Spike and UPN. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

The Christian band, the Emo band from KY, the Nu-Metal band from OH, the chick-fronted Mush-Metal band, or the Alt-Jazz band from Tampa with the female lead singer? Which one? .................don't push. I'll just pull you down underneath me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

GAHD DAMMIT!!! I HATE it when someone beats me to what I was going to say! ...And yet I love you for it.... Love, and Hate, at once?! Perhaps I am more complex a person than I once believed. Perhaps I am not bound simply be knee-jerk, spoon-fed, socio-political dogma, but, instead, driven by a need to find my OWN mindset - HOWEVER AMBIGUOUS. ...Then why am I in the SC?! O.K. so that was deliberately inflammatory. Sue me.

Mom always told me the girls that pick on me are the ones that like me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

http://www.whatsthatcalled.com I can't vouch for this one. I just looked it up to help you out. God, I'm a saint. .... But they have a whole forum of people asking questions just like yours OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh, we're down to Buddha stories now. Well, maybe it's the six pack bringing it up, but here goes: An elder monk and a younger monk walked together on a pilgrimage, across many miles when they reached a river that they must traverse on foot. Standing at the river, also, was a young woman, of some social standing, who didn't wish to risk her safety or garments by wading into the water. She immediately implored the monks to come to her aid. Observing their solemn vow to never touch a female, the young monk simply -and with some disdain- ignored her, but was shocked to see his companion immediately raise the woman upon his back and begin wading through the waters. After many more miles and hours upon hours of fuming over this incident, the young man finally spoke: "How could you violate your vows just to help that foolish woman?!" His wizened mentor broke stride just long enough to answer. "My goodness. Are you still carrying that woman with you. I set her down hours ago." The moral is .............well....whatever you get from it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is